Confess

[Andrew Gray]

Confess.

[Jace Sullivan]

I'm a newfriend.

[Colton Brown]

im a satanist

[Charles Nelson]

Once I put my penis in my grandmother's mouth while she slept.

[Oliver Russell]

I use reddit

[Ayden Ortiz]

I sexually assaulted my coworkers wife when she passed out drunk at my house.

[Logan Nelson]

Parce mihi, Domine,

per homini,

cotidie imperfectum quia magnus ego,

eo quod exaltatum fuisset cor meum.

[Luke Sanders]

...

[Jordan Hall]

I take videos of this user here while he showers.

[Kevin Moore]

I think Wojak-/frogposters should leave.

[Levi Smith]

I mistreat my slaves.

[Henry Hernandez]

Still better than grugposters

[Caleb Bell]

i want to kiss a cute boy...

[Alexander Moore]

I actually strongly dislike Turkey and interracial porn

[Leo Sanders]

GRUG NO LIKE GRUG MEME

[Alexander Gray]

Finland is best neighbour

[David Hill]

I'm a black man posing as chinese in the internet.

[Aaron Mitchell]

What.

[Jonathan Phillips]

I don't like gals

[Noah Ortiz]

l can only read 10 pages an hour

[Levi Brooks]

I've had to make some adolescent boys strip naked and expose different body parts for inspection. I felt bad because they were embarrassed, and I tried to let them keep some modesty, but my colleagues were much less gracious.

[Jackson Robinson]

You've posted your hands before. I got them all on file.

[Jonathan Evans]

Wtf bro, was this a penis inspection

[Benjamin Howard]

That was part of it