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Life is short.

nth for perverts

IT'S STILL SO HOT.

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THE NEXT PERSON TO TALK ABOUT SPANKING WILL GET SPANKED Y'HERE ME?!

*Spanks you*

Spanking is neat.

That's a shame, it's cooling down here

St-st-stop it.

*spanks lightly*

Since when are you also a pervert?

Spanking is degenerate

I've had the AC on all day.

you guys sure know how to fag up a thread

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MARILLYNNNN MONROOOEE

alright im sick now and back in my bed.
now im bored

what is this?

its a bunny like you

serious answer is a rabbit vibrator

Why is the thread full of awful northern hemisphere anglos

That's a good idea
Cool, you can have that wank now, and I'm not sure what that is

AAAAAAAAAH
*Spanks lightly*
OwO nice Karen desu.
Watch the movie desu :3
Full thing is on youtube.

I'm not.
I just find spanking neato.
Decided not to go in?
Get yourself some lemon and honey tea.
That is my remedy.

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how you know that?
will dothat after i did and made me some tea like suggested
anyone want to help?

OR i might just be a lazybone and take a nap for a hour

Help with the wank or help with the tea?

STOP SPANKING DESU AAAAAAH
OwO have fun desu :3 I hope you like it.

w..with the tea ofc
w..who need help w..with fapping haha

Lewd thread

I just made some tea desu

I can help you make tea

>how you know that?
I-I'm not going to answer that
were you asking because you legitimately didnt know tho?

If it helps I'll put on a maid outfit and serve you tea and then if necessary help you wank

Aya

ayaya

AYAYAYAYAYAYA

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYA

l..lewd
well i knew what it was but not exactly
gimmi some or i gonna spank you

Okay righto I'll give you a hand.
Hot tea?
I know you Dixie folk make Iced tea, is it?

There's nothing lewd about serving tea while dressed in a maid outfit

>Okay righto I'll give you a hand.
pls use both hands

the thing above it looks like a bullet too.
WHY DO I EVEN KNOW THIS STUFF

OwO cute desu.
*Serves you English Breakfast*

I'm not sure if you'd like it, we make it differently

well it's hot right now but I'm about to put it in the fridge

but you are clumsy and knowing what a perv you are you would probably spill some just to get punished

>serving other people the drink of my nation

you have practical experience?

C-Can I have some english breakfast tea too? :3

I'll be the one serving the tea around here

No, I'd serve you properly, I'm no pervert

You can both have some English Breakfast :3
>tfw my dad stopped asking me to make tea cause he said I was awful at doing it.

I actually dont own either of those
BECAUSE IM PURE

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Why do girls seem to get all the interesting toys?

proposal: everytime chalmers walks by to serve tea smack him somewhere in his cute maid outfit

>pls use both hands
Okie dokie, leave it to me.
You just relax in bed and we'll have you in working shape in no time.

Hmmm....
pls no, I don't want to spill anything

Hello desu!
S-smack him anywhere?

post pic
thanks hubby, you are the best on the earth

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Hello desu

Idk there still seems a huge cultural stigma around guys getting sex toys though, i hope that changes soon enough.

IM NOT POSTING A PIC OF THAT SORT HERE

but seriously i dont own either of those two

How are you today desu?
Cute!

hiya singa

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hello singa
yes ofc
The pervert would probably like it
why in the trash?

She's where she belongs.

Okay desu

d-don't record me pervo

hello

I'm not sure if I believe you
how's the new hairdo treating you?
>The pervert would probably like it
You shouldn't make assumptions, and I'm not a pervert

Me on the bottom :3

I'M GOING TO SLAP HIM IN HIS INNER THIGH TO MAKE A FUNNY SOUND OWO
I'm sorry about the conscription tomorrow desu :3

>how's the new hairdo treating you?
just have to wait for it to grow back now

>on the bottom

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n-n-no need to be sorry desuu

just open a bottle of wine, I guess I now have to drink it

do you have to get it cut again if it grows back too long, or do you get to keep it

Wh-wh-what do you mean by that?
Cute desu.
I-I wish we could do it together owo.

i need to keep it short but not this short

my outfit looks like that

You've really gotten into this drinking thing.
You didn't use to drink at home at all.

i want conway in the middle, me as cameraman, westy on the right and chalmers on the left

maybe we could deshu

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I don't believe you
I know, it's my new hobby
but I don't wanna rape Conway,

wtf liechty

>I'm not sure if I believe you
you should, i was quite specific.

Have a glass for me
>that maid costume
CUTE
I want one desu

im just horny because of you
fug u all

>i want conway in the middle, me as cameraman, westy on the right and chalmers on the left

O-oh well enjoy that :3
I'll come visit you during lunch time in the cubicle :3
:3

m-maybe desu

you were too specific, it made me suspicious
I'd love to tied you up and tease you night now

I'm horny too but I'm still not going to rape anyone

W-we could just secretly sneak into the same cubicle and you can sit on my lap while we eat lunch :3

2% battery left lads.

w-we could desu

I was incredibly specific for a reason


>tfw you will never be a lazy maid that tricks other people into doing your work for them in place of "favours"

>shoegaze

that would be rude
woa
I just want to have sex with a qt ONCE
godsspeed madman

Charge yer device m80

Awh I'm happy desu :3
This desu.
What kind of qt?

what favors we talking here?

>I just want to have sex with a qt ONCE
Rape isn't a good way to go about it.

why do my pics keep getting resized

I mean if you liked bois then I'd be happy to help

what kind of favours would these be?
the only shoegaze song
youtube.com/watch?v=oiomcuNlVjk
it would be fun

>woa
>I just want to have sex with a qt ONCE
thats what they all say
then they want more
its like a drug, dont do it

lewd ones but the maid doesnt understand that its lewd of course.

sadly i am straight as a arrow.
and you are on the other side of that big lake.
but somehow this has to be accomplished
JUST
SOMEONE