What will his opening monologue be about tonight?

What will his opening monologue be about tonight?

so...

Why do you care so much, user

FORREST GUMP

hopefully something funny for a change

something about psychotic people who pretend they're the opposite gender and willingly mutilate the sex genitals they were given at birth are really cool people and drumpf is a big meanie weanie

DENZEL DRONY DINGLE RINGLE DANDY DEE DOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRFFF!!!!

ANUS BUMPS

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GLUMPF THINKS THERE'S ONLY 2 GENEDERS!? TWO WHOLE GENDERS!? GLUUUUUUMPF!!!!!