Biggest happening of the decade?

A bit of background stuxnet is a sleeper worm that infected almost every computer on the planet, waiting to infect a specific machine and disable Iran's nuclear plants.
Cryptolocker is a malware that encrypts files.

They stole a lot of NSA scripts and backdoors.
Now they are threatening to encrypt bank and financial systems files.
Basically mr. Robot

Is there a secret message embedded or is this just chinglish/ way to not get recognised

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arstechnica.com/security/2016/08/researchers-crack-open-unusually-advanced-malware-that-hid-for-5-years/
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Not sure I understand this but it seems cool

youtube.com/watch?v=7g0pi4J8auQ

>Now they are threatening to encrypt bank and financial systems files.
WEW.

Wooo Delete our debt! gogo revolution!

>They stole a lot of NSA scripts and backdoors.
And how the fuck did they do that?

They hacked the NSA

Someone on the inside, that person is currently having a tonsillectomy done through the rectal route

Op you need to make a better thread with some links.

Should I be taking out a mortgage right now?

Yes, goy.. I mean guy!

liek dis?

Killary has already sent her assassins to deal with this

I'm not even behind a proxy, im not posting links to this shit

Dafuq?

>Jim Webb was the only candidate who openly and repeatedly warned everyone cyber warfare was going to be the new war modern societies conducted wars.

>no one believed him and he had to drop out of the race

America is fucked.

I wish these fuckers would just go ahead and do what they threaten instead of spouting empty threats.

Youve been watching way way way to much MR. ROBOT!

They want 1mlnBTC, they dont want to do it
Its legit

the point is they're either lying and saying they have this magic worm installed everywhere (remember that confickr scare a few years back? Yeah, literally nothing happened when it was installed on "98% of computers in the world"), or they DO have it and want money/their message to be known before they act.

So they're just trying to get something out of it, basically. Whether it's a political angle (super obvious they're against trump, so my guess is foreign nationals, that coupled with the poor english), or just a quick payout as a scare (won't work), we'll basically see what they have (probably nothing) in the next couple weeks when nobody of any note pays attention to them and they get frustrated and throw a little bitchfit.

The constant hacking happenings made me want to pursue cyber security for that reason alone. Hopefully I can work for the US or a foreign government one day and be able to be on the front lines of the impending cyber wars .

Thread THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=yFAnn2j4iB0

>hacker movie
>Fight Club theme starts playing

Bring us... ONE MILLION DOLLARS

It's an untraceable fucking currency, why not request more. 1 million dollars isn't even that much.

>threats
>threatening

key words in the hackers arsenal. make this thread when its not just threats

maybe they want one million bitcoins?

but he said one million bitcoins...

1 million bitcoins is approx 700m AUD, who does he think is going to cough up this kind of cash?

>do you feel in charge

top kek these chinks are baneposters

You're not even American, why do you assume currency is always in dollars? Get your shit together roo.

Snowden's deadman file is my guess...

>August 3rd, 2016 Twitter : Snowden : "It's time."
>August 5th, 2016 Twitter : Snowden : (hash key)
>August 13, 2016 Hackers release NSA tools
>August 15, 2016 Twitter : Snowden : The Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. ( Mark Twain pic)
>August 15, 2016 Twitter : Snowden : NSA prism tweet / Tony Fullman
>Wikileaks say they have had the files for some time.
twitter.com/wikileaks/status/765342384821534722
Screenshot of the file in question. i.sli.mg/4uLljH.png

Also Malware was found after hiding in plain sight for 5 years last week.
arstechnica.com/security/2016/08/researchers-crack-open-unusually-advanced-malware-that-hid-for-5-years/

Thats more than half a Billion US dollars
Numbnuts

They will probably shoot straight through the roof in value if this actually happened,we could be talking Trillions

Wikileaks thinks they are legit and that is good enough for me. Globalist scumbags BTFO, fingers crossed they take down a few EU banks and the EURO with them

>That horrible grammar
If you're going to go through the effort of making a huge happening, the least you could've done was run that shit through grammarly or something

They're looking for money first.
Will probably release everything anyway depending on who wins the auction.
It's pretty funny really. I hope some "important" people are getting massive headaches over this shit.

