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good post :3

Post yfw you realized the Falklands would be Argentinian clay by now If the Junta hadn't chimped out.

argentina should try again with las malvinas. The brits are simply not capable at the moment to defend an island so far away and they have nobody that would really help them with it

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How the brexit doing chaps?

shut the fuck up you tiresome kraut knob polisher

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but I'm not wrong. If argentina took back their islands again the most you'd hear from western nations would be "oh no, you shouldn't do this" and "i condemn the invasion" but literally nobody would help you guys. You're the laughing stock of Europe and you can rely on trump about as much as you can rely on ice cream not to melt in the sun. youd be fucked

when the argies attacked last time the islands were pretty much undefended, since then they've gotten anti air emplacements as well as a much larger garrison+naval presence and state of the art radar
there is literally no chance the islands will ever be argentinian

>there is literally no chance the islands will ever be argentinian
thanks god.

you'll be proven wrong within the coming decades as you fade into insignificance and can no longer maintain arms in your invaded territories. If the sun hadn't already set, it certainly has now.

Can't we have a friendly thread with no hateposting?
We are not even bringing the island things other's countrys are doing it

You should wage a war agaist them. They are too busy coping with shitskin and niggers in that shitty island and certainy in decline with relative power.

yeah whatever hermann bet your oma thought the same til she was turned into a plate of flame grilled kraut

the brits are unironically nobody's friend. Remember that, it'll keep you safe

>british humor

It's about as solid as your rotting teeth.

Ooh look it's the evil germans ruining a thread, the Sauprußens mist destroy anything they must ruin the satus quo

I see you're slipping in some German words there. Good preparation for when Frankfurt steals all the business from London. I'd try learning French as well, though, they'll be stealing their fair share of what's left of in the british carcass

now kiss

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Austrian isn't german you theif

>ITT: British butthurt

Turns out shooting yourself in the foot is only funny for onlookers. What happened to the famous light heartedness?

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I bet Buenos Aires would love the taste of a Trident missle up the bum.

where do you think i'm joking you jumped up kraut dickhead? you've lost every war you've started with us and you have the nerve to lecture anyone when half your family ended up in a dustpan in the last one
fuck off and suck the exhaust on one of your shitty rule scumming cars

>lose 2 world wars
>occupied and divided by communists and americans
> distrusted by everyone
> somehow manage to overcome this, re-unify, become richer and more powerful than britain and France in just a few decades

I can see why you're sore but at some point you just have to suck it up and play your role as a 2nd tier nation within the EU.

>more powerful
Whatever helps you sleep at night Hans.

AS THE OP, I SAY FALKLANDS/MALVINAS CAN'T BE DISCUSSED IN THIS THREAD.

And our army is a joke
The junta attacked the islands to try and win the people back and they even lied and said we were winning
Only older generations care about that and dumb younger people

>brits use the "german bogeyman in charge of europe" as a reason for brexit
> HAHAHA We're more powerful than you!

Lad, you can't have it both ways. Soon you will have no say in european matters. You are slamming the door to what little power you still have shut in your own faces. Then again, arguing with you brainlets about why the Epic brexits was actually bad news for you is like arguing to magapedes why trump is a literal moron- futile

too late for that boludo this thread is doome'd

>it's a "Krauts ruin a friendly thread through sheer autism" episode
wish they'd stop airing out these shitty reruns

>makes a thread about UK and Argentina
>gets mad when someone brings up the Falklands
Alto bobo

why would you ever back up brits on anything? they are nobody's friend

the german is actually getting mad

They're MY friend

>they even lied and said we were winning

About this... That's called propaganda.

The State can't say: "They are absolutely superior, our navy is shit and they will be taking the islands soon to find an army made of 18yo conscripts"

No, it's a war scenario, the moral must the at the higher point everytime.

>German bogeyman
Nah m8 it's unelected political "elite" in Brussels and the constant re-voting on issues when they are not happy with the result by bullying countries to get into line = authoritarian.
>HAHAHA We're more powerful than you!
You need to start hating yourself and your country to please the Jew overlords. You need re-educated.
>what little power you still have
Why do you think we are leaving if we can't choose our own destiny?

only one is a gud boi the rest post something like this

he's also a gud boi

The Falklands was quite a bleak conflict, I'll never understand why anyone wanks off to it to be honest.

Yeah but it's shitty, they said we were winning by a huge advantage, if they wanted to keep moral up they could have said something like "we are standing ground to the most powerful military in the world"

1980s: UK was going through harsh times, and we were at around #15 on GDP, already set on our decaying trend but not too deep into it, with huge defense spending and overgrown military and okay-ish equipment, with the Falklands having a tiny British garrison
2018: UK one of the richest countries in the world, no economical crisis in sight and a professional army with experienced soldiers, Argentina with a 0,8% spending on defense, 40 years of shitty economy since the last war and underequipped military, flying the same aircraft they had during the 80s, the Falklands housing a bigger garrison, ready to increase it if they ever get notice of Argentina ramping up defense spending
We'd need 40 years of economical miracles with the UK stagnating for the same period to have a sliver of chance

I...love...Argies!