Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom

Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom

Better believe Cheetah's buying followers on insta and her Snapchat game is some weak shit.

So I'm going to be in a movie now since that's more than most of you will ever get, I move foward the motion that we torture Aquaman.

Not now!

Quick Poll my acolytes, should we or should we not cancel the Christmas Photoshoot?

Don't bother, they didn't help me get the Bat when I was in a movie and game either.

Because Ra's you hardly did anything either of those things.

Can the Christmas photo be us beating Mera?

He's also not in the Legion of Doom.

I'll add customary club give-aways

Interesting reaction to the new fear gas. Are you "afraid" of Ra's?

What if we rolled her in a giant ball of twine?

G-gooo goo
Hiii, wanna, play?

Crane I forget that you exist most of the time. You're more of a prop than a villain. I thought of Ra's because Liam Neeson in one movie is more memorable than you have two games and three movies.
Then I will do what it takes to win this give-away so the King of Atlantis will suffer!
It depends if it's before or after I gut her?

I'll add that to the budget, along with the clubs and our new Gift Raffle.

I suggest that we find a better way to use that. I suggest we throw in one of those Maximals as well, just so we can get rid of another weakling. Yes...

hhiiii, you helmet is silly

shiny head!

We should kidnap football super star OJ Simpson and hold him for hostage! And while he have him we can plant an unconscious trigger to the phrase "go home OJ" so that when he hears it he enters into a murderous rage!

*silence*

hihiiii, funny cloun!
cloun cloun!

Brilliant.

Can we buy some cyanide for the special needs child?

Why do you want to poison Black Manta

Solomon Grundy want pants too!!!

so what'll be? White or red wine tonight? I know its bad but i always like celeberate mass genocide with a glass of wine

Incest baby says what?

All of em! All on me to celebrate my new trump wine launching!
we are poisoning the Loud one

Poo pooo head!
>Theres a note attached to her back
"Dear fellow citizen, if you're reading this my mind re-calibration experiment has backfired and my mind has regressed to the mental capacity typical of my age, that is to say a regular dullard four year old. In order to resuscitate my regular intelligence please flip the switch on the back of the Mind Enhancifyer over in the corner of the room, I will compensate you for your troubles should you do this once I'm in my proper mindset. Thank you.
PhD Nobel Prize Winner, -Lisa Loud"

Poooooooooooooooopy!

Why am I always surrounded by such autistic fools?

Very well, a toast to all dead monkeys acriss the stars!

Because you assholes always mess with Texas.
Don't say I didn't warn you, this is just god's proper punishment. May he make you all into homomasexuals and die of AIDS next.

acwoss the staahhs?
Hihihi

bald headed doo-doo head!

You all lack vision, you can't see the big picture hahaha. Go on supes you'll never do it, I'll be out of jail in a week.

That's your solution to everything!

>forgot pic

Lisa why is that even with your brain made stupid you're still obsessed with shit? I've never seen a more ardent scat fetish holy damn

You wwah
Baldy head is dumb-dumb

SHADUP MEANIE user

What if we use our legitimate businesses to purchase and privatize the water supplies of third world countries, obtaining monopoly over something that people need to live, thereby controlling and owning their very lives AND not breaking any laws while we do so?

smarty pants idea
heres my witty evil response
*pppphht*
doodoo s

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU AUTISTIC SEA MONKEY

When I was a bot I say we just used to drink water, you know? And when the tap ran out we'd go to the milk truck and shake old man spank down if you know what I'm saying!

A big stinkin doo-doo head! Preach little boy.

Great idea! I'll just need a Siberian tiger, fifty eight whoopie cushions and a tanker truck full of nitroglycerin!

Why hasn't someone shot you yet?

WHO ATE MY BROWNIES?! I had the container labeled with my name, dammit!

fwifty nine
we need fifty NINE woopie cushoons!
and leave da nitro to me meeee

Probably Lisa since they looked like tasty Shit.
Emphasis on the shit. As in diarrhea.

i will destwoy you
DESTWWWOY you
NO BULLY LISA JERKY FACE

Already done! We will make America the Greatest!

Hey guys, that water plan might work, but I have these nifty plans for a bi-pedal walking tank, the missing link between infantry and mobile armor....

What if we obtain the personal information of every hero, post it online, and let trolls destroy their lives with 24/7 prank calls and unwanted pizza deliveries?

Oh I'm sorry for the rudeness, are you feeling quite say, Anal about it?

