Brit/pol/ - Bernard L Montgomery Edition

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We need more links for the next OP lads, anyone got any?

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The Empire will Return

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everybodys nobody

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After a week on a high, the depression has set back in.

It was that bloody question about palaces, the whole thing was a nightmare really.
The only upside from the whole thing was that I met a qt and went out into Oxford town with her whilst I was there.

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First for Frank "Hey here's a crazy idea: maybe the Labour Party should represent the interests of the working class" Field

For me it's months of depression followed by the odd pleasant day

its 3am, nobody gives a fuck about links

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3741766/Knife-wielding-migrants-targeting-motorists-using-bats-weapons-just-fun-innocent-motorists-sit-traffic-Calais.html

I say we let them in. They're just poor, desperate refugees who need a home, love and a warm meal.

Could OPs, in future, start linking the previous threads in the newer ones?
Some of us need to catch up and looking through the archives is a bitch.

my local MP

based and a defected tory who never stopped being a tory

Monty was a hilarious autismo, some of the stories about him winding up American generals and not even realising it are gold. There needs to be a Monty Pepe looking smug with Wojak Gen. Bradley crying angry tears behind him

one last midnight

Lads how can I kill myself without actually dying?

This is a wolf.

any links? I literally know nothing sbout him but the silly beret

I have a week of elation and motivation, followed by a week of depression, then about a month of just feeling empty. I always hope the good times will last for longer but they never do Always the same cycle. Don't know why desu.

>tfw ambitious
>want to study medicine at a top university
>want to write articles for a journalistic site/paper in free time
>want to go into politics in my 40s
>want to marry and have 3 kids
>realistically have very little chance of doing all of this
The only one I can conceivably do is medicine, but even then I didn't get into it during undergrad, I'm going to have to do postgrad. I feel like I'll never feel fulfilled

You can't. You're stuck in this reality, make the most of it.

Montgomery in HoI4 is the best.

From India to Siberia with basically no supplies and still kicked Soviet ass like a champ.

You might have bipolar t2

Get yourself cryogenically frozen.

youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

im excited to die

>Depressed as fuck
>Keep having spells of doubting reality and my own consciousness
Quite scary, think there's something wrong with me.

>tfw dont want to live but too scared and don't want to upset my parents

People have told me that before. I don't want to go to a shrink or whatever and get put on dr shekelsteins pills though.

ywn
>be a professor at 25
>pretend to be an aussy to fight the nazis
>be premoted before you're even out o training
>be one of 2 privately enlisted men to reach brigadier in WW2
>become an MP
>run on the front bench despite numerous rebellions
>learn 15-17 languages
>have 2 beautiful daughters
all in one lifetime

Go away. You won't actually do it.
Either clean yourself up or fuck off and pretend to contemplate suicide somewhere else.

I had a lot of potential when I was younger. Pissed it away, so far behind even the previously fat losers from school.

Was good at football and tennis but stopped playing.
Was good at socialising but became more and more shy and anxious.
Was good academically but became lazy and made the wrong choices.

>tfw 30 units of alchohol

wow its nothing at this point

lads the only way I can be human is if I take speed.

My anxiety and depression and inability to focus literally dissapears in seconds.

I can finally get stuff done, write, talk to people online, listen to music.

I feel normal.

I beg all of you suffering from similar to try speed.

It is truly a life changing substance.

>tfw want to kill myself but don't want to get grounded

kek

never said i would.

i bear witness.

yes it's much better to embarrass them as a neet so they have to apologize for you everyday kys desu senpai

I remember when I was a kid my dad was in the army and my mum wanted to join too. He was really against the idea, didn't get it at the time but after reading some of these stories tonight I think I'm piecing it together.

my mum became a nurse at 38, never too late to improve your lot

Is it bad that I struggle with walking after 2 pints?

hasn't been a shooting in america for a while, i'm getting a bit worried about them

are they up to something?

>imbibing a wicked poison
>tfw this misguided young man has no lawful deterrent to prevent him from engaging in such reckless and selfish acts

>Lumpy Jumpers

did you miss the Milwaukee riots?

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not at all

Monty a shit

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ktf lad.

Nothing wrong with you, you just need a change in life. Not saying it would fix it, but it would help.

If you drink, have a week off. If you always eat carbs, try eating high fat, high protein. If you eat a lot of fruit, give it a rest for a week or two. If you don't do exercise, give it a go. Just a half an hour walk makes a difference; if you drive, go out to the countryside and spend a few hours fucking about in fields and trees. Take a camera and get some nice photos. Or take a kite and run about.

It might sound faggoty but it's good for a clear mind.

You're doubting reality because this reality is bullshit. We're surrounded by shit that has deviated so far from what it is and what it truly means to be a human, an animal.

