Let's play some Risk

Let's play some Risk.
>Rules
on the OP. The autistic river rules, along with a few others, (Crossed out) will not be enforced.
>Map
United States and parts of Mexico/Canada
>How to play?
Roll using Gets. Say where you would like your country to expand, and I will fill it in using your get number's value
>How to Join?
Simply state your desired color, starting location and Name of your Cuntry.
>When do we start?
3 or 4 players, myself included.

Forgot my land.

>New England Patriots
>Massachusetts
>Navy Blue

added

>C.S.A.
>South Carolina
>Grey

bumping

trump is a nigger
purple
Texas

>Spooky
>Georgia
>Yellow

Is his hand shopped or really so tiny?

Americas Australia
Florida
any color