/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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DEAD

3 hours

reminder that lynch murdered jack nance and his wife because they knew TOO MUCH

Post Dougie

Sheryl Lee is gorgeous both on the outside and inside!

I want to get to the destination, but I don't want the journey to end, any other tpg bro's know this feel?.

do you think coop is even processing any of this or does he wake up not realizing that he fucked naomi watts?

hello friends

Yes

DOugie sucks. I miss the old COoper.

I know that feel. I fear my life will be without purpose the minute S03E18 ends.

COOPER NEVER DOUGIE FOREVER

I wish they weren't airing the last two episodes together so we could have just one more week.

I want the journey to continue, not to end

>Pic related from a DL documentary
"What the F U C K -
(...) leave bowling
alley - cram to a bar -
(...) is on tube TV in livingroom
(...) now we enter the film and
it becomes the reality.
Cole has a dream of speaking
with Monica Bellucci in a
side walk cafe in Paris - they
are discussing "We are like the
dreamer who dreams - then lives
inside the dream."
And then Monica asks Cole
"Who is the dreamer? Whose
dream are we living in?"
He says "Cooper was there with me
but I couldn't see his face."
(We see only the back of Cooper's (...)
wearing his black suit.)"
>Episode 14 is titled "We are like the dreamer"

It is happening, boys

So was that Russian synopsis real?. I can't tell case I don't speak Russian.

i wonder how long will the general last after the show is done
;_;

Candie is KAWAII!

I've been pretty much Twin Peaks obsessed, barely able to get to Sunday for my weekly fix

When it ends I'm probably going to spiral into depression

cooper regains his memory is the last line

where do you get the titlres for next episodes?

"The King and I!"
is Red Pete's reincarnation?

Just a reminder that Lynch is the father of Sheryl's child and he modeled Evil Coop after the man he cucked.

Who knows, let's just enjoy it for what we have user.

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>Nance had a visible "crescent shaped bruise" under his eye; and, when asked about it, he related to them the story about a brawl outside a Winchell's Donuts store on the morning of December 29. He described the incident as, "I told off some kid. I guess I got what I deserved."[1]

What exactly did he tell that kid and why?

>Shelly tries to save her daughter from the love drama
>Cole is tracing Major Briggs
>Bushnell send Coop to meet the Mitchum bros.
So yep it's real.

I put a fiiiiishhhhh Innn the PeRCULaToR

man look at those fucking eyebrows

So did they just screw up the episode numbers? Seems like the only sensible solution

I asked a Russian friend of mine for a translation:
"Cole and Rosenfeld officially invite Tammy to join their ranks
Hawk visits Sarah Palmer
Truman investigates the crimes committed by Richard Horne
Audrey Horne searches for her lost lover"

Eddie Cheddar blown the fuck out.

>What exactly did he tell that kid and why?
"Leland killed Laura."

Wait, Audrey confirmed for next ep?

what did he mean by this?

>Audrey
DROPPED

You know it

"My director killed me"

This is ep 11
and this is 12

if coop doesn't know what's going on why would he cry when he saw sonny jim?

Dougie's dick stank

Mike put dust in his eye

"The Roadhouse is proud to welcome...
THE Gary Numan!"

Candie's skull being crushed open by convenience store hobos when?

Becky give one ride

because of the feel man

Sonny Jim is 2pure

david lunch lol

>last ep
>credits roll
>this guy comes on stage
>yfw

Wow, so the muffin sisters only let Red live cause he'd seen the king and I back in 1989?

Still alive, motherfuckers!

Excuse me?

>The Roadhouse is proud to present: The long lost CHET DESMOND!

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Just be glad he got sentenced to life in prison, user

let's rock

He was drinking milk, the absolute weirdo.

Why FR*CK aren't you dead yet you H*CKING Female Dog!.

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kyle maclattelan lol

HOW
O
W

Her fat absorbed the impacts

how Clancy is so convincing?

Pie has magical protective properties. This has been demonstrated.

Sounds like that kind of KID that robs old ladies but is scared of magic faggots.

RICHARD IS DONNA'S SON

youtube.com/watch?v=v5tr_L31StI confirms that Red can read minds.

I only eat black toast and have cereal [\spoliers]without the milk[/spoliers]

He beat the shit out of her, left her face-down in a pool of her own blood and put a lit candle next to the stove so the explosion would fucking kill her, but she SURVIVED.
She's a though cookie.

All true.

this freaks me out

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he looks like charles manson

There's nothing of value inside, they won't touch her.

>tfw no bobette to rape you

So does audrey horne searching for the missing lover refer to the douche looking guy or coop ?

Twin Peaks how they look now

wtf is david's problem with women, esp women of size? he's always depicting them suffering horribly.

Richard is Audrey missing lover 100%

>the douche looking guy
can't tell if you mean Billy Zane or Richard desu

Justin Theroux is the best Lynch actor

CUTEST
SMILE
!!

Good question

Transgender Bob. Ultimate trap.

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I always thought this, and many other pats, were the show's way of telling us that Pete is a recovering alcoholic.

But I think he drinks bubbly with Catherine in a celebratory setting so who knows.

>don't look don't look don't look don't look
>look anyway

I still haven't seen Inland Empire so I'm saving that for when it ends. Then I'll read the dossier and never watch TV again and go and become a family man

It means he's into ultra violence

was john justice wheeler always cool?

>Then I'll read the dossier
Nice try Frost.

He needs a permit for that

Heineken.

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>32:23

:(

Read some Haruki Murakami books. They are the literary equivalent of a David Lynch production.

FUCK THAT SHIT

PABST BLUE RIBBON