Say something nice about my country

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best soda

Bitches are fine after they grow up here. I don't know why, our water is better? Your food is bomb, all of it. Come to America, Please.

Slave labor force

Also, your men work very well. Better than any gringo, this is true. A 4 foot pisca can do more work than 2 American males.

The country with more intellectuals in the world.

You're patriotism bleeds so hard it runs into my country. I hate it for my country but I'm jealous that your people love your country to the bone.

You guys are good at cutting heads off.

Jokes aside you have good food.
Simple but good

will soon remove the eternal anglo from the US of A

It's not that bad, especially if we have to share a yuge border. Canada's better (yuger border, too) but it could definitely be a lot worse.

And I hear it's quite a nice advanced place to live if you're in the right part of it.

Back in the 80's it was really easy for americans to start businesses in your country.
It was also a comfy place to go if you got in trouble with the police.
And the hookers were pretty cute too.

But all thats changed now due to the cartels, so im very sorry pedro.

Tacos.

messican food is great.
I cant grow my own cocaine or heroin, so thanks for passing that stuff along

It's nice that you'll have to go back :)

Somebody told me the other day they actually have Taco Bell in Mexico. I still can't get over that. That just seems so unbelievably insulting.

Your food always cure my constipation.

Mexican intellectuals

hard working
beautiful women
tasty tacos
fresca

Maybe there is like 1 or 2 in mexico city if I had to guess but I don't see how it would be succesful since everyone here hates taco bell.

>Great food
>Great people
>Booming economy.
Honestly, if you can handle your economy, and get rid of organized crime there would not be mass immigrations.

Sexoserividoras from Monterrey are nice

If we owned your country, Baja California would look like Manhattan fucked South Beach and had triplets.

Cheap vacation resorts

Youre government has intentionally devalued your currency so when I go to Tijuana my dollar gets me a lot.

>what are oli prices.

Heard that the teachers get paid very well in Mexico. Is that true?

What are oil prices?

No, teachers are underpaid unless you are talking about university professors. I paid like $1k usd monthly in tuiton in high school here and teachers were paid less than that kek.

Good food, cool Aztec history, nice people.

> Some damn good beaches.
> i like your food.
> that huge fricken flag you fly in zopowhateveritscalled square in downtown DF.
> Cool bimetal coins.
> 80s pop group Flans.
> kick arse see life, Humboldt squid, great whiles, all those whales.

Mexico has all the potential to be a decent place, the basics are all there. Just build that wall on the southern border to start off- will help you so much.

It was once part of spain.

They talk spanish.

They are friendly.

They are mostly catholic/atheist.

The food is good (not shitty american burritos)

This is typical Swedish "burrito" (we still call it tacos).

Do you like it, Spain-bro?

Nuevo Leon is white and should be independent then join the US like Texas did.

That tortilla looks pretty bad desu senpai.

damn, some radio was using statistics with this info.
Well then, there is a good breakcore song Mexico by Mr.Kindhoover

I live in monterrey and it's not white. Probably between 10-20% white and that's pushing it, if you go to another zone like San Pedro it might go up to 30-40%.
But Nuevo Leon as in the state is like 95% mixed and brown.

that sign makes me feel like my back is to the pacific. don't like

I would eat that for sure

That's pretty wrong, but it looks like decent eats anyway.

>I walked all over Vera Cruz and La Paz and a bit in Mexico CIty and Cancun
>no danger
>great food and cheap!!
>weather great
>really friendly people, family-oriented, Christian
>got laid on same day meet
>got huge blister on my heel and very nice and competent podiatrist lady fixed me right up
>love the way they serve beer with 1/4 mug lime juice and salted rim.( I don't know if that is specifically Mexicano but very tasty)
if you can look past the poor infrastructure in parts then it is really good
Would definitely consider spending a lot more time there!

real sugar

shut up Paco

Not a real taco


Ciudad de Mexico has some really good eats. A Good mole can't be beat.

I like your battle-priest, how's he doing?

> Mexican Intellectuals

>Corn
>In my tacos

Negro por favor

I like tacos and your bean-based foods

I heard he was arrested by the Federales

Also,

>Not maining the clown assassin

your food is delicious

>me and my senpai go on vacation to mexico when I was a wee lad years ago
>End up getting stopped on the road by military and searched for drugs like we were drug mules

fucking great memory. 10/10 country

Hot Latina women!!

Man I wish i lived in the USA. I'd be drowning in that.

You were once part of the spanish empire.

cheap hookers/food/beer

Might sound crazy but i've been thinking finding a wife in Mexico is the best thing to do. American women are awful, selfish, and see having kids as a burden but Mexicana's, so it seams, want a lot of kids.

Some of your food is alright, that doesn't mean I want 15 million of you illegally living in my country tho.

Based food, you guys really put your all into working, and you love family. Just when you fucking come over, do it legally and assimilate and we're all good.

I like the way that fire is sucking in the smoke.

But it's true; we need fix the illegal problem for mutual benefit and go back to having a real and properly managed and limited immigration process.

Best friend growing up was a Mexican girl. Her family use to pick me up from school while my parents were at work. They had the best food.

Ah..I miss them.

Tacos are pretty good and im not talking about white people tacos

H1-B shouldn't be a lottery or have a fixed number. It should be merit based or point based. Let's say the higher your salary is you get more points, a phd gives you points over a degree, applying for certain fields gives you more points over saturated ones, etc.
The ones with more points get priority until they reach the h1-b cap.
Current lottery system is retarded where you go through the same process to get a $150k/year job compared to a 50k/year one.

I like your corridos

you have some nice landscapes. my family is from la huerta

Ummmmmmmmmmmm

Thanks for scaring Muslims with counter beheading videos done by your cartels.

I work in academia, but I don't have firm opinions on H1-B other than to observe that is seems as though we are giving away one of our most valuable remaining exports (education) to way more foreigners instead of our own people, and that seems dead wrong to me. Instead, our own people are more often left with government-jew-bank-cartel-enforced debt.

Also, if we are going to educate H1-Bs, then they should have an easier time putting that education to use in the US rather than getting kicked back to their own countries to use it there instead.

All I know, from personal experience, is that it's stupid easy to come here illegally and an enormous pain in the ass to come here legally. That's clearly inviting arbitrage and floods of illegals.

Your people come here in droves, setting up tamale shacks and taking jobs that no American wants to do anyway for pennies on the dollar, keeping farms and small businesses from going under. You also have restaraunts open 24 hours for me to eat at after work. Breakfast burritos at 3 AM cannot be beat. (Albertacos and Taco Express are two favs of mine)

Huevos rancheros.

Z.o.m.g.

Also enjoyed watching your Formula 1 Grand Prix. Was a good course.

Your going to give us money for the wall.

Yeah I don't know why moving legally is so hard when illegals get welfare and democrats want to basically give them citizenship (What??).
It baffles me that I have to participate in a lottery AFTER I get a job offer. Goverment basically missing out on 30k tax money per year every year I don't win the lottery.