This 6'3 blond beast blocks your path on the street, traumatically shoulder bumps you...

>this 6'3 blond beast blocks your path on the street, traumatically shoulder bumps you, and whispers in your ear "What's up, faggot?" before casually strolling past you

wut do?

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he's 5'9 at the most

Report it to the Shoah watch

Unzip my pants

I'd ask him about his health insurance plan.

Cry about it on my podcast

I once had a friend who was just like Sam. I could never really figure out what his deal was, but he was both very charismatic and very antagonistic towards people. What the fuck was his problem?

this is seriously disgusting, first was the tranny now he praticing fellation to himself

Fat fuck who fucks trannys and got AIDS despite having no health insurance

I tell my daddy on him.

>6'3
>beast
>blond
>sam hyde
hes probably in a corner being fed bbc cum

give his broke ass a dollar so he stops begging on youtube

why do you keep posting pictures of Adam Savage?

do you really like mythbusters or something?

Post about it on Reddit then shitpost about Reddit on Sup Forums

give him an obamacare flier

no one should go without health insurance

Sue him for assault

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Was this actually Sam?

>blond
Sure.

No clue, but the dude he described fit Sam's appearance and characteristics pretty well

>himself
stop pretending you're not gay sam

knock him the fuck out

Jokes on you, I also have blonde hair and I am over a foot taller than you.

>he was both very charismatic and very antagonistic towards people. What the fuck was his problem?
Sounds alpha as fuck.
No wonder this thread is full cranky sissy white bois if seeing a single male with half balanced test makes you chimp out.

:)

He only gave two descriptive words: burly and tall. That describes like 30% of the American population

>think that was rude. What a dick
>Remember im jewish
>Ahh THIS GOYIM GETS SUED. THAT WAS DEFINETLY ASSAULT!

jizz as my life idol and mentor just noticed me.

Man call me a faggot, I get in that ass Sup Forums. I get in that ass, Sup Forums. That's what the fuck I do.

do you really not know what "blonde beast" means

it doesn't mean what hair color someone has

6'9*

sorry, typo

Sam is the same as the kid who would would say, "Hey dude your shoes are gay." in highschool. Even though they were a perfectly good pair of shoes.

>you will never defend yourself against Lena Dunham through the window of her house in the middle of the night with an AR-15

what am I looking at here?

Someone who this insane commie faggot wants you to believe is Sam, but actually isn't.

Yeah, he was "alpha" in a retarded sort of way.

Things don't disappear from the Internet anymore, Sam.

>commie
Gee I sure love living in the 70's!

Got tired of trying to force the "Sam Hyde fucked a tranny" shit eh, you mentally deranged degenerate freak?

But you did, Sam.
That won't go away either no matter how hard you try not to die of no insurance.

I would tell you to take a look at /leftypol/, but we both know that's where you originally came from, you pathetic shill.

Your problem is that you only have the word of some other degenerate trainwreck of a human being from /lgbt/ to back that up, and no one believes you.

>degenerate trainwreck of a human being from /lgbt/
Sam?

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i still laugh at this shit.

does anyone know if THIS is the original or is this edited from another video?

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kys faggot

I'd go to bed forever.

I'm not convinced it was him because ethan knows who sam is. If it actually was sam I'm sure ethan would have said something like 'this guy i sorta know who used to have a TV show not naming names' instead of just calling him some fan

Literally fake and gay

>BUY THE BIGGEST HEADPHONES YOU CAN FIND
kino

Stop being homophobic against poor Sam

Now the tedx thing seems kinda fucked up

jesus fuck Sam. I thought it was just a goof and now you're like backing it up.

LEARN HOW TO EDIT YOU TRYHARD FUCK

Tell all my friends at r/the_Donald about it.

Leave that ass open

>dissing bicycles
over the line

lmao leftypol is like 11 people and nobody besides dipshit poltards have even heard of it! You're delusional and probably clinically insane since you're part of an internet cult of virgins

>blond

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That's ridiculous, he can't afford health insurance, he wouldn't start shit.
Also the board is for Television and Film, not for unemployed sacks of shit with a youtube channel.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

One will defend you with their life, the other two will hunt you down like a dog

Pick one

nick as my defender obviously

charls

he may not be the first i'd want with me but he's the last i'd want to have against me

Do the kids on r/milliondollarextreme understand that Sam is parodic of redpill bullshit

Odds that Sammy sucked a cock: 0.03%
Odds that he would allow people to photograph him sucking somebody's cock: 0%

It's smoking a bong correct?

odds that sammy is a drugged up degenerate faggot: 100%

get real, nu-male

To this.

He got his degree at some faggy art school, there is a 0% chance you can get out of one of those *without* sucking any dick.

art student here

can 100% confirm this. it's practically on the syllabus

this
an art student cant be completely straight

Defend myself through a crowd of people with a shotgun

I had a sex dream about Erik and Charles last night. I was in one of their videos and they were clad in full body faceless spandex fetish suits (think Green Man).

Everyone around the three of us had their faces digitally blurred as I chased them through the crowd. Eventually I caught Erik and ripped off a part of the suit as Charles took off his hood to yell at me while I humped Erik's body like a dog in heat. I eventually got off of him, his suit covered in my cum as he began to unmask. But before I could see Erik's face, I ended up waking up....

>having these faggots be such an active presence in your thoughts that they enter your fucking dreams

the time to off yourself was long, long ago

>"You're the faggot, faggot."

And then I run away like a bitch.

Aren't Aryan men supposed to be attractive? How is this dude so fucking ugly?

>sam
>aryan

absolute fucking hilarity

You sound like the retard

It's weird how some virgins worship autistic "alphas" like Trump or Sam hyde

>like Trump or Sam hyde
They're both delusional malignant narcissists that say stupid shit that panders to sad and stupid people. Relatively standard cult leader type shit.

this is worse than the fake evalion porno

>wut do?
Cry about it to my mom, dad, and carer on my podcast.

A perfectly GAY pair of shoes.

if you own a bicycle that isn't a mountain bike you should probably just castrate yourself now and be done with it.

see

Obviously I would pick sam as my defender, just look at his cool scooter.
>sam has a reddit?
>it is referenced here
go back

There is nothing wrong with being gay and funny user. Dont be such a homophobe.

gays sure do look funny

do you? it means lion.

Jesus, could you imagine Charls coming after you?

Nick as defender. Rational and practical. He would most likely build me some kind of safe house situation replete with booby traps. Plus, he has probably had both Sam and Charls break down crying on him at some point. He knows their weaknesses.

Charls would be a ruthless attacker but I couldn't really count on him to defend, he's too scatterbrained.

Shrug my shoulders and go on about my day

>it's a sam gives business advice episode

He can actually be pretty handsome when he has himself in decent shape (rare) and isn't actively trying to dress as retardedly as possible (also rare)

DELETE THIS YOU SHILL

that book looks unironically good and underrated