How many of you saw kids in the theater?

How many of you saw kids in the theater?

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How many times is Seth Rogen going to insert his athiesm into everything?

Yes

>seeing this in theaters
>paying to see this movie

I'd rather my kids watch it and be enlightened than them becoming indoctrinated by christianity

Why? They'll be eternally horrified until they're 13.
At least wait until then to show them anything sexual unless you want them getting aspd

WAKE UP SHOOPLE

Or you could let them decide for themselves. You weren't fucking forced into atheism. Besides, is this really the best method?

>not buying a ticket for it but going to see something else
This needs to be supported for adult animated movies to become a thing. They're not all going to be like this, we could get something really good in the future.

What website/websites can I watch this?
I just paid to see Suicide Squad and that Kevin Hart movie and I just want to watch a movie in the comfort of my own home.

>paying to see this

>unirioncially defending cuckstianity
Fuck off mang

Always. Atheism is a sign of brain damage.

>the success of Sausage Party will lead to serious adult animation!

Christianity isnt the only religion you kaffir

Adult animated movies are already a thing, you just don't pay attention to them because you're expecting gritty Batman

Where does this even come from? Why do so many people actually believe this is somehow going to happen?

I think people are falling for other marketing gimmicks and pushing it onto suasage party
like how people were saying to go see ghostbusters so we can get more female oriented movies
or how max landis said to go see american ultra to get more movies with weird different concepts

>Turning it into a religion thing
>Not more disgusted with the fact that Rogan is slowly murdering comedy and animation, and that this movie's success will create a new norm

Parents are stupid.
I saw the same thing when Watchmen came out. Mother with her two kids. Both couldn't be older then 8 years old. No clue why parents don't check out the movie before they take their kids to see it.

Zero.

Because I didn't go to see this movie like a fucking idiot.

>No clue why parents don't check out the movie before they take their kids to see it.

Because people are fucking stupid, why else?
>It has super heroes in it so little billy can watch, lol
>OH MY GOD! PEOPLE DIED AND THAT BLUE GUY WAS NAKED!
>Eh, it's an animated movie, therefore it's kid friendly, haha
>ARGH, THEY'RE HAVING SEX AND SWEARING!

How many times are you going to insert Seth Rogen and his atheism into Seth Rogen and his lmao weed amirite approach to making movies?

No, that's nihilism.

And beveling in invisible people is a sign of what?

>See what I assume are two teenagers or college students sitting in the front row, with a woman sitting behind them two rows back.

>"Oh, I guess she's going to review the movie in her library blogs or something."

>Movie starts

>Guy in front pulls his buddy along playfully.

>Leans his hands back towards the woman in front of him. She high fives him.

>mfw I found out it was a mother that had driven her teenagers over to see it, and watching them with it

The dad and her daughter sitting next to me seemed to be pretty chill enjoying the weed jokes together, and it seemed like she had her life all in order.

It was almost as bad as when I went to see Ted 2 with my dad and we saw a stoner and his stern old father wearing a professional business suit. We couldn't help but feel sorry for the guy who had to sit there awkwardly with his dad, not being able to laugh at anything in the movie.

Both my parents and older brother asked me if they should go see it and I felt incredibly awkward about it. It's not that they wouldn't like the humor, but the orgy scene is something I'm not sure they can handle.

Didn't see the film myself but I'm guessing less kids saw this than Deadpool.

Lets not forget that some parents just legit dont care and will take their kid just so they themselves can see it.

>Using a movie that talks about gods athat actually show up in there to make people atheist
I mean, if anything you will just teach them that god is an asshole. Which he is in the Old Testament at least.

I worked at a movie theater a long time ago and I was pissed when I would frequently see parents take their kids to some random horror/R-rated movies that the kids clearly didn't want to see.

Babysitters are fucking cheap, you shitty parents. Use them.

"No, it's mature, it's raining and look at all that blood!!"

If they lacked the self control to pull out they probably lack the self control to wait for DVD/VHS/streaming/piracy.

American kinos actually let kids in for adult movie showings?

I paid $5 for it and that was the only reason I'm not bothered paying for it. Taco and donut were the highlights of the movie.

