Asgardian Gods

Thor literally claims she is the goddess of death. And Hela herself (who we can rightfully assume is very old, powerful and most importantly knowledgeable ) asks thor what he is the GOD of. She most def wouldnt use that term loosely and knows what she is talking about im sure. They may be soft retconing the whole god thing. At least for special asgardians.. Based Taika

DC did it right with full fledged gods in WW and marvel is course correcting finally on that matter.

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Thor was always the god of Thunder, is this bait?

> post about a very nuanced point of view regarding canon.

Waste of oxygen.

It's been a point that mcu asgardians were highly advanced aliens not actual gods moron. With even Odin brushing off the god title

>Hela


It's Hel, doofus.

>in a couple thousand years if we're not all dead or the Bible turned out to be B.S there will be a capekino character directly based on and named afterJesus

One word

HELLA

(Fucking epic)

> the bible turned out to be BS.

You realize the bible was written hundreds of years after the fact.

If God isn't real then explain the beautiful sunsets and nature.

Yo can't disprove god

Humans are very good at detecting patterns where there are none. It's why we find destruction to be beautiful.

What you see as pleasant and enjoyable is actually the screaming heat death of countless trillions of photons smashing against our atmosphere.

nah, they're gods.

Yeah, but maybe there's a whole separate cosmic society where extraordinarily powerful beings (Odin, Thor, Hela, etc.) can be regarded as "gods". So it's probable that Thor is a god of thunder to other cultures as well as humans.

After what fact? The Bible contains prophecies that predicted things hundreds and even thousands of years in the future in some cases. Israel is a nation again.

No shit morn, the point is they are being retconed. Cuz they made a point to state they werent

Funny thing about prophecies is that anyone at any point can fulfill them.

>la la la cant hear h
kill yourself

so that means the MCU nigger Asgardians are supposed to be Nordic gods? Into the trash it goes.

>"We are not gods"- Odin

Get over it

WE

Lol just turn your brain off.

Stargate did it better.

>death of photons

>we just have magic powers and are immortal...

> ft. euphoric american.

I always get them mixed up but was it Marvel's Thanos or DC's Darkseid that is in love with Death?
Does this mean in the MCU Thanos will be in love with Cate Blanchett?

Marvel

I don't think Hela is Death, Death is another chick

That sounds confusing. You don't reckon they'll just streamline it and make the Goddess of Death simply Death?

That makes sense my dude

pls no rational discussion on Sup Forums

she could be asking somebody else the question. trailers are cut with scenes out of order, mixed, out of time, etc.
rewatch and notice the background differences when she says it, and his "reply."

Excuse me, the other posters are cucks and possibly redditors. Let us discuss underaged actresses and bodies of work, also bane is funny.

Marvel

Darkseid wanted the Anti-Life equation, so there are some similarities.

many passages where written only a a few years after by the people who where actualy there retard check your facts, the bible alltogether composed all the stories together sure but the indavidual story are dated to be written around 70ad the rest where written by deciples of people who where jesuses deciple

its not confusing at all, thor is the god of thunder he isnt actualy thunder, he can just wield the power of thunder more like the champion of thunder, so hela god of death wields death and is the champion of death, but death like thunder are the elements

> people who were actually there.

In those places that didn't even exist at the time sure. Have some judeo-news aimed at discrediting the bible.

jpost.com/Jewish-World/Jewish-News/Study-Despite-biblical-records-camels-didnt-exist-in-Israel-until-centuries-later-341062

How can you be the God of a sentient thing, though? Unless you mean that Death worships Hela as her goddess?

Is Thunder a character in the comics?

no, the bible does not.
hundreds of years post-bible in bible-think does not exist. it exists with a presumption (false) of imminent universal extinction.

>freja died
>odin almost died
>immortal

>almost

>almost
>as in dieing is a real possibility
>ignoring frejas death

loki said "give or take 5k years". so the average lifespan of an asgardian is apparently 5k years or so.

also verbatim from odin

>we are born. we live. we die. just like they do (humans)

>the bible alltogether composed all the stories together sure but the indavidual story are dated to be written around 70ad
Jesus died between 26-36 AD (Pontius Pilate's period as prefect of Judea). Mark was written probably written around 70-75 AD, Matthew and Luke no earlier than 85 AD and John around 95 AD... perhaps as late as the early 2nd century. The attributions are basically apocryphal. Nowhere does say, the author of John claim to be a disciple. Even if Jesus died in 36 AD and John was like 14 it stretches the imagination to believe that a peasant Aramaic speaking galilean later learned how to read and write good koine greek and wrote his testament at like 80. The gospels werent written by people who knew jesus (they dont even really claim to be) and probably werent even written by people who had met people who knew Jesus. They tell such different stories. Seriously read how Jesus died in Mark and take notes. Then read how he dies in John and take notes. There's no fucking chance they're telling the same story. They're clearly not actual telling of events nor were they ever meant to be taken as such.

Self fulfilling prophecy

I can refute your argument with two words

*tips fedora*

Great argument

>christfags
>ever being to back up their ridiculous beliefs
Mfw

Nah. If even Dormammu isn't a full on god, then the real gods are coming.

I read God in this post and knew immediately it would be filled with edgy autististic atheists bitching and moaning and screaming and rolling on the floor crying, coming out of the woodwork thunderously to engage in a massive circle jerk of faggotry.

I was right.

The word "god" in all cultures is a very generic and vague description. ANYTHING can be a god. A god can even have his/her own "God." Apocalypse(a powerful mutant) was worshipped as a god but his existence has a logical explanation. In the comic books, Apocalypse defeated Thor. That makes Apocalypse a god in his own right even if he's just another mutant.

Dormammu, Hela, Surtur, Galactus, The Living Tribunal, Odin, Silver Surfer, Thanos, Mephisto, Frost Giants, the Celestials, are all gods. What makes Dormammu, Mephisto, Surtur and Hela so dangerous is that they have their own universes to themselves while those other smaller gods depend on the realm they were born in to rule. The moment you step into their universe you play by their rules no matter how powerful you are yourself.

What's this about thor having a magic belt