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ESME BIANCO

First for fuck the directors

who here is /Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons/

>Barristan died an ignoble death and we lost this scene just so D&D could ensure only cripples and women surrounded Dany.

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After Benjen Stark drops Meera and Bran off at Craster's Keep, they decide to take a break for the night, before continuing the long journey back to the wall.

>Meera positions Bran laying down on his back in front of the fire place and gets a fire going
Bran: "It's a good thing that those people that took us captive all died so that we have plenty of food and supplies."
Meera: "I just want to make sure you're safe Brandon. Do you need anything to eat? Are you thirsty?"
Bran: "Just a little cold is all."
>Meera crawls down next to Bran, laying on her side cuddling Bran
Meera: "Anything else I can do for my handsome lord?"
>Meera takes her hand and starts rubbing Bran's chest and stomach, occasionally letting her hand go low enough to reach his crotch area
Bran: "Th..that's fine Meera..."
Meera: "Are you still cold?"
Bran: "N..no I'm fine thanks."
Meera: "You look like there's something bothering you. Tell me how I can help."
>Meera is now rubbing his cock full on
Bran: "Per..perhaps you cou_"
Meera: "Shhhhh... I know exactly what you want."
>Meera gets up and sits on top of Bran. She begins to take off her shirt and reveal her breasts
Bran: "W..wow... Meera..."
>Meera bends her head down and begins kissing Bran on the top of his head, so that her breasts fall down on each side of his neck. She starts to kiss Bran on his lips, while taking off his shirt, and continuing to kiss down his body
>Once Meera makes it to his cock, she looks up at Bran smiling as she starts to unfasten Bran's pants
Meera: "Don't worry, I know the perfect place to keep this warm."
>Meera takes off her pants and slides his long Stark cock into her warm and wet virgin pussy. They fuck all night and decide to spend another day at Craster's Keep before moving on back to the wall

Oh fuck, completely forgot the fucking warging

So when's blackfish coming back?

Fertile seed

Shameless fucks really will peddle anything won't they...

master merchants

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
SEQUEL

HNNGGH

She gets my dick diamonds.

oh yes very well done lad

Write something involving Arya Stark and Walder Frey (assuming the assassination had failed)

What if Bran decides to warg into a direwolf because white girls love to fuck dogs?

Best Girl coming thru

Reminder:

>Three different characters in three different parts of the world confirm that Ned and Ashara had a relationship
>Jon doesn't have any trace of Targaryen in his looks
>Ned wasn't betrothed to Catelyn at the time of the tourney at Harrenhal

dispute any of this
>protip: you can't

FIRST FOR INNOCENCE AND PURITY

Bran could have warged into Meera already and planted the seeds of sex in her head. She was played like a damn fiddle

Me

I've got this weird one

Varys is back in business

Margaery strides into Cersei's chambers completely unsuspecting.

"How kind of you to invite me to tea, Your Grace."

"Indeed. Please sit down, daughter. We have much to discuss."

"Much indeed. I know that Tommen loves us both, and it is important for us to love each other."

"All who are loyal to the king should love each other. It is so much easier to deal with traitors that way."

Margaery takes a sip of the tea. "Fit for a queen, truly. I've never tasted it before."

"I am glad it pleases you. Tell me, where else do you find pleasure, little rose?"

"Riding with my ladies," she said happily, "In the streets with the smallfolk, in the forest with my hawks. With my brother. And with the king. Him, most of all."

"That's a lot of places to find pleasure. Tell me, did you begin to commit fornication before you married my son, or after?"

"What?"

"You heard me. When!?"

"I never -!"

"Liar!" Cersei screams, throwing the teakettle to spray its hot contents all over Margaery's dress before shattering on the floor. Margaery screams and moves to flee. Cersei nods to Ser Osmund and Ser Boros. They know what to do.

Ser Boros grabs the little rose and twists her hands behind her back, and Ser Osmund rips her gown and smallclothes off in a short series of unceremonious tears. Margaery gasps in shock as her eyes go wide with horror. Cersei smiles dangerously. She's going to enjoy this.

"Bind her," she commands them, and her trusty thugs in white cloaks drag the little queen to the bed and chain her hands and feet to the posts, so that she is spread-eagle with very little room for maneuver.

His Direwolf is white though, unlike the others.

He also pets Drogon in this season, according to the confirmed spoilers.

So, get fucked you skrub.

>Jon Arryn had been shooting blanks his entire life
>Lysa suddenly finally manages to become pregnant while in King's Landing once she's reunited with Littlefinger
>She'd been wanting his dick for years, he almost certainly gave it to her at least once
>Sweetrobin is small, sicky and frail, just like LF was as a child
>Parents are blond and redheaded, but Sweetrobin's hair is brown - like Littlefinger's
>Littlefinger seems especially disgusted with Sweetrobin's sickness and behaviour in the books, like a "is this really my fucking son?" reaction
>Jon Arryn discovering Robert's children weren't his but failing to realise his own son wasn't his is maximum poetry

Littlefinger is Sweetrobin's real father, prove me wrong

Summer x Meera is some of the most patrician shit I've ever heard

>tfw Jaime nearly gets to kill Danny

If he actually succeeded I would fucking rate this show as the GOAT

not yet, after tyrion and varys realize who they are backing, he will be back

Her tits looked so good in this top

>ignoring the whole show reveal that Jon is Lyanna's son

Pro tip, stop trying to use shit bait.

show=/= book

show is literal and unironical fanfiction. Same level than Sonic The ColdSteel

hmmmm.....

