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vexillology and alcohol edition

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Lithuanians are subhumans

sigh

But I'm out of alcohol.

after we take over Lithuanians will only be an ugly myth

if you're gonna post a*imu post some flags or some shit idc, don't just avatarfag, that's annoying

fuck off alcoholic

Go easy on him, Friday and Saturday are the only days he doesn't have curfew.

>the weeb is actually a ruskie
not surprised desu

we don't even need to take over anything
Lithuanians are eradicating themselves

goddammit
how long is nipmoot gonna keep this filter

this life is pointless

poor planning, that's what it is

btw do you have the same alcohol laws as us so you can't get alcohol from some time till...

>Lithuanians think that Russia would ever invade them to risk starting a world war 3 and destroying their country

Oh, this user doesn't know...

Well, it's something. Keep at it with drinking and maybe you'll get there.

Though no one here will be as Lithuanian as this one friend of mine
>march 11th
>Wilno
>after neo-nazi rally
>get drunk
>try to pick up Belarusian chicks in the street
>get rejected
>try to hang oneself
>end up in a coma
>wake up a few days later
>continue exactly as before

He still owes me a couple euros I lent him for weed, but I don't think it would be right to ask for them after that.

Jesus fucking christ. Just stop responding to the weeb and he'll go away

>neo nazi
>does weed
SCREECHING

your friend sounds bretty cool
I wish I could embrace that despair

Yeah, they recently passed the laws raising legal drinking age up to 20, and lowering sales time to 8:00-20:00, except Sundays when it's 8:00-15:00.

>I'm not actually out of booze, I just finished a bottle and don't want to open another one

>Jaukus Kėdainių miestas turi savąjį skaudulį – du bendrabučius, kuriuos vietos gyventojai praminė Bangladešu. Tai – daugiausiai problemų sukeliantys pastatai, kuriuose įsikūrę socialiniai būstai. Socialinė darbuotoja tikina, kad ten gyvenantys asmenys dažnai būna praradę įgūdį gyventi – vartoja alkoholį, narkotikus, o per langus mėto viską, kas papuola.
>Lithuanians
>People

Oh, and something I keep forgetting - he's still underage.

What a bloke.

18 before?

Yeah, 18 and 8-22 sales time throughout the week. They also raised taxes on alcohol by quite a bit. All based on a fudged WHO report.
>they extrapolated, by using 2012 data, that alcohol usage will be 18l per capita/year in 2017, submitted it to WHO
>it's actually 12l per capita/year
>"should we fix it?"
>"nah, it's fine, keep it that way..."

>soon Lithuania will marks its 100 year since independence
>the biggest achievement that they managed to do was putting a ball through a hoop

Lithuania? Where is that ? In africa?

we have sales limit from 22:00 till 10:00. also raised taxes quite a bit leading to budget deficit, border alco tourism to latvia and probably a collapse of coalition since this is just over the line of retarded

Oh you mean balkans? Yes I know where that is

Guys, I'm not crazy, right? That's avatar posting, right there?

>be Lithuanian
>kill yourself

is he actually a neonazi as well
or is just the self-destructive behaviour at play?

fucking hell
was looking for my cigs but i couldn't fins them
FUCK

oh and I FORGOT, they can't even play basketball anymore lmao

Why yes it is.

ehhh

since I've started to vape I haven't had any ciggy emergencies
and you're always supplied
And my lungs feel much better

what kind?

Your usual teen neo-nazi. Basically just a sub-culture.

When you're hanging around neo-nazi rallies, have your backpack covered in poorly pencil-drawn swastikas and desecrate your country's freedom fighters' graves by sieg-heiling over them, I'd say you're a neo-nazi.

vaping is soyboy tier
the black luckies

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based

>tfw stuffed my pipe with 50/50 weed and tobacco while drinking with a friend
>forgot I had it stuffed
>found it 2 months later
Well, bummer.

...

it would be fine if it wasn't for the fact thay my dad obviously realised that i'm wasted
fuck fuck fuck

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glory to heroes
glory to soviet soldiers

So where the fuck are the mods?
They seemed to be pretty swift when I was posting cat images on Sup Forums.

okay less impressed now then
what a dweeb

I'm pretty sure mods are butthurt at balt., and don't even come here anymore.

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we will never forget the brave and fearless soviet union men who put their lives to defeat fascism

haha, pulled a classic latvian on that one :D

very nice pic btw

>Sup Forums
>mods

soviet soldiers couldn't give us freedom because they didn't posess it themselves...

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Hero

man fuck this

they built schools and hospitals
you should be grateful for that

Could be. I started a thread once and called it "fuck anime", got pruned instantly. Fuck this shit.

but they unironically did

that's exactly what I said though?

the spirit of communism will shine ever so bright over Lithuania

>tfw no regular luckies in shithuania

Gonna go take a shower, fugg gf and go to sleep. Night balt.

did you know that in 1920 the inhabitants of vilnius invited the polish army into the city to repel bolsheviks?

just watch the anime instead

>Lithuania is occupied
>gaining population
>Lithuania gains independence
>loses 1 million people over 27 years

tfw gf is 2000km away

beat it then

>not takin shower after fug
disgust.gif

tfw gf is unknown amount of time away

well
time for another drink

but if time is money and sluts cost a known amount of money...

>shower before fugg, shower after fugg
Shower all day erryday.

I hate Shituanians so fucking much

recommend me one
haven't watched animu in a long while

can't recommend you one because all anime is shit

gimme a kiss, baby

that's what ive been doing

same

i only shower before sex in the summer when i'm covered with either sweat or moskiito repellent or both

...

factually wrong

...

tru dat
try different porn or something

anime and good is an oxymoron

idk, i'm already into some weirder shit

Jokes on you, I'm Lithuanian

"Lithuanian" and "subhuman" are synonymous

doesn't mean that two anime girls can't have yuri sex yes?

happy 100 baltic friends
head sadat baltisõbrad

allahu akbar yada yada

Oh wait, got no money either.

Night lads. It's time for you all to go as well. Won't miss anything good.

u2

fug that's a very qt neko

>born shituanian
JUST
U
S
T

>999 balzamas
Goddamn, this shit is nasty

idk, have you ever sucked dick? Rhetorical question. It just seems rude to do it to someone, when your balls have been marinating in sweat for the past 16 hours.

Thanks, brol.

holy fuck
I just thought of a thing...
pay 200$ for a spoon

witness

>when your balls have been marinating in sweat for the past 16 hours
well in that case yeah it makes sense tho i have to admit marinating in sweat is not a regular treatment i give my balls

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the girls are alright

For anyone feeling nostalgic
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>Some Shituanian actually stole your bike
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

witness.