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sunday morning

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love anime lads

tueday afternoon

it's so cold over here lads

the virgin rapist

>mfw designing public toilets
>mfw we can use whatever signage we want

lads

fun trivia: i used to think IPO means call centres

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Lads

off for some brekky

>boy my eyes are starting to hurt from this PC, I better take a break
>alright time to do something that doesn't involve using my eyes
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WATCH OUT
THE WORLD'S BEHIND YOU

spoiler these hogs

stuck in my current job that pays like shit

the only jobs in india are call centre scamming

Iiiim waitin' for my man

No such thing as stuck

Any new gimmicks I should know about? I haven't been on /brit/ for about 4 months

how often does it rain?

lots of blueberries on my cornflakes
milk's gone all blue haha

fairly often

more than in the UK

>gets 22.50/hour
>complains

the doorbell to my flat has an intercom and someone rang my bell at 4am last night and I picked up the phone and all I could hear was heavy breathing

don't like milk in my cereal

choon

don't see how I can move up
get paid $28.50 an hour

youtube.com/watch?v=3UU88OX29zk
doing a listen

you know its true
every poo I do
I do it for a (You)

One fine day I was not feeling 100% so I opted for work from home and was sleeping in my room after doing some task. Since my roommate used to leave for office at 6:30 AM she usually locks the door from outside while leaving and when I leave I use the spare keys and lock the door.

That day, I was at my flat and she came back around 4:30 PM and thinking that I would be in office she went to her room directly without noticing me lying in my room. After sometime I woke up and what I saw made me laugh like hell.

My roommate was roaming around in the hall naked and was clicking nude of her. I watched her for sometime while lying on my bed until she went back to her room. I was shocked to see this as she was from a very strict family( I met her parents while they came to visit us once after 3 months of her joining) and out of curiosity I went to her room to see what is her next step.

What I saw blew my mind away. She was mas******* with her comb. I immediately went back to my room and pretended to sleep. After 2–3 min she came back to hall and saw me and was surprised and asked “ tu yahin thi kafi der se apne room mein“ ( were you already here in your room), to which I said YES!. She smiled and left the room.

Later that night we discussed the entire play while eating food, we both were laughing a lot and she asked to me to promise not to tell anyone about this.

:D :D

Sorry Roomie !

yeah

alri lads

bit of an odd request haha *scratches head*

FOB

good lad

business idea: concentration camps on mars

heh

Come on then

just ordered a dna test pray for me lads

that wasn't very fun desu

Love Catholicism (paganism with a bit of Christianity sprinkled on)

what job?

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nonce

remember to repent
judgement is coming and all that

hope it's not your kid la

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What the fuck is it with yanks and DNA tests

project manager

alri Ankur

Could shag anyone’s bird ITT and I would try aswell, you should never let your bird out of your sight because I will move in and I am more attractive than you

oi oi

>Female roommate
bit inappropriate innit?

Gonna try to snag this one haha

small minds think the roman catholic church is pagan
catholics don't worship the paintings you fool

jokes on you I don't have a bird

la creatura.....

Just really fucking angry right now.

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lads

you may be more attractive but my right fist has been called the antichrist of testicles so watch it my lad

sounds like someone hasn't bought their dna test yet

insecure mutts

Think I'm in need of an apocalypse thanks mate x

Has Sam actually lost the plot?

Feel like I'm about to fucking snap.

we all know you're gonna get 56%
you wasted your money

honestly find her repulsive to be frank

pungent image

we will see. ill post it here a month from now you can judge me then

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post a female you find attractive

DNA tests ultimately rely on self-reporting. Essentially, to get their initial datasets, they took DNA from people (mostly Americans) and asked them where their origins lay.

Now, let me ask you all, do you think Americans can be trusted to rely their origin accurately. After all, all Americans are Irish or German.

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Getting a new flowery shirt at the flowery shirt store

Bada bing Bada boom

I'm standing alone
You're weighing the gold
I'm watching you sinking

very nice

Can hear my mam in the other room talking to the dog
>you're such a bitch. yes you are! yes you are!

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must hurt for an escort to get a negative review

Really? Source?

Haha could snap you in half like a fucking toothpick you runt, you look about 5 foot 1 also

the 5'4 physique

insightful post

Absolutely based. Kafirs btfo.

JEFF?!

how about these x x

would match the curtains v nicely

I reckon this lass has been with at least 350 men

One chicken tikka, one lamb madras, two basmati rice, one portion of popadoms, one special nan and one mixed pakora cheers boss

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must hurt for an escort to get a punch in the face from her mac daddy

>the "hashtag" key

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