Back to Sup Forums with you

>people on 4chinz are more frustrated at the atheism humour than it just being lazy potty humor with foods
Between this and Rick & Morty why is Sup Forums so triggered and overtly religious on a board mostly about gook scribblings and porn?

Reddit ruined atheism.

In all honesty my main problem with kids in the theater is that they are annoying as all hell.
Like there must be some age limit to let kids enter in the cinema at all, otherwise you get or the crying babies or little kids asking in the loudest voice possible what is going on or asking mommy to take them to the bathroom

I don't usually jump on the reddit hate bandwagon but this guy is on point.

Kind of showed that people (mostly narcissists) are the shit in the sandwich, not beliefs.

90% of every thread is about the hate agaisnt weed lel humor.

Is this your first thread?

You also would think very late night showings would be immune to this, but they're not. I have no idea why parents keep their kids up that late.

When I saw Batman Begins, it was a midnight showing - a couple had their baby. They assumed it would sleep through the showing. When I worked a theater I also saw parents bringing kids into non-children's films late at night. It baffles me.

7pm opening night
No children. The theater was very serious about making sure people knew what they were walking into.

>They assumed it would sleep through the showing.
Was their baby deaf?
Seriously though, all these stories and experiences makes me wonder how can it be possible for parents to be this stupid? Not even unconscious, just plain stupid.

I haven't been paying much attention to this movie but now I'm gonna go see it just because this post made me curious

My parents took me to The People vs. Larry Flynt when I was 3.

The food see humans as gods. There's a strong message against blind faith.

Good. Children should be taught that religion is bullshit.

I don't want to get all le spoiled generation but I think some people assume either it will work out or that the establishment/people around them won't care. I do notice its young couples and what appears to be groups of young moms doing these kinds of things.
that fucking feel when you drop $250 on one of the last performances of Monkey and you sit sandwiched between a bunch of rowdy kids. There was no intermission so I couldn't even ask an usher to change my seat. I still mad about it

My old man took me to a few horror movies when I was still single digits, but I had at least proved I could keep quiet by that time. 3 is really young though...do you remember any of it?

Went to see Florence Foster Jenkins and my local theater had a big sign at the box office saying SAUSAGE PARTY IS RATED R FOR (WHATEVER IT WAS RATED R FOR) AND IS NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. CHILDREN AGES 13-16 MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY A PARENT OR GUARDIAN 21 YEARS OR OLDER. NO CHILDREN UNDER 13 WILL BE ADMITTED AT ANY TIME.

Excellent job, my enlightened friend. Once again we've proven the backwards apes that their fairy tales are false. I tip my hat to thee, and bid thee God morrow.

So, did the orgy scene actually make it in?

My parents didn't took my into the theater until I was 5 years old since by then I could follow the rules of staying quite in the movie and going to the bathroom before the movie started.

Movies weren't really an issue tho, I would watch almost anything with my parents back at home with VHS/DVD. The hardest shit I remember from those early times were probably Heavenly Creatures, and it just spooked me in some clay scenes and the final one. But I don't even remember the final scene now.

Solid rebuttal.

Yes. There's a thread with a webm of it as the OP right now.

Yes, but it's much less graphic than the script made it out to be. There's not really any genitals to speak of, so everything is just kinda humping each other and putting their faces against their butts.

There are testicles though in a brief scene during the orgy.

Yes. It's dissapointing.

You never had an argument, faglord.

Geez. I mean, it's nice to see that some theaters are taking measures to make sure people don't confuse it for a kid's movie, but at the same time it's odd to see them apparently taking more measures to actually bar kids from seeing it than they do with, say, a super hero or horror movie.

Christianity? I'm a Jew!

But they don't have hair. That's the important distinction, according to the MPAA.

It sort of reminds me of Conker's Bad Fur Day and how the box art had an oversized ESRB rating to make sure the message got across

>anyways
The word is, anyway.
Talk about brain damage

I'm guessing it's because it's animated, but is basically a raunchy style comedy, so they don't want parents getting confused. People are really really stupid, especially when it comes to movie ratings. I'll never forget Paranorman being in theaters and having to field complaints from parents that their children were scared, and it had the word "crap" or somesuch in it, because "IT'S A PG CARTOON AND THAT MEANS IT'S A KIDS MOVIE AND IS 100% FINE FOR KIDS!"

