Tfw I actually had a sleep paralysis nightmare last night with el goblino in it

>tfw I actually had a sleep paralysis nightmare last night with el goblino in it

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You probably looked into the mirror

Well, el goblino's mythos is horrifying.

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wish i had a sleep terror in which a giant goblin qt licks me up with her tongue

this meme has went too far

Recently I've had a dream that I lived in some big wooden house in the middle of nowhere near forest with a lot of rooms and several floors tall.
In that dream I noticed that a lot of windows were wide open and when I started to close them off I've stumbled upon a grizzly bear in one room. Fucker wanted to maul me but the most thing I was afraid was that it will harm my kot who was as horrified as me.
So I grabbed the kot and ran away to some other room, locked the door and woke up.
At least my in-dream kot is OK

any with spiders or flying insects?

kek

Goddamn spanishbro, fucking savage

BTFO

Yesterday I dreamed about going to poland with the goblino

WTF is a kot?

ay dios mio, el duende...

I had a dream that my copy of Alpha Sapphire was missing (which is odd since I haven’t played it in three years).
When I went to check it out it was in fact missing. Spooky

Dumb goblino

fpbp

I had a nightmare about goblinos too, they were invading my town posing as humans and other people wouldn't believe me

I don't think it was just a nightmare. While vampires suck blood, this being came for what is left of your white DNA. Put a bucket of KFC and a watermelon next to your bed before you sleep, or you will turn into one yourself.

STOP

Russian for cat.

>Tfw Kot is a word for shit in german.

Hide veggies around your house so it won't come in

check your whitness percentage quick!

*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
*THUNK*

H-H-HEELLPP
IT TOLD ME IT WAS WHITE IT TOLD ME IT WAS WHITE IT'S SUCKING OUT MY GENtieaitic *sharts* no! NOOO
PLEASEEEE GET IT OFF OF ME IT'S UGGHGHGDHSGSDG
FUUCKKK NOOOOO
MuhFUGEGN PLEASE I WON'T BE WHITE ANYMO'
YO BITCH... PLEASE..... SOMEBODY DO SOMETHIN'
MUHAMAMD STOP LOOKIN' AT ME I KNOW YOU AIN'T WHITE
....
...
....
HE'S HAS TAKEN MY %
BETTA GIVE ME YO' % NOW MUHAMMAD

You can also stab it with a carrot or cucumber in order to kill it if you have the balls for it. Aim for its heart or what is left of its brain.

Okay I laughed

Hmm, thanks Germoney

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Can't blame you, this meme is getting pretty creepy.

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

savage

Is this what it feels to gaze into Cthulu?
Make it stop.
MAKE IT STOP!