You wake up in the year 1812

You wake up in the year 1812.

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remove kebab

move to tejas and find oil

:DD I recently got a job working as a merchant in Europe :DDD
Sounds like a good job :DD
It's not like any European powers would kidnap me and force me to join their navy ?? :DDD

find great-great-great-grand pops on the nearby fields and invite for a drink

>tfw still live in austrian empire and not in the chad illyrian provinces
unlucky...

>I'm a citizen of the French empire
Thank god.

My dick is so hard holyshit

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i'm ok with this, i don't really lie our current timeline

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remove baguette

Assassinate Blucher

1812 was the year Napoleon got his ass kicked and his entire army destroyed.

when in 1812 ?

The British kidnapped me and now I have to fight Napoleon at sea wtf?

oil? in texas? we get that from whales, fool.

Oh boy we sure got our ass kicked by that manlet in 1809

The GREAT Napoleon lost the war for Iberia in the Northwest against:

Northern Portuguese/Galician Celto-Suebian shitposters with the help of drunk Anglos with an Irish shitposter as a leader.

How great was he lmao.

I dedicate my life to the prevention of the Italian notification

I fall 5 stories into the ground and die.

Welp, I did the best I could.

>Italian notification

I meant unification AHHHHHHHHHHH

Go to a lost hill in Castilla with the boys, wait for the moment, and destroy some frogs.

Remove frog/kebab

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I die in Russia, if not in Spain

Daily reminder that the only redeemable eternal anglos are the monthy python actors and maybe Oswald Mosley

I help the Portugueses and the bongs against the fags

Then after the war I go back to South Brazil with my German wife (or italian / Portuguese)

Also fug republicanos

purchase a commission in the Army and rather give the french a jolly good rogering, what what

fucking avoid brazilian independence, restalbish properly the United Kingdom of Portugal, Brazil and Algarves and put fucking D.Pedro as the mothafuckin Emperor of the Union

kek

Kill frenchies I suppose. Also, kill anglos and portugueses.

why? we're on the same side on this one, for once!

>On the same side

Lel. The whole anglo-portuguese campaign in Spain was supreme cowardy hiding behing your fortified lines during the first years when France stronk and loot, rape and raze later harder than the french did when France weak and in retreat.

wait and watch history happen

>wow you used strategy to win a war despite having fewer soldiers
>how dare you

Eh. It was the generation that had grown up on the stories of 1762 from their grandpas. How could they not?

kys

Go to Rio/São Paulo and stop it from becoming what it did.

O fugg :DDD On a boat on the way to Terra australis

Try to find work on the nearby farms and hope I don't get conscripted.

kill napoleon and burn every book on metric units

elmao
how will spain/france ever recover

Ups, where Poland?

Ok. But then we're neither friends nor much less allies. Just different people fighting the french.

We should have switched sides after Badajoz. But then again the whole Franco-Spanish war should have never happened. It was literally just the stupidity of Napo, Murat and etc.

Everyone sides to hate on the Frogs.

>"Win a war"
>He thinks the anglos won the war

Too fucking bad Blücher's boys didn't show up one day late at Waterloo.

>Be a bunch of criminals and cowards because strategy

Well yes, but that's just another way of saying you are the Eternal Anglo.

I kill myself because no internet.

tiocfaidh ar la

I fully support this

>literally thinks using fortifications is "cowardly"
fucking howling at you mate, did a brit tourist shag your mum or something?

Am I in my current country or where my ancestors are? Either way die valiantly for King and Country against Am*Ricans or Fr*nch

You should do this right now

get a ticket for the america boat

Fetch the horses, we have work to do.

MASHALLAH
cCc OTTOMAN EMPIRE cCc
gonna go kidnap a slavic girl from her family, cya later lads

>1812
>Canada

Good job burning Toronto eh lads?

Get your eyes tested m8.

>Wake up in the year 1812
>Put everything I have into the timber industry
>Rub my hands toghether as I sell shitloads of Norwegian timber to navies across the continent
>Be bankrupt shortly after as all my shipments are sunk by the biggest pirate fleet in history, aka the British navy

liberate romania, find oil, remove kebab and bozgors with my superior technological knowledge (stemcuck here)

Well either way I'd be British back then

That's a lovely Toad. Saved.

Sleep for 2 years, move to Norway.

I invest in bitcoins.