Governments, banks

Here's a (you), cuz i feel generous today

Your trips frighten me.

>stuxnet is a sleeper worm that infected almost every computer on the planet
>almost every computer on the planet
post proofs

It's a CTR shill using a proxy pretending to be from Australia, you will notice alot of shills with foreign flags

DID ANYONE NOT NOTICE THE BANEPOSTING?

Soros. NSA slush fund. China. Putin. ISIS oil money to launch a cyber attack on everyone

For US secrets? That's not an absurd price for it.

It's software generated to make it untraceable (or so the tinfoil hat crowd claim).

They're having an auction, in which EVERY BID is paid to them in full regardless of whether it is the winning bid or not. Additionally, they did will not declare who wins, and they did not set any end for the auction. Just that they will end it when they see fit.

It's a fucking scam you excitable faggots.

Hack their accounts and put 1,000,000 in every other account in the world.

DO IT!! DO IT!! DO IT!!!

I want to wake up with a mysterious 1 million dollar deposit.

Please elaborate? Was Snowdens hash the key yo pandoras box? If so why did he release it? Is he died?

False flag nsa op in order to promote "banking viruses" that stop you from withdrawing funds during the next economic recession.

Screencap this.

It's absurd because even if you pay this ransom there's no way to tell
>if they have anything
>if they're going to release
>if they're capable of doing what they say

If they were serious, they would have encrypted the data they claim they're going to encrypt and then handed over the encryption key saying "give us what we want or we'll do it again" - regardless, if they have all these pro hacking skills and can fucking up bank systems which are majorly isolated, why don't they just steal the fucking money

Ooohh ahhhh cyber wizards.

What a crock of shit. Technology and cyber security is not magic. Fucking Chicom retards.

JESUS CHRIST KEK. WHAT'S QUACKIN WRONG WITH YOU

>Screencap this
I've been screen capping shit since 2011 and nothing has happened yet

They released "free" files, with previously unknown exploits. Its legit
This is the pandoras box
You cant steal that much money in dollars
And if they encrypted it they would tip their hand.
Not to mention encrypting files like this even for a hour,would collapse the financial system, everyone would lose trust in it, and rush the banks

In theory, you give out an encrypted copy of files that are valuable. Then you set up a system with a dead man's switch where every day you have to either log into a machine or enter a code somewhere.

The switch is set up so that if the person isn't able to enter the code, something is released publicly. This acts as insurance against assassination or detaining someone without reason.

If snowden has previously handed out encrypted copies and had his twitter set up to tweet out the key if he didn't stop in in x amount of time, then it's likely that the hash he tweeted was a key and these NSA documents are what that key unlocked.

This would also explain why wikileaks has a copy. If these NSA docs are a non public snowden insurance file, it's safe to assume that 10-20+ people have a copy of it. I'm not sure who is selling this copy but if I had to make a guess, I'd say they are doing this so the NSA documents actually make it into the news cycles rather than actually trying to get millions in BTC.

They frighten me too.

>Have no money
>Suddenly in as bad a financial situation as people with thousands in the bank

Rick Moranis?

bump

This thread is better than the Sup Forums one. God damn that board is pure idiocy and newfags.

It's almost like people should hold some tangible assets outside the financial system or something. Nah, that'd be silly.

>SWIFT

FUCK

>mfw just withdrew a cd and bought an f-150 and AR straight cash

I have 8k in the bank, should I withdraw it all? I don't want all of the small amount of money I've been able to save to go poof.

>going to other Sup Forums boards besides Sup Forums

I'd say the porn boards are fine but you and I both know you should cut that shit out user.

If 1 million BC were actually traded, their value would skyrocket. So buy BC.