Humans are designed to be active, creative and social. The modern world makes those three things very difficult. Gyms are good for the active side, but it can feel forced; it's much better to be outside either running, cycling, kayaking or swimming etc. A hobby like woodwork, drawing, music, DIY etc does wonders for the creative side. Socialness can be a bit more difficult but that's because so many people are caught up in this modern, bullshit reality. You will find people who are the same as you, it will just take effort and time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Montgomery#Montgomery.27s_lack_of_diplomacy

Also during the Battle of the Bulge he annoyed some of the American generals so much by basically going 'I told you so' every time they made a mistake and slagging them off to the press that some of them were threatening to quit/held lifelong grudges against him and he had to be pretty much threatened with dismissal if he didn't stop winding them up because he was single-handedly turning British and American forces against one another toward the end of the war. And he was totally oblivious to it all, just a complete aspie

Who here /MixedGovernment/ ?

How much? When? Explain more.

I've taken most things up to and including coke but always on nights out (apart from mushrooms and weed which are for nights in).

I'm keking at the image of a bunch of US Generals quitting on the base that The British man is being mean to us

Please, don't be glum. Britain still isn't done.

:^ )

rude

what?

doubt i'll be around at that age user

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>implying we're ever 'done'
Defeatists get out.

Thanks lad. Good to know someone else understands what I'm feeling, that's actually a big relief.
Hopefully it gets better when I return to uni. Was thinking about talking to a medical person about it but not sure if it's necessary.

What you're saying makes sense, I'll give it a go. Thanks.

Smallest possible dose approx 20mg. You need to get microscales in order to get it right.

Take it as soon as you wake up and you will have 6 hours of freedom from your demons.

I do so much and feel great. I make music on my computer, draw, write etc. etc.

Make sure you drink lots of water and eat food to ease the strain on your body and to make sure you don't have a comedown.

I'd also recommend church once a week, body and soul and all that.

It's also highly addictive and you build a tolerance to it. Though they use amphetamines to treat ADHD and what-have-you in America.

>make bet with monty
>jokingly say lol I'll give you an entire plane and crew if you do
>he wins the bet
>the mad man actually phones me to collect his plane
>try and laugh it off
>he takes it all the way to Eisenhower
>tfw he gets his plane and crew

>posting the Blair creature without good reason
immoral desu lad

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>ywn establish a brit/pol/ colony

why live?

also what would brit/pol/'s ideal society look like?

Uni will definitely help. Just make sure you get stuck in to teams and stuff; and try out things outside of your comfort zone. Try stupid shit too. And try not to be too judgmental about the degenerates and faggots, they're just trying to enjoy their life and as long as they're not ruining yours it's easier to just let it go.

And considering you're on Sup Forums it's probably best you steer clear of politics chat, that's just a way of isolating yourself since you will be in the minority. And remember that just because somebody is a race-mixing, faggot-loving cuck, they're not necessarily a bad person. Just misguided.

At some point, you'll probably want to quit and go home but that happens to like 90% of people who leave for uni. Just ride it out, will only last a week or two and as long as you keep busy you'll be fine.

No idea about seeing professionals, I guess it works for some but not for others. Definitely can't hurt though, and since it's free because we live in a decent country it's worth a go.

It'll be alright mate.

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>not always posting as many Blairs as possible

it's like you're not even center left

>I always hope the good times will last for longer but they never do Always the same cycle. Don't know why desu.

Everyone's so depressed on here, damn.

The only reason they tolerated him was because of his status in Britain after El Alamein. He did shit in Italy and Overlord, largely his plan, was not exactly imaginitive.

Imo, Alexander was superior.

its 0315 in the morning, what do you expect

It's been this way for as long as I can remember, yet I still delude myself every time.

Probably just because it's 3AM, hopefully most Brit/pol/ poster aren't that bad

Brit/pol/ is a nationalist thread.

Thanks mate. I will do.

Most people without issues just post and don't bother to mention they're in good health.

Well we're losers posting on a Cambodian cave painting trading forum at 3 in the morning. Pretty expected desu. Never thought I'd be here at my age. Thought I'd be having fun in uni, with a gf, a decent future etc.

my willy is hard and i dont know why

this is what i gey fo 70 cls of vodka

>didn't mention anything to do with his command ability
>insecure american starts making irrelevant points about his command ability

go back to comparing baseball hats in trump general please

there's no shame in it m9

desu this is the only place I ever talk to people. I feel like a loser even here. Sorry.

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The Economist is so bad nowadays, lads
I used to look at it as the gold standard in my school days

what's the app/website for making these?

Wasn't trying to shit on you mate, just pointing out why it seems like so many posters are depressed.

erm... ArtStudio on AppStore, you can make custom brushes

How to get gf? I have no friends other than my cousin

Excellent, I'm now a /CareBlair/

Good morning lads. Who /5am shift/ here?

Is your cousin female?

Plenty of Fish/Tinder

Most are slags but normally a good way to meet someone in a area you don't know people.

HELLLOW
IM A DRUNKY WHO WANTS LOVE

Nope, but he has mates of his own and the confidence to approach girls, and I apparently have the looks but no confidence

I actually have a pretty good life, I just don't want to shit on the miserable fucks by letting them know. Poor form desu.

1900-0700

kill me

It's true. Eisenhower would have fired him after Goodwood but for his popularity in Britain.

He did a good job though as cannon fodder so we could break out so...bravo. all part of the plan !

Do you work in a fucking sweatshop lad?