When Jesus died, so did time. For three days time was dead. After that, God made sure to resurrect Jesus into the kingdom of Heaven, so that time will never be stopped again. As such, we are missing THREE DAYS. The Freemasons knew this, and as such you need to readjust the guide stones date ahead three days.
YELLOW STONE IS GOING TO BLOW ANY GEOLOGICAL SECOND NOW.
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>tfw it's not happening
It's already starting to erupt.
If YELLOW STONE will explode - this will be fun =)
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webcam guy is scared, this sort of activity you never see. He keeps panning around to all the geysers going off at the same time.
I just... I just need my happening dose... please kek... I can't take it anymore I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE GIVE ME MY HAPPENINGS NOW DAMMIT YOU FUCKERS I WANT MY HAPPENING GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME NOW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
If this happens you'll have a happening overdose. If the internet still works, that is.
Yellowstone is always "happening", that's what it does, it releases excess pressure in the Earth so that it doesn't fucking explode or cause too much havoc on the surface from all the tectonic fuckery that goes on.
It's never going to "erupt" like how you want it to, it's always going to function in the same way that it has for millions of years fuck off.
can americans even integrate in russia? or do russians hate americans? providing the american learned Russian that is.
Why is that cam shaking so badly though?
cuz people are clapping
>geological second
So... 10,000 years or so? Like geologists time-lined?
USGS have gone quiet with reporting earthquakes. It's spooky.
I'd be fine. I'm already an alcoholic and addicted to Russian porn.
Once I learn how to wrestle bears I can get a job as a farmer.
Old Faithful has been erupting for thousands of years you DICK!
what will happen when the geyser erupts ?
Actually, we don't hate the people (only Ukrainians...). In Russia live more than 180 nations -we have become accustomed. We don't like American politics and European officials.
If it gets too bad - come. Maybe we will learn how to build good roads... =)
That's good; I told my whole family that geologists predicted Yellowstone might blow, and I'm going to look mighty silly if it does nothing again.
Oh cool I was under the impression that it was the people that were disliked because of the stereotypical tourists and shit. Time to learn Russian.
>love Cuba
you and me brother
=)
LAVA IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE OUT
In Russia, as in any country in the world, there are different segments of the society. Adequate people refer to any foreigner like a normal person. Man is not to blame, that in his country there are criminals, idiots, alcoholics, etc.
eat shit you cocksucking asswipe
I've talked to lots of you Russians here and when I tell y'all the South is an occupied territory and alot of us Dixie Bros see it this way especially now adays Russians say that the South and Russia would be natural ally s do you feel the same?
Hey, that would be cool
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new eruption simulation map published yesterday
How can i tell how much area it covers?
Use a ruler
>Old faithful
>omg steam!
plz be a meme...
and then i saw the flag of the kangaroo fucker.
disregarded
#Rekt
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Goooo Yellowstone
Dude why? I'm not American but I like Russia,
Fuck, quick, desperately search for some other way to postpone the predicted date.
You fucking retarded children.
If Yellowstone erupts during my lifetime I will immediately get a 4k 60inch tv and 2 extra monitors and I will lock myself up for a week watching The Happening of a Lifetime™ on 4 monitors at the same.
im glad. i couldent bear to watch you die with a yellowstone eruption
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