His country is a landlet

>his country is a landlet

Feels good to be a big guy

Are any of those three Islands nice places to visit? Do people live there at all?
Also
>OH NO NO NO

delet

Any country under the second line shouldn't exist.

Top most is a Military camp island
South one closest to the mainland contains a prison (it's an archipielago with some people living there)
One furthest down is Isla Socorro, has people going for scuba diving but not much (Socorro literally translates as a cry for help by the way)

>Mexican islands

I wouldn't, if I were you

>>The British Pacific Island Company acquired the rights to guano deposits in 1906 and built a mining settlement in conjunction with the Mexican government. That same year, a lighthouse was erected under the orders of President Porfirio Díaz. By 1914 around 100 people—men, women, and children—were living there, resupplied every two months by a ship from Acapulco. With the escalation of fighting in the Mexican Revolution, the regular resupply visits ceased and the inhabitants were left to their own devices.[21] By 1917 all but one of the male inhabitants had died. Many had perished from scurvy, while others (including Captain Arnaud) died during an attempt to sail after a passing ship to fetch help. Lighthouse keeper Victoriano Álvarez was the last man on the island, together with 15 women and children.[22] Álvarez proclaimed himself "king" and began an orgy of rape and murder, before being killed by Tirza Rendon, who was the recipient of his unwanted attention. Almost immediately after Álvarez's death four women and seven children, the last survivors, were picked up by the US Navy gunship Yorktown on 18 July 1917.

>have a lot of land
>still fail to turn that excess landmass into an economic advantage
all this proofs is that you fuckers are so incompetent that even winning the land/resources lottery isn't enough to let you compete with other countries on an economic/welfare level

Guys does anyone know what country is?

You know, the country whose flag is three colored bars.

France?

that France is quite meme-y

>his country doesn't span over a dozen timezones

a smaller country that still manages to be more important than yours despite being 1/50th in size

I can't recall any African country more relevant than Mexico that is 1/50 our size.

t. Muhammad Al-ack bar kaboom
You are not belgian

That's Clipperton, it belongs to France now all thanks to Italy. You people should count yourselves lucky you're in the southern hemisphere.

Anyway, don't you have an island that is covered in deadly snakes?

>antarctica is a country
wow i never knew

what is their capital

kek

>he has no BLACK BULLS living in his country

t. Silva Rodriguez dos Santos

>mfw an European """"country""""" the size of my granpa's hacienda replies to me

>mfw

>Mexico City

1,485 square kilometres
GDP
USD 411billion

>Belgium

30,528 square kilometres
GDP
$470.179 billion

>size is the only bragging right his country has

>Juan José thinks bringing GDP into the discussion is a good choice of action

>China and America are bigger than Canada
Ummmm?????

being fully populated for the last 1000 years, and surrounded by other big economies helps a lot, friend

>Mexico loses California
>California becomes a larger economy than France

having reptilians rulling your country helps a lot, friend.
also usa is a rare example.

California wasn't very populated when it was part of Mexico.

ehehehe

...

Canada is half Chinese half American

Literally says it includes Antarctica bruh

Piss off there isnt a country that doesn't border you that you are significant in

>>Juan José thinks bringing GDP into the discussion is a good choice of action
What do you want to discuss then?

Also how the fuck does that graph work? Is it implying México didn't exist until 2000?

That gave me a hearty kek, lad.
It's true, though, Canada should be the second largest.

USA is just a bit bigger because of Al*ska

> his country doesn't have territory in both the arctic and antarctic circle

Latitudelets, when will they learn?

>His country doesn't touch three oceans
You're still pretty big though Mexico. Two oceans is impressive.

>Even including Antartica in the first place
>Canada isn't number 2
>Giving that much space to France for French Guinea

We're not bigger by any metric
China is smaller as well
Canada is #2 by all measures

Technically I was born in your country

But seriously. What are you guys even doing in St. Pierre or Miquelon?

Why have all that territory if you aren't going to use it?

Here's a fucked up piece of data for you - if Siberia seceded from Russia, Canada would still be the 2nd largest, and Russia would become 7th.

We keep snow there. And one frozen Eskimo every five kilometres in a grid pattern... they're like road markers for stuff nobody bothered building.

mexico is a cercenated fallopian tube hehe

>his country is a shithole

lol even tiny panama touches two oceans

We only have 35 mil people. plus it's cold up there and daylight works weirdly.

>Chile
>making fun of any country's shape

>>Giving that much space to France for French Guinea
kek the person who made that is retarded
It's called guyana btw user

>the most meme country thinks he is important in any regard other than the EU capital

FUCKING CRYING

me big desert
me gooder then yuo

Only north american countries are really capable of saying they touch two oceans (Central America is in north america), and well i guess Russia and South Africa as well.

>Canada
>calling anywhere a meme country
your cunt is just as much a random collection of different peoples without one cultural basis m80

French Guinea is Guinea, in Africa. French Gui/yana is in South America

Try again sweaty, we're a Megadiverse country, something a landlet can only dream of

BIG

No shit. We basically sent the cultural bases of our country to live in fenceless gulags.

Non meme question, do you think Texas could have become a world power if it had stayed independent?

Yes and what he meant was French Guyana because that's what shown in the chart. Your point?

me mega
yuo small
grug need desert
gooder then yuo

this guy is super angry hehe

No seriously though we have climates from deserts to tundras.

Why did anyone give France room for anything... especially Guinea.

Come to think of it, how are things in the Congo? All hands on deck?

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> muh gdp
No one cares about that irl, you're still a countrylet and probably smaller than my backyard

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes....

If it stayed Independent? No. If it became independent tomorrow? It'd definitely be a regional/economic behemoth.

Sadly, this won't happen until we get BALKANed.

me many climate
me snow me sand

new world banter, nice

>ywn see a balkanized american continent

Where are your tundras?

Tundras in Mexico??

There really isn't enough hatred... maybe of small groups of people against each other, but not of state vs. state. The closest would be Quebec vs. Ontario (or Canada in general, but mostly Ontario), but that's mostly "If we don't get our way, we're leaving! We mean it this time! Seriously! Guys?"

well i did exaggerate quite a bit.
But we do have more than just deserts.

Mountains... Alpine tundra is technically tundra.

Toluca

Just wait until our economic facade begins to unravel.

france too but fuck them desu

Damn. Mexico looks like THAT?

false image

mexico is way bigger

my city alone is the size of russia

so much s-p-a-c-e you got there

It says excludes inland water and canada has a lot of lakes

More lakes than you mohammad

we have some of them too

More lakes than you Paco

at least i don't have to pay an extra 30 cents on the dollar for everything i buy from the US

AT LEAST IM NOT FAT AND DUMB

That would be some serious taxation, Blake.

>his country is massive yet empty
I wonder what Australia would be like if the orange and red regions were green.

They're pretty well but no different to the baja, like an oasis some natives live there and they're not too touristic cause Mexican government use it to fucking military.


Very hot with snakes and tarantulas.

Lol.

Why don't you live in the red?

Because it would be extreme and super hot?

There'd be no Australia, there would have been another colonization rush like in Africa, nations carving it up like pie.

4 U

Dude imagine a place literally central Africa tier where unless you're black or aboo your skin will fucking die.

I support how the brits do an intelligent work in Australia building them in the coast.

Nah, just stay in the shade and wear sunscreen or indoors like anywhere in the summer

your cunt has x20 larger lands and x3.5 populations than my cunt but you're economy size is smaller than ours