Haven't had a job in years, have basically been cut off from most "normies" and the outside world for half a decade

>haven't had a job in years, have basically been cut off from most "normies" and the outside world for half a decade
>started working at a call center today that takes calls for DirecTV
>as part of being an employee you get free service or something I guess
>was in the break room
>could over hear some people talking about shows they were watching
>one guy was literally saying abbreviations for shows instead of saying the shows title
>e.g.: "oh chyeah brah I love Gee Oh Tee but Ayy Aych Ess has some great plots brah, just like Bee Cee Ess"
>mfw btw I am a girl

Do normanshits really talk like this IRL nowadays or is this just some isolated shit

We need to know if you're attractive, user. This will help us better answer your queries.

I dont think I am

Seriously though, nobody talks like that. You should quit. Life as a NEET is far superior

>being a wagecuck

You get what you fucking deserve, what is wrong with you joining the normies? Dont give me that bullshit "I need the money, no other option" You can do tons of shit to live like a NEET in America.

You have insulted Sup Forums so we might need a few pictures of your buttocks.

HERRO PREASE!!!

Jk, seriously tho, you should watch up on some shows to have something to talk about with your co workers.

It pays $10/hr and I get health+dental+life+401K. $10/hr might not be a lot to some of you patricians but I have been broke for almost 6 fucking years and I just made $65 by sitting there listening to some half-a-fag with a lisp talk about customer service and his diet

>You have insulted Sup Forums
Who the fuck on Sup Forums actually talks like that in real life? Nobody says "DUDE I FUCKING LOVE T.D." instead of saying "DUDE I FUCKING LOVE TRUE DETECTIVE"

Nah fuck that I've already made myself out ot be the autismo who goes to the car/goes home during lunch breaks so I can shitpost on Sup Forums since I'm rangebanned on mobile

>mfw OP could infiltrate and make Pepe appear on TV.

I think we found your mission OP, you must keep working there and start redpillin everyone there.

First of all you are a woman so all the cucks there will follow you, casually mention you go on Sup Forums and show them some nasty porn, TRUST ME none of the guys will snitch on you, in fact that will make them so fucking horny.

Once you have a group of 3-4 beta males around you we need you to instruct them to insert memes into the company.

Keep growing your little army of betas and if any other woman from the office gets jealous (more likely than not) you just spread false rumors to your beta army, tell them that you overheard them calling them losers and laughin at them.

This is your chance to meme the fuck out of them.

good luck agent.

PS: Give us at least one butt pic.

im the cuck that you call when you have a question about your bill or your service, I have no control over the programming or broadcasting

>Who the fuck on Sup Forums actually talks like that in real life?
nobody does that, he's probably irl shitposting

>nobody does that, he's probably irl shitposting
Nah he was having a conversation with 3-4 other normans who were pretty much acting as if he was just a regular 'ol Chad Normiecock and one of the normans was also a girl, an azn one

so a bugwoman and 3 beta retards were listennig to some omega shitpost irl

Wait, what is Ayy Aych Ess and Bee Cee Ess?

American Horror Story and Better Call Saul. Maybe Sup Forums has rotted my brain but I genuinely do not give a shit about a person if they're interested in normalfag bait like "Gee Oh Tee" or fucking American Memer Story

Fuck off Sup Forumstard

Nothing I said was remotely political, you fagtrain

I recognized your image from a Sup Forums post, now fuck off back there

So? Lots of people like babymetal, you loser

So you admit to posting on Sup Forums?

nice, now fuck off back there!!!

babymetal has literally nothing to do with Sup Forums you redditspacing autistsaurus

yes it does, now fuck off back there

Menial jobs like call center jobs are symbolic of what a fucked up economy we run on. It's just a waste of a human being's life to go to work in a call center. I would never blame someone for being a NEET instead of doing that. It's just a pathetic soulless job that should be run by robots so we save the collective misery that they create for the employees and the poor bastards that having to call in with problems.

>tfw work retail
>it's only part time even
Why is life so JUST

Stupid nigger.

>babymetal
What the fuck Asians? Explain this nonsense

kill them all
this is the only way to better the chances of winning the genetic lottery in your next life
you need to make sacrfices
fast
especially if you are overweight
nothing starves the soul better than murder and causing pain

t.toth

post tits or source for that tasty gook

post butt

You're a girl? You could probably just get a bunch of desperate anons to donate to you and fund your NEET lifestyle, don't waste time working like the rest of us losers.

ladies' code zuny

pls be in england

>Work for DirecTV.

I'm sorry user, enjoy arguing with customers and never being allowed to give up when they want to cancel their service. They tried asking me a million times why I was cancelling my service, I just kept telling them over and over that I was becoming Amish and I wasn't allowed modern day amenities anymore. They kept asking how I was going to watch TV, fucking morons.

yeah but how are you going to watch tv? how are you posting now?

I don't even know what those are except GoT.

I dunno, the only reason i'm still watching GoT is so I can watch my libtard sister and her homo friend get mad when their favorite patriarchy fighting superwomen characters get owned.

I see you guys keep claiming shit like this but it's a lie. You're sucked into the soap drama just like everyone else and will never miss and episode.

most jobs are like that. customer service sector isn't special

I decided not to become Amish as soon as I hung up the phone.

Game of Thrones
American Horror Story
Better call saul

So you can watch tv now? That's great, you should call them back.

Hi sweety congratulations on getting your new job! :) Can I get your number?

Man, it is easy to see why you are rangebanned.

I'm on Sup Forums while working my IT job and phonepost when I'm on the bus
Glad I'm not the only autist that shitposts at work

do you post in kpg
whos your waifu