You have been tasked with cleaning up Pandora and to resolve all ongoing problems with the primitive natives (The Navi) and the hostile Nature.
The RDA is granting you complete freedom on how to resolve this, money is not an issue and International Law does not have to concern you.
How do you do it?
Drones with mustard gas canisters, and orbital nuclear strikes for the no technology zones.
Biological warfare senpai, give them some smallpox blankets
How expensive would that be and how long would that take?
Pandora is a big moon
That might be cheap and good
Send in actual military. They will direct his personally.
Don`t exterminate them, they will serve as sex slaves for humanity, thus solving all problems on old 'earth.
Adjust the orbit of an in-system asteroid / comet into a collision course with the planet, causing an extinction level event. Wait until the dust in the atmosphere settles, and then move in (relatively) unopposed.
Or (if money really is no object) use the same drive that allowed mankind to get there in the first place to slam a large mass into the planet at relativistic speed, smashing the planet and then mine the resulting debris at a lower cost because you no longer need to deal with the large gravity well
We want our Unobtanium now, not 60 years time.
for you
Cleaning up?
Is there an oil leak or some shit there?
>60 years time
Wut?
Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
wasn't it 17 years to travel there?
whatever plan you got, you won't get unobtanium sooner than 34 years.
>Eliminate the males
>Sell off the females as slaves
>gather all the Unobtanium untouched
You drop big fucking rocks on them because they have no real artillery defenses.
Fighting a ground war against people with no artillery is pretty fucking stupid, but it's blisteringly retarded when you're in SPACE.
>All these Na'viboos
You realize the Na'vi are like 15 feet tall? Your tiny dick wouldn't do anything
>caring about her pleasure
projecting there, bro?
Send all the Muslim refugees to Pandora, outbreed the natives heavily and find another planet for the refugees to spoil when that's done
Bombardment with high energy gravitrons at a certain angle, so that the planet's orbit decays just quick enough for the planet to be torn apart, but not so quick that all dat precious metal becomes unobtainable.
Now you can scoop the metal out of the gas giant's new ring, no need to step foot on some muddy shit hole.
Exactly, and by smashing the planet into a debris field, you get the fastest return on your investment
Yeah that's superior to just exterminating them then having a gravity well to conduct mining operations in. Much easier to do it in a newly-formed ring system that will be volatile for the next hundred thousand years. Assuming the decayed orbit does not result in the mass of the planet falling into the sun.
5 points for creativity though.
Black Goo
Can navi and humans breed?
>unobtanium becomes unobtainable
wouldn't that make it better?
Why would you assume this? Can you breed with a monkey? No?
Probably can't breed with an alien then.
Orbital bombardment using kinetic kill vehicles if biological warfare targeting their biology is a no.
>survey planet from space, find all settlements of Navi
>deploy ships to go down and capture finest female Navi as sex slaves
>commence missile strikes from space to obliterate all Navi still on planet
>harvest resources of Pandora, build luxury villas on Pandora and retire with my harem of Navi sex slaves
>How expensive
Dude you're sending interstellar fuck you for that sweet sweet unobtanium. Cost is not a factor.
Cameron said they use a mass laser system to propel their craft, one on each side and a fusion drive is used to slow down. He specifically said it would be used to destroy any hostile alien ship entering Sol. That means in orbit of Pandora is a massively powerful laser system capable or military use. Yet it is never mentioned.
I drop the bombs given to me on my fellow earthlings because this planet is shit, gay and degenerate and navi did nothing wrong.
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Send in John Wick.
The laser array is used with the sail on the trip out IIRC. They go up to .7c and use antimatter engines to brake in the Pandora system and then use the remaining fuel to fly back to Sol. The laser array slows them on the way back.
>antimatter
Isnt this only like 2150? Fusion sure, but I think were getting ahead of ourselves with antimatter.
Jakes avatar is particularly grown from his twins DNA so there must be some computability.
It's not actually proven that a human and an ape can't produce offspring.
Matter-antimatter reaction engines. The entire ship design is very well thought out compared to any other sort of interstellar vehicle that's ever been in a big budget movie.
>projectrho.com
>Antimatter
Fire photon torpedoes and let god sort 'em out.
I mean if you just fuck blue women yea, but im sure theres some way to do some invitro shit, hell they probably evolved from our meteorite fragments.
Didn't the reds experiment with human-ape hybrids?
>money is not an issue
Money was the whole reason they're on pandora, Unobtanium is the only reason they'd go back
New rule: your method must ensure that Unobtanium deposits are not damaged and mining can be resumed once the pests are removed
the shield looks like a solar panel
>You have been tasked with cleaning up Pandora and to resolve all ongoing problems with the primitive natives (The Navi) and the hostile Nature.
>The RDA is granting you complete freedom on how to resolve this, money is not an issue and International Law does not have to concern you.
>How do you do it?
I gas all the Na'vi villages from orbit with VX. Done.
The last attempt to do it was in the 70s. Technology has come a long way especially with IVF but it hasn't been reattempted. The theory is still plausible.
That must be what it is, why would that thing have any function as a shield? It doesn't protect 90 percent of the ship
Glass it.
Smash a fucking rock into it.
Nuke it.
Engineer a virus that kills all life on that rock.
Or commence a land invasion and prove the superiority of humans.
Use avatars to hack into Eywa and corrupt her programming, making the Na'Vi more like us
You will go to Hell, you know that?
Nukes and have robots mine the can'thaveium
But we don't know how deep the deposits are. They could be deep enough that a Tsar bomba could be used and it would be untouched.
