This movie's depiction of the zombie apocalypse is scarier than any other I've ever seen...

>DO YOU WANT TO PARRRRRRTYYYYYY

>There should actually be three types of zombies: slower than people, as fast as people, and faster than people.
Usually "fast zombies" means "as fast as people". They run instead of shamble. I don't know if there are really any movies where the zombies are FASTER than people.

I dunno, did Anne Rice write any zombie fiction? She likes improbably fast stuff.

If his jaw falls off, he will have literally no way to relieve the horrible pain.

I do not want to party, and I don't think he does, either.

Poor skele

I wanna say that a couple of them did in that Dawn of the Dead remake. I might be wrong, its been forever since i've seen it.
If we ever had a zombie apocolypse, I pray that its the slow shuffling ones. If it isn't, i'm pretty much pic related.

the theme of that movie is unbeliavably awesome and scary

The runners went at a nromal full running sprint. Not teleporting unrealistically at mach speed

if the first ones to go were the fat people then how come a fattie is being chased by a non fat zombie

>I wanna say that a couple of them did in that Dawn of the Dead remake
I think they were just running. There's none of them that seem like they ever exceed human sprinting speed, bar maybe a few jump scares. The problem is, obviously, they probably won't get winded, they'd keep sprinting until the tendons in their legs gave out.

>missing all of his flesh
>still has eyes
>can move with no muscles

Full skeleton zombies make no sense