"user, if I wasn't here right now and it was just you home alone with a 13-year old girl, what would've happened?"

"user, if I wasn't here right now and it was just you home alone with a 13-year old girl, what would've happened?"

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Please sir I honestly came here for no reason

I just came here to tell her not to do it

TWENTY YEARS FOR NOT FUCKING SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EXIST LAMAO

*breaks into tears*

I would've put the tip lf my dick in her ass to teach her lesson about bad men out in the world who would put their whole dick inside and not just the tip

>This person again
It's like there's a single user who dedicated their life to crying "B-BUT MUH E-ENTRAPMENT" every time a TCAP thread starts. We all know you're a pedo, you aren't convincing anybody

What kind of idiot stays and talks to him. As soon as you see him just walk out with your hands up and don't say a word.
It's hard to prosecute someone for trying to fuck a underage girl who doesn't exist.

The same Netflix and chill

I was just goin to lantic city desu famalam

Was he gay?

I THOUGHT THIS HOUSE WAS FOR SALE

The intent of soliciting sex from someone they believe to be a minor is the crime

i like you and i want you, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way

Kiss me Hansen.

Why dont they just say they did it all for hansen? That they wanted to meet him because they are his biggest fan or something.

HAHA IT WAS A PRANK BRO
>pull out my gopro and ask Hanson for a signature and point out all the memes I was using on the decoy like "I was just on my way to the beach"
"I was just getting something to eat"
"tlantic city"

Then pose for the camera, handshake hanson and walk out as a free man

You think Hanson is stupid? That he didn't see through all your stupid memes? He knows your intentions are to fuck the loli and that you think you are so clever because you have a backup plan. In a case like that he would actually let you have sex with the loli, while he patiently waits outside, hidden. And after you have finished ejaculating inside that sweet little cunny he will break into the room and BAM you are now charged with literal underage rape.

What does ejaculating into a vagina feel like?

fuck if I know

no man, I would enter the house and start talking like Hanson while trying to look into the hidden cameras.

also this

Feels good, probably.

So you assume it's definitely a set up? When do you know it's safe to fuck the girl? I'd be afraid of Hanson hiding under the bed or something.
I think the show was succesful in the sense that it scared me away of trying anything like this.

If you wasnt here chris hansen, or as I like to call ya, chris hansom.... then I wouldnt be here.

it would be easy to find out if the girl is actually real or not, nowadays at least and I'm certain I could spot if I talk to an underage girl that is real and a 30 something cunt larping as a underage girl.

I would really just go there to troll Hanson.

You are right and désu it sounds like fun. I wonder if it's still possible to be "caught" by Hanson (actually I still feel like the show must be staged). I hope they make more episodes.

what happened with the latest Hanson show?
did it got cancelled or what?
only had like 6 episodes.

Entrapment.
.

See, I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time.

>your honor, i just went there to troll hansen
that wouldn't work
into prison and sex offender registry you go

looks like it got legislated to death. fucking lawyers, messing with my publicshamekino

The smart people figure out it's a trap when they're in the chat rooms.

He specifically said "I'm not gay or nothin" multiple times, dumbass.

If it were an imperative that a mammal be capable of higher order cognitive thinking in order to be able to engage in sex, mammals would have gone extinct a very long time ago. A species that cannot engage its primal sexual instincts without first developing a very high level of intelligence would have been unable to survive in the wild. To believe that humans are the only species that experience irreparable trauma leading to a complete inability to function as a result of low-intelligence instinct-driven intercourse is absurd. What is the rationale for such a highly maladaptive trait to exist?

Children enjoy sex, they seek it out, it brings them pleasure, it is harmless in and of itself, and therefore the only form of consent that is relevant is that they are willing and do not give signs of being uncomfortable.

What of consequences? Sociologically a person's sexual history has value and is used as a criteria with which to judge that person. These criteria can be designed as full Puritan repression, unrestricted liberation or anything in between. There are even tribal and historical societies where engaging in sexual intercourse as a child elevates the child's status rather than diminishes it. In these cultures it is seen as something to be proud of. In any case, the sociological factors affecting a child's self-esteem, mental health and how they are perceived by others are social constructs. It is true that children cannot consent to being severely stigmatized, however one must ask who is doing the stigmatizing? By shifting blame to the adult or the child, or both the adult and the child society is able to disown responsibility for the harm. While it is understood that various stigmas exist for various reasons, it cannot be sanely argued that harming children serves the purpose of protecting children.

In every episode I've seen Hansen asks the guy why did he do it and the guys never answer. You can see how Hansen is desperate to know, to get inside the mind of a pedo and understand the way they think, but always fails. Kind of like a Coyote and the Roadrunner situation.
I haven't seen that many episodes. Does Hansen ever get his answer?

lmao you got cucked out of that bitch boy
have fun with a used up 40 year old roastie

There's a documentary called Corrupted Justice that talks about how fucked up Perverted Justice is.