Hello I'm Lapis.
You parked your swamp in my lake and nuked my barn.
Uh, I thought I'd live here now.
Surprise.

Go cry to your dead mother and father.
I fail to see how this doesn't solve most of our problems?

[snarky beeping]

guuuuuuuuuuuuys
I
sniffl
I pee peed myself
its on the floor
smells like cabbages, help mwee

Why do we have a five year old here? I didn't realize we were becoming the Justice League now.

The little human meatling inhibits the effectiveness of my auditory recievers. Dispose of it.
Silicate-based Lifeform, you are not flesh, which is a bonus! But you are xenos, so I move that we purge the xenos.
Odds of crippling damage being sustained by our opponents are staggering low. New stratagem heavily requested.
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Ah yes. You see Ocean Master, this is what makes a true warrior. One with not only wits, but also power.

Thank the Omnissiah that we are recruiting more proper blessings of his technologic will.

[chirps sarcastically]

...

So this White Stingray wannabe is the leader of this reality's Legion of Doom, huh.
You've traded one chrome dome for another, and he's black, too.
How's that for affirmative action.
I think we could do business.
If I threw you at Earth Prime's Legion headquarters, that kind of chaos alone could do irreparable damage to every other reality.
Whaddya say?

[whirs sheepishly]

Warp wop wup wub wop wup wurp wop, wep wep web vwep. Wurble wep web wop?

Good.

Owlman I think I found something of yours.

What if we kidnap monsters and primitive aliens and have them fight in gladiatorial combat on exotic arenas, charging people for the right to view it while also taking bets, but rigging the fights so we always turn a profit no matter what happens?

[mirror warps in]

ALRIGHT, HANDS UP, HAND OVER THE CASH AND NOBODY GETS...wait, shit.

...Wait. doesn't this guy with the League or the JLI or something. What's he doing here?

I'm sorry Snart were you saying something?

okay, that's a start.

now, who's gonna capture the monsters and aliens?

...
Yes.
Who is that, my butler?
He was one of the conspirators behind my parent's timely demise, so you'd be saving me the trouble.
Even in this reality, I see that all of Johnny Quick's adversaries are bumbling fools.
Well, he did just say he wanted to play both sides.

nooo
Buuubt I'm 4!

suck my thumb pweas

Sinestro and Mongul. They're working together, but they don't have to like it! The new odd-couple comedy shows coming soon!

Guys I don't want to nitpick but there was a chimpanzee humping a baby whale in the shower.
Kinda gross, ya know.

Didn't you tell him to kill your parents and your brother ?

Came here for this

Wait, this isn't a group for super heroes?

*gero gero*

For a legion you guys aren't very organized or disciplined.

[unintelligible scottish insults]

RAPE HER! MAKE TONS OF TADPOLES!

I don't suppose you're going to clean that up.

Shit meant for

We should sell out tickets in no time.

I vote we send out Lex to do it. He's already got a hard on for Illegal Aliens such as superman already, and that kills two birds with one stone pragmatically speaking.

Nobody has any cash here Cold. All our currency is virtual, and much of it in virtual "Fun-o-bucks" points. I'm not quite sure why we decided to implement that system but I do know we paid 2 million dollars in marketing scams to do so.

Child, would you like some candy?
It's not cyanide I swear.

Hey guys, what is going on in this thread?

N-nothing. Just arts and crafts.

I think I should go.

Blame Manta for the whale, Lord for the chimpanzee.
You said it, not me.
Interesting digits, both of you, but ultimately irrelevant. Meme magic is merely an inevitability of the greater multiverse.
I blame this universe's Luthor. This place is halfway between a frog and Darth Vader.
Bagpipe, I thought you retired.
OH SHIT I'M OUT

No, that's what Ocean Master is for. Plus they're not from our Earth I'd already call that house cleaning.

yes! yes! sitcoms are insidious indeed!

we'll put it on CBS after "2 Broke Girls" and "Mom"! they'd love an Odd Couple reboot!!

Well, you can blame our alleged Mirror Master for taking a wrong turn on the way to the First Bank of Metropolis.

Care to gimme a lift, Big Blue?

...Well shit.

I did

Daddy noooooo, Grifter will pay

That Luthor is always up to trouble!
Gero! Gero!

Oh, nothing really. Besides, my plan has just started, and you are mere tadpoles in it.

Hey guys can we join? They don't want us for the movie.

This is indeed a disturbing universe.
Only if neither of you go "Form of tadpole pool."

perhaps. what are your powers?

I can turn into a bucket of water and my sister can carry me as an eagle.