Are you ready for mustached Superman, DCbros ?

Are you ready for mustached Superman, DCbros ?

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>not adding the stache to the scenes he already shot

BAKA

How is Superman so unremarkable in 2017? Such terrible casting that will not die.

DC is such a ducking embarrassment

The sooner it and WB die the better

sorry to hear they didn't hire a nasty indian for your favorite role, rajim
frankly dchads could give less of a shit

I wish i could pull off moustache so fucking incredibly good.

So that's also why Superman will have the least screen time compared to other JL members....

>OSCARLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

This. He should come back from the dead with the stache and just be like "this is me now."

Not letting superman have a moustache.
that is racist

Hola amigo puerto rico dios mio

>Superman can't have a mustache
>wonder woman can't have blue eyes
>Aquaman can't have blonde hair
>Flash can't be straight

cultural marxism at its finest

Best Editing Oscar Award confirmed

what's cultural marxism

>Has a mustache in one scene
>clean shaven in the next
>back to mustache again

Your greatest friend, goy. That's all you need to know. :^)

>be henry cavill
>fat as a younger kid
>video games become a favourite hobby
>land the role of superman as an adult
>paid to workout and keep an incredible physique
>fuck hot bitches and get paid ridiculous amounts as a result of casting
>still play WoW in free time because you can and you enjoy it

man it must be awesome being henry

He's a handsome sonofabitch, but with mustache he kind of looks like a crazed pedocowboy or something

nice buzzword

well a bearded superman during his rebirth could totatlly work

but isn't that that also means another $50 million added to the budget...

What the fuck does a moustache even have to do with Marx lmao quit being so triggered
The right equivalent to The Patriarchy™

Superman is unremarkable at any point in time. Its just a shitty character, can't really blame the actor for that senpai

>but with mustache he kind of looks like a crazed pedocowboy or something
He looks like a MAN.
A MANLY MAN.

Was there a comic book of this? This episode was too short

this beg for a question, what kind of crucial role that mustache & beard have in MI6 that it have to be keep that hard ?

did Henry use it to hide a lockpick or secret bullet ?

you think you're clever, but you're not

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How exactly does Superman shave?

I mean, I'm sure no earthly blades could cut his hair so I figure he does it with his heat vision or something right?

I don't get it

Superman died in batman v superman so how does it matter?

Why shave him at all though?

Why does WB hate good things?

>I mean, I'm sure no earthly blades could cut his hair so I figure he does it with his heat vision or something right?

Yes, he also in some cases used a piece of his Kryptonian ship as a razor.

>so I figure he does it with his heat vision or something right?

youtube.com/watch?v=cvkDcrbLP2s

Kryptonian follicles man I ain't gotta splain shit

He's handsome af. No homo

>fat as a younger kid

>this
>fat

Fuck that lying asshole he was always an uberchad

The other kids called him Fat Cavill though, obviously cuz they were jealous and he towered over them

Are you blind? Those legs are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Yeah sure the jews made me retarded with mk ultra monarch lsd rays

True, I guess this kills the rumors of Superman coming back with a beard and mullet/longer hair after his rebirth. That fucking sucks honestly, that would have made his return all epic.

>They shot the JL.
>Cavill starts doing MI6.
>WB does the reshoots with Whedon.
>Cavill still has the mustache but because of contract can't shave.
>WB has to waste hundreds of thousands to remove it since they can't have Superman with no mustache in one scene and with a mustache the next scene.

Duh, he uses a mirror to reflect eye lasers. His facial hair is less resistant to it then his skin and he probably shoots it like half pover

>visibly smooth upper lip shopped cavill face
>out of shape bruce bogtrotter wayne
>more gal gadot scenes being filmed

*BREATHES IN*

>Born 5 May 1983
Honestly back then that was probably fat as fuck. Not being an disgusting obese landwhale is considered "healthy" today

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>balding
nope, may aswell kill himself now.

Duh, he uses a mirror to reflect eye lasers. His facial hair is less resistant to it then his skin and he probably shoots it like half power

your safe space looks threatened. you should fix that with a double grand macchiato with extra latte and 3 pumps while you watch your "gf" pillow getting ravaged by a pack of economic assets from a less fortunate country

t. oscarlet

>muh balding
t, low-test baby dicked pube-haired cucklet

Its sad that all you have to hold on to is your hair. Even if he did lose everg shred of it he would still be more handsome, famous, rich and successful than you.

That was retarded

how many buzzwords in one sentence

why can't you post something with logic?

Why doesn't the mirror melt? How does he shave his buttcrack and pubes (ball sack)?

Is that Minimi? Where is recoil?

I'm totally open to this.
Nothing wrong with Supes having a porn 'stache.

for every good pic of her there's ten that make her look like a proboscis monkey.

Having low test is worse

STOP BULLYING BEN

>implying there are bad pics of her

Baldlets are adorable
The amount of mental gymnastics they do to save fave is hilarious because they're almost always fat manlets too

>meanwhile at Marvel...

>reshoots confirmed for brief by the actors
>marvel has zero oscars
>spiderman still flopping
*inhales*

THANK YOU BOSS

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Caesar Romero didn't shave his stache when he was the Joker and nobody cared. This is fine. Everything is fine.

Kinda figured as much
Thanks

>Duh
fuck yourself m8

Yes in Bongistan during 90's in an Elite school that was fat

In America that would be considered a slimboy

may aswell have been a Superdrug award for Best Make-up.

why can't they just use a fake mustache?

>tfw after Infinity War you'll have Sam Wilson as Cap

THICC

They are editing out the mustache in reshoots, only the french release will have it.

Why is everyone here sucking? Oh, because you're all faggots.

Please save your "son", Liev.

Superman with mustache would still be better than Mulletman


Kek.

>that's an older meme, but it checks out

idiot.
cultural marxism might not be the right term in every place it is used but it is the basic ideas of marx used in culture instead of economics.
so instead of rich vs poor we have :
straight vs gay
white vs black
cis vs trans

>recoil
>on superman

Liev is a false-flagging nu-male Fox Marvelcuck

Will he bounce back soon, bros? I'm worried for him.

At the moment he's just a little dazed and confised

Can you imagine being as handsome as Henry Cavill. And I don't mean being a normal Chad. Henry Cavill is out anyone's league. Can you imagine every woman, no matter her age, immediately falling for you, and guys immediatley looking up to you. Wow

instagram.com/p/BV_D5iUFiDQ/?taken-by=henrycavill

this

>tfw my hairline is legit superior to Cavill's, perfect in every way

that's about it, though...

He's better than Reeves, fuck off.

I know. But not Kai, "he" is DC's biggest fan.
*breathes in*
*leans back*

Cavill is an inspiration, I hope I look as good as he does in costume when I finish building muscle.

There are only two things that would be bouncing.

kek balding cuck BTFO

>Journalists are now spoiling Superman's presence in JL
They really hate DC, don't they?

What exactly are they spoiling?

>implying the average user is at Ben Affleck at his worst level

His presence. I mean I know it's not a big deal but atleast WB tries to keep him out of marketing so it's not a dead giveaway.

kek

apparently to some the fact that Superman comes back is going to be a tweest

>His presence.
It's not like Henry Cavill being in the movie is a big fucking secret
Nor I think is anyone retarded enough to think Superman isn't coming back after two movies

>5.56mm blanks
>17 pound machine gun
>Large frame, physically fit operator

In his shoulder where it'll stay.

No one can be this dumb, it must be a troll.

the average lanklet from /fa/ is better
even the average manlet from /fit/

Is this real?

>Supergirl and her fantastic superhorse

Sounds like something you pay to see in Tijuana