>create an exterminatus
>drop said exterminatus
Emperium of mankind is saved
According to the site posted above the solar sail is used by the Sol laser array and that mirror protects the ship itself from the beam.
It's a whipple shield. The angle doesn't show it very well but if covers the cross section of the ship. Hitting a spec of dust at .7c has the energy equivalent of a 20kg of TNT.
>see na'vi
>put a bullet in their head
>repeat until no na'vi
Shitpost them to death, it's genius.
underrated
>heard u was talkin shit like I wouldn't find out
>Shitpost them to death, it's genius.
>make cheap mass produced product that can integrate with the "neural network"
>flood it with cat porn and shit
>essentially take away their one advantage on home turf
It's genius. Jim consider yourself on notice. This is the best way to deal with the Na'vi scourge.
>create slow but painful disease that makes Navi bleed out of anus, mouth and peehole
>sell them the cure which actually just creates an addiction so they need more medication over time
>only give to them the pills in exchange for unobtanium
Screw the metals, find a way to make money from the biological aspects of the world.
Do you think how much money we can make from a tree that we can store the Consciousness of dead people in? We will be selling immortality
>"""immortality"""
Being a faint echo in the minds of the living is not immortality, any more than having a wikipedia page about you is
heya rabbi watchu doin
Fuck the Navi, first we must deal with the Jewish problem
Imagine taking a shit in the jungle when all of a sudden you go blind and your mind gets filled with all the Rick and Morty threads.
>that wing design
those three small wings can't really serve any purpose being attached to the outer part of the 'main wing'
>Engineer a virus that kills all life on that rock.
That's not how viruses works
This guy knows his business!
Good grief the CGI on that dragon is bad, is that how the movie looked?
T.Butthurt metal fucker
You go collect that metal, will I will be known for giving humanity immortality.
They help with swimming.
>You go collect that metal, will I will be known for giving humanity immortality
I look forward to your donation drive requesting $6 from every Navi and your campaign would be done in one hour
You will be known for giving humanity a shittier version of the internet, and thats by current day standard. 140 years from now the futa VR sim streaming will be great.
>go to another navi tribe on the planet that had no contact with humans
>send in avatars that shill them about atrocities and genocide commited by the tribe that has its tree on the unobtanium and how they must be stopped
>show them CGI'd proof and tell horrible storys to them
>sell them weapons for unobtanium in their region and send them into a liberation war against their brothers
>Imagine taking a shit in the jungle when all of a sudden you go blind and your mind gets filled with all the Rick and Morty threads.
Its at least worth a try
Set in a complete exterminatory attack and set a Scapegoat from the company to deviate the public uproar. A good scapegoat would be a person from the company who's openly vocal against the destruction of the Na'vi and Pandora's Moon plant and animal life, have them either "Fuck up" or "Go insane" and make a "fatal mistake" that'd cause the extermination of any possible intelligent threat from the moon, just not strong enough to make mining operations unviable.
While people are busy trying to set a life sentence strong enough for the scapegoat, if they haven't already killed him, the company can.
You'd really have to make sure absolutely every single Na'vi is dead though, no survivors of any kind, specially if it's just one or two to tell the story, every single one of them has to be exterminated.
>The entirity of Xvideos in the span of half a second.
>believing what random people tell them
make navi bodies with big dicks
infiltrate, mate with them
educate your "children"
in a couple of decades it will be a mix
the children should reveal their nature (omitting that it was a plan on purpose), ask for special rights and demand some decision power
when you have the majority of control, provoke a civil war, ask for human "help" and then swear allegiance to the "savior"
Go lobby for the metal industry somewhere else, I won't have any of your trash
is this your fantasy?
just create false flags in that case until they take the bait
>Encourage conflicts between rival na'vi tribes
>Situation evolve in open war
>Wait until one tribe is very weakened and give them modern weapons and te
>They start wiping out the other tribes and become the dominant one
>Now they're ready to accept human patronage
>We open the first McDonald's on Pandora
>We now have a fully civilized world with a grateful and strong workforce
that takes too long, at most it should be done in less than 2 years.
I'd say detonate Air burst nukes over them until the jungle turns into a desert. then move in with the mining stuff.
That's nothing in comparison to spamming them with Game of Shit threads
>Learning the entirety of Wikihow AND Instructables
?
Sorry but I dont like blue girls except smurfette.
Congratulation, you made the planet so radioactive that the equipment breaks down when you try to use it.
This shit is UNDER that bigass tree right? WHy can't they just drill underneath mine style, make a pipeline then use a railcar system and just take all the shit out while these dumb ass koalas are none the wiser
On balance, having the entire internet suddenly in your brain would do more harm than good
thats wrong tho, modern nukes don't cause so much fallout as you might imagine.
Did you miss the point. Of course the Eartlings should be able to deal with these fucking blue monkeys, but they have Eywa - a planet-sized super computer - giving them instructions directly into their brains and thus are able to out-maneuver and overpower the humans
that takes too long m8
Just Air burst Nuke their asses with a 200kiloton charge 200 meter above their heads.
then we send in the Terminators to mop up the survivors.
filling the planet daily with drugs like heroin or some shit like that to make them addicted
when they are fucked you just stop giving them freely and start some commerce
We shall behead the males and turn the females and children into slaves.
how about we dump 700 billion gallons of agent orange on that jungle and get full protection suits for the workers.
>700 billion gallons of agent orange
How much will that cost?
Pandora is an investment, not a playground
hey, the ship looks like a sperm and the pandora moon looks like an egg, never noticed that
you gonna need a lot of heroin for that
around three fiddy
One nuke won't, but a Dozen or so will do it.
See
>I like your ponytail