It is entrapment though

Little girls are sexy, that's all there is to it.

It's not.

I don't know.

>Sneedville
I guess he really fed this girl.

>sneedville

I don't get it??????

How is it not? If it keeps going like this soon we will have boner police that will stop random guys on the street and show them photos of hypersexualized little girls and when they inevitably get a boner they are sent to jail.

>Sneedville's Feed and Seed

Wrong.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Chris Hansen is a con artist who scammed his brain dead fans out of their money and he also cheats on his wife

Formally Chuckville

We'd play video games.

Probly Dragon's Crown, Scott Pilgrim, or some other co-op beat 'em up

Formerly Chucksville

Chucks Feed and Seed???

In my experience rabid anti-pedo "activists" are always pedos themselves. It's their way of dealing with their irrational guilt and fear of getting caught.

Feels like wet sand, I think.

That's not what you said in the chat.

>"I came here looking for booty"
And then I'd recreate that scene from the Boondocks.

>In my experience
how much experience do you have with pedophiles, user.

>dude if you hate faggots you're a faggot too!
Not working, cuck. Day of the rope soon.

Like heaven

Like a glove
I assume

Salty milk and coins.

I'm glad his show got shit canned again
Fuck him and you "people" who actually watched that bullshit and got off on the misery of lonely men.

>nobody mentions faggotry
>"I'm not a faggot! You're a cuck! I swear I don't like dick!"
It's ok user, we believe you.

t. simple minded pleb

>. There are even tribal and historical societies where engaging in sexual intercourse as a child elevates the child's status rather than diminishes it. In these cultures it is seen as something to be proud of.
You don't even have to look at exotic cultures for examples of this, it still exists in modern America for low class people. Here's a quote from Chris Brown, who lost his virginity at 8:
>By that point, we were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I'm saying? Like, girls, we weren't afraid to talk to them; I wasn't afraid. So, at eight, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run, so you can be a beast at it. You can be the best at it.

Probably like an onahole with a belt wrapped around it except warmer

It's the same logic libtards use. Same libtards are now advocating for pedophile rights.

Degenerate. Day of the rope soon.

Your wrong.

Wrong

This

>hansen is literally the thought police
>people defend him and say its not entrapment
Land of the free, everyone

It's not thought if you actually do it though.

>Yo bro I just need to take a shower and then you can fuck me in the ass, have some cookies and milk while you wait

How did they fall for this?

And none of the guys on his show are doing it

>day of the rope
Surprised the 13 year olds are still bandying this stale meme about

Well they did. They sent their dick picks and showed up.

>It's the same logic libtards use. Same libtards are now advocating for pedophile rights.
That's just a blatant lie. A couple of clickbait articles doesn't mean an entire political group is "advocating for pedophile rights".

So? None of the people involved were underage and no one had sex.

Not as good as an asshole.

Sending a dick pic to a consenting adult. Showing up to fuck a person that doesn't exist.
If anything, Hansen is the one on the wrong, he's providing people written (text) child pornography through those chats.

This. If the dick don't fit you must acquit

If you run up to a mannequin with a knife thinking it's a real person you're still demonstrating a will to commit crime. It's the intent.

you can go jail for this?

>imagine actually thinking like this user
It's the thought police from 1984.
Soon we will have women asking for men to be arrested for masturbating at home to their nudes because it's a "rape thought".

Yeah, try it out. Especially if they find your diary saying how you want to kill someone.

>thought
But again, it's not just thoughts because you actually went out with a knife(dick) and tried to commit a crime lol.

It's like breaking into someone's home with a intent to kill someone but you now think you're innocent because the victim wasn't at home. Lmaooo

It feels fucking great. Your hand will never compare to it, believe me.

i don't even have a diary you queer i just wanted to know if you could goto jail for simply stabbing a mannequin to death

If they prove that you thought the mannequin was a real person. Like, if they find your diary or chatlog or something.

Same with pedos. They appeared there to fuck a kid and they stated that they want to do it. Bam. Intent+action.

"I would've looked down a lot, mumbled a bit then left in embarrassment"

- most of Sup Forums

We can do this the easy way or the hard way...either way- we gonna' do it.

funny you should mention that.
theguardian.com/us-news/2017/mar/07/homeless-murders-las-vegas-police-arrest-mannequin-plot

>That guy who got tasered and screamed like a birch.

Comedy gold.

...

like ejaculating into a vagina

>mfw i go to jail for beating up some ragged clothes on the street

Pedos btfo

What do tree screams sound like?

I CAN'T GO AROUND HAMMERING BAGS ON THE STREETS?! THE INJUSTICE!

>you home alone with a 13-year old girl, what would've happened?
But who's she? A relative? I'd probably force her to watch some of the movies I love like I always do with people who are close to me. What's your fucking business, you closet rapist?

>force her to watch movies i love like i always do with people who are close to me
you have a problem my son