Jesus Christ what a fucking awful performance

Jesus Christ what a fucking awful performance.

Haven't seen the movie, but that was some disastrous casting.

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why does this guy's voice always sound like a 13 year old boy doing an impression of a grown up

>main character is a dashing space hero
>cast someone who looks like en effeminate 13 year old boy

What the fuck was Besson thinking?

Well Isn't that the question of the day

>he thought he would be big after that movie where he had telekinetic powers
>he thought he would be the next bad boy of Hollywood
>his Goblin in Spider Man was a fucking train wreck and so was the whole movie series
>now this

Don't bully Dane.

Sup Forums is full of faggots with aspergers full of sperglord opinions. there is nothing to be taken seriously here.

this board is probably the biggest piece of shit in this whole site. i hope it gets removed soon like its been rumored

Chronical did nothing wrong.

future member of the JUSTice league

Simmer down Dane

Dane calm down

jesus christ dane calm down

you just made he makes manchild autism look good

is he good in anything? he just comes off as a Tom Burton claymation mistake

He was good in Chronicle and Kill your Darlings. I liked Two Lovers and a Bear too but I couldn't tell you why.

dane please there's no need to get upset

the cgi was pretty shit and the acting was eh

also the girl is a complete clutch for a 2nd pov

you can't act
we know who you are

The lighting in This movie is unexplainable

I tried to look into chronicle but the cinemasins vid for it got taken down so I don't think I'll bother.

Jeez Dane it's just some friendly bants.

>cast someone who looks like en effeminate 13 year old boy

Besson is French, so its completely plausible that Dane DeHaan is the most masculine person he's ever seen.

>I tried to look into chronicle but the cinemasins vid for it got taken down so I don't think I'll bother.
This is state of Sup Forums today.

too white

LEAVE DANE ALONE. He's one of us. But Prettier.

the strong consume the weak dane, aka fuck the girl you stared with and ride her to stardom with her fathers connections

u mad

Are there girls that love Dane in the way us boys love Cara?

Obviously because nobody loves cara

Is Dane just Cara in a wig?

...

Nah, caras cocks much bigger than danes.

It's not fair that he's good-looking AND has a deep voice.

I'm convinced he affects his voice in an attempt to be masculine.

qt

What do you expect when you cast someone like Cara.

If he looked like a 13 year old boy it'd be a bit understandable.
Instead he looks like a 15 year old with crow's feet.

What the fuck is wrong with their faces? Is it the eyebrows?

Cara is cute as fuc*. Just needs to remove those tattoos.

Terrible casting. When actors are this miscast I don't really even blame them. The casting agent & director should have known better, it's their fault.

No one loves Cara you delusional faggot, she's ugly and a terrible actress.

But he made Leon and that had Jean Reno.

>mfw a celebrity has more acne than me

Maybe he figured because Bruce Willis was good at indifferently whispering his way through The Fifth Element... this random douchecanoe would be too?

For some reason, Valerian really brings into focus how few actual stars are left in Hollywood.

at least they didn't cast nignogs or pajeets

it was probaly some young reddit fag, who managed to shill the whole board by saying shit like how cara is the next cate blanchet and dehan is really hype right now.

i was waiting for this adaptation for long long time, when i saw who were the lead it was the biggest let down of 2016

i still love you, dane. don't pay attention to these meanies

dane don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti

relax dane we were daneposting like mad just the other day don't be a baby

dane wtf chill man

>>cast someone who looks like en effeminate 13 year old boy
Well, not anymore