I saw so many kids in Deadpool.

other than that movie about the alien, when else has he done it

Evidently it didn't work because I heard that a shit-ton of people played that game before age 10.

>Nation built on Christian values one of the strongest in history
>Now failing after borders open and Christian values defamed
>Unironically supporting the fall of your nation

nope, this is just going to open a wave of adult shock humor cartoon movies

the only bright side is this movie will have destroyed ghostbusters in its first weekend

>His city doesn't have 21 & older theatres only.
Fucking plebs, desu.

my theater was full of loud black guys who cracked up at even the slightest joke, then went on to repeat the joke for the next 2 minutes

im pretty sure we cant ban people from theaters just for being annoying. unfortunately

That stuff is fine for kids, though. There's worse stuff aired on tv aimed at kids. It's just easier to notice when you're stuck in a theater seat with nothing to distract you, watching it with them and they're stuck in a dark theater with high volume so its easier for them to get scared.

oy gevalt yehudistein, have a shekel on me

Yeah, the age old Christian values of Capitalism and the 7 day work week.

We actually had it at our day care and would play the multiplayer all the time because it's fun as hell

The Non-Perishables were probably the best part. I don't know why, I just enjoyed them when they were on screen.

It's a moot point since the movie isn't going to be a success anyway. It only made $13 mil on Friday

i keep seeing all this criticism saying its bad but how many have you seen it so far?

>slowly murdering comedy and animation
animation has been dying since CGI was used more and Disney followed a formula for a long time, in the west at least

bright side Sausage Party can open doors for more adult-oriented animated films action/comedy/ect

i keep hearing good thins from my regular non-internet culture friends, are you guys just making it seem bad because Rogan's name is on it

Part of the movies message was also how if your an athiest that doesnt mean you gotta be a dick about it

Exactly, which is why extreme measures like have to be taken.

>being a fucking fedora tipper

>bright side Sausage Party can open doors for more adult-oriented animated films action/comedy/ect

Are people here actually stupid enough to believe this is what's going to happen?

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Oh yeah and Conker's Bad Fur Day totally opened up a world of Adult Platformers, right?

That was a lot tamer than I expected

So if this becomes successful there will be many new "Adult" animated movies, but all of them will be "LOL WEED DOOD" garbage right?

I was one of literally ten people in theaters in my theater. Then again I went to a small Oregon Theater

My theater had a sign with the "This is an R-movie, it is not for children" for Watchmen, but they didn't actually disallow parents from bringing kids in.

and Ghostbusters 2016 helped women get into the movie industry

My parents took me to see Stuart Little when I was 7.

Had a panic attack.

Maybe it's because you brought up Watchmen or the pacing but I read your post in Rorschach's voice. Now I'm just imaging Rorschach shooting angry glances behind his mask at the mother who brought her kids at a movie.

Babysitters are either pedophiles, teenagers that have no idea what they're doing, abusive killers, or some mix of the three. I wouldn't take those chances would you?

Is everyone only shitting on this movie because DUDEWEEDLOLXDD FUCKINGNORMIEFAGCANCERREEEEEEEE contrarianism and muh Seth Rogan bogeyman?
Did people honestly want this movie to be something of pure cinematic substance and a pinnacle of intelligent adult comedic value?

I legitimately can't tell if there is even any real insight to how the movie is on it's own without memeing.

Calm down, Seth.

it would be nice to have some adult animation thta isn't DUDE WEED LMAO or extreme edginess succeed in theaters imo

>Implying Europe wasn't at its shittiest when the Church was at its strongest
>Implying Rome didn't bleed to death from Christian cultural marxism
>Implying the Church didn't outlaw banking to Europeans
>And leave it in the hands of a certain other ethnic group
>The same group that founded Christianity
>Implying this was all just one big (((coincidence)))

All of the jokes sound fucking stupid and there's a food orgy scene at the end of the movie. If you want your post to have any credibility at all, explain to me the joke when a hot dog says "I'm going to blow my load."

i dunno, i just chalk it up to when Sup Forums gets weird and puritan about shit

Just Google "autism" and "atheism" together, you'll get your answer.