What's the point of looking for money if you're gonna crash the world economy hahahaha

>f-150

You fucked up, should have got the Silverado.

>john mccafee

If worlds economy is going down BTC and Gold will moon

They're not threatening shit, they're "auctioning" the hacking tools but it's almost guaranteed to be a scam

>poor english, but perfect english grammar
It's some idiot pretending to be chinese

Silverados look too boxy imo

Im a dudebro basic bitch so i went with an fx4

Bitcoin would become useless bruv.

It's not the same as gold

But yea gold would probably be worth a lot

Bitcoin would be worth millions of dollars each, which wouldn't matter, cause no one would want bitcoins OR dollars, because they would be too worried about when computers go down

The stuff that they currently released is legit.

You know why they released the shit? Because it proves to the groups involved that it's very very real.

See Or not, I don't fucking know. I'm no haxxor.

World wide hyper inflation scenario?

>economy has crashed every 8 years, right at US election times
>powers that be have gotten richer every time
>now the keys to the world's economy are being dangled in front of our faces and elections are 3 months away

This is the big one, isn't it?

Mebbe. Mebbe not. Gonna cost you 1M BTC to find out. You feeling lucky?

>Do you feel in charge?

They released a handful of the exploitation in tar archive with encryption. Open them up and see if they're real yourself.
mega.nz/#!zEAU1AQL!oWJ63n-D6lCuCQ4AY0Cv_405hX8kn7MEsa1iLH5UjKU
password 'theequationgroup'

>economy has crashed every 8 years, right at US election times


wat

This one HAS to be the big one because they know they have a chance of losing if Trump wins.

So they'll do anything to maintain their control.

They would have preferred to wait until they took guns y'all guns away. But hey, they'll cause enough chaos and confusion to make a lot of american fight for their side.

Here's the kicker: you won't even know you're fighting for them.

...

CRASHING THIS ECONOMY

2000, 2008. Stock market is on high again now, just like it was before the last two crashes.

.... BTC are woirth about $750 AUD though...
that's nearly a billion dollars.

You'd have to be a big, BIG time criminal or organization to even think about it.

The timing is critical though. If things crash before the election it benefits Trump. If it's not until after, it's pretty much immaterial. Pretty sure the oligarchs win regardless.

If the crash is big enough martial law is likely to be declared and the election probably won't happen.

Guess the FEMAtards are the ones getting the last laugh

>you fought in the cyber wars?

Why do we only have bubbles now?
Where are the previous bubbles?
How can it be called a "classic megaphone" if it has never happened before?

What does that mean?
I'm not a hacker. I can use "google incognito" to surf porn. That's how good I am at computer.

Or a central bank, which is to say one of the biggest criminal organizations. I smell happenings a brewin'.

Well judging by the pic you posted and the size of our current debt bubble, if the economy crashes, its gonna crash harder than ever. Will there even fucking be elections?

One million BITCOINS

Interesting point. Should be most entertaining.

Note to self: stock up on canned goods.

reminder soros alone has 20 billion

Steal all the money of the elites and redistribute it across the world!!

DO IT!! DO IT!! DO IT!!!!

that's what this message is saying to me.
>We are going to steal all your money and you will no longer be "elite"

>All your money is held online, we can get all your money, you are not elite when you have none

Another thing that jumped out at me.

I want 10 million plz!!

You should feel bad for flaunting your ignorance and stop as soon as possible, for your own good.

>If the crash is big enough martial law is likely to be declared and the election probably won't happen.

That's a win in my book

not as good as Trump winning and everything's MAGA, but I'll take chaos and civil war over slow inevitable decline

It would be expensive but most companies would be able to restore from a back up relatively quickly.

You're kidding yourself if you think major banks don't have good DR solutions

>ISIS oil money to launch a cyber attack on everyone
Here's fucking hoping. I want me a good electronic happening to make the normies fuck off from the web.

Phew glad I own a mac, I'll be safely shitposting while everyone else with PC is Mad Maxing eachother.