Would baelish kill his own son to secure the north and the riverlands? Interesting question.

>show reveal
Ajajajajajajaja

>mfw Meera and Ros cucks think they can compete with poosey

Someone asked for a template in the earlier thread so I'm reposting it

in the books? no

>Next episode is the last we'll see of BASED TYENE
Why live?

>tfw too intelligent to believe R+L=J is book canon

>Implying Bran can get it up

>Littlefinger
>Not gladly kinslaying to climb the laddah

Why wouldn't he?

>Tell me, did you begin to commit fornication before you married my son, or after?"

>torturing the English language this hard

If Bran wargs Hodor and has him fuck Meera, is he a cuckold or is it a threesome?

>ignoring Jon is Lyanna's daughter by tower of joy reveal

This is the shittiest of shit bait

>Why wouldn't he?
Because he would have done that already. He is the warden and had no hesitation to kill the kid's mom.

CHAOSH

RIDE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

>showfags
Damn I just vomited in my mouth

In that scenario I'd say Hodor is nothing more than a sex toy. It's no different than wearing one of those cock strap-on things that give you a huge dick and let you go 5ever. Pic related.

no autism, pls

He has to make it look natural though, which is why he's having the Maester slowly poison him with sweetsleep. If Sweetrobin dies suddenly not long after Lysa's unexpected death, people will suspect Littlefinger.

do you actually feel anything with this on

Why does she look so happy?

I would allow her to have sex with me.

>ignoring that GRRM literally talked to DnD about plot points for the future since he knew the show was passing the books, so R+L=J is confirmed

Fucking retard

>theons_new_groove.png

She'd thank you in the morning

Huh, you might be right. I don't know why I got the feeling he wasn't trying to kill him though, its been a while since I read the books.

I'm sure he suspects its his son, if he was his son, why would he kill him? He is already loyalty.

>showfags
Damn I just peed myself laughing

>Jon doesn't have any trace of Targaryen in his looks
Besides the exact same unnatural crinkle to their hair

Ashara was obviously one of GRRM's many red herrings. Like... the show already confirmed Jon is Rhegar's kid

I haven't ever used one myself so I can only guess, but I imagine no. I think it's more for guys whose girl occasionally wants a little more oomf, and/or guys who want to last a little longer.

because she knows Euron's bad dick is going into her bad poosy

kek

GRRM said things would be different in his books, he hates the show. The only thing 100% that won't change is the HODOR shit.

But Ned was a beta

>the show

It's the time /got/ tell me whats the one character you regret the most that the show skiped over?

u wut m8

she is already at cersei's place there, if he didn't fuck her by then he fucked up

>2016+1
>still believing R+L=J is book canon

I didn't ask for it but I did make use of it

Victarion

R+L=J+M you fucking mong

PATCHFACE
THE FINAL BOSS

UNDER THE SEA THERE IS A KINGDOM

MFW grrm dies before a dream and show is cannon forever

Best character coming through

>whats the one character you regret the most that the show skiped over?
The Harlaws

why is no one talking about the scene where YASSSS QUEEN SLAYYYY talks with melisandre about gender identities?

She just got her bad poosy filled by Euron "big cock" Greyjoy

POD THE ROD!

REMINDER THAT YOUNG GRIFF WILL BE INTRODUCED NEXT SEASON WHEN EURON GOES TO PICK UP THE GOLDEN COMPANY FOR CERCIE AND WILL SAVE US FROM THIS SHITSHOW

>Tri-Pod stuck in the North where his sexual talents are of no use to anyone
FUCK D&D

So is his incredible sexual prowess still going to be relevant in some way?

Why do I have so much Bran erotica?

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Nice
>Gives the Sands to the Mountain
>Kills Dany's children like she did her own
Not nice

Victarion. Special mentions to Darkstar, Aegon, and Skahaz mo Kandaq.

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Go back and read the pile of threads dedicated solely to the subject then, dumb frogposter

Who will play him?

why not?

COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS CITY

Because it's a red herring, and Jon is still the Prince that Was Promised, anyone with even a semblance of brain knows this.

Hodor will probably die holding a door, but I don't think it'll play out as retardedly as it did in the show, with a fucking jihadi tree-person and shit like that. Bran's visions are obviously going to be different, since he can only look through weir-trees. I figure he's going to see Rhaegar and Lyanna having a Northern-style wedding in front of a tree, instead of the fight. No idea how he's going to get in contact with the great other with that set-up, so that might be entirely different as well and more convoluted than "lol he touched me".

Which, really, means it'll change. Maybe the moment will actually have an emotional impact instead of being laughable.

Because Robin's another Joffrey waiting to happen, and even Tywin couldn't control Joffrey

Patchface fucking amen.

Also, Strong Belwas

so uh why?

My fucking nigga

Under the sea the old fish eat the young fish. Up here the young fish teach the old fish.[

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>No idea how he's going to get in contact with the great other with that set-up, so that might be entirely different as well and more convoluted than "lol he touched me".

maybe it'll be revealed that the Others are warging into the weirwood too and they mark Bran through that connection rather than from a physical one.