India Superpower 2020

>Daily reminder that pajeets have 2inch micro dinks and ambitions to shit on lunar surface

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As long as we are not bombing schools full of kids, like Pakistan. We can become a super power.

We sacrifice sexual ability with sheer efficiency. One out of two chinks score but they make ten babies.

POO

>The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.
And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.

Kek

>Be dutch
>Hire a Paki for their nuclear program
>Paki steals their nuclear program
>See Paki Thread
>Supports Paki
You can't be more cuck,
Than the dutch.

You've already said that, I don't know what you are talking about.

Is there anything positive to say about india?
As it seems the country is a shithole from north to south.
Holy crap.

Not really, even less then America.

this is the reason why they gang rape: the girl actually thinks she's getting fucked by a normal dick but actually it's 5 indian micropenises

It says so in the article
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

if not true than blame the british

>Implying Pajeets don't reproduce through Poo

You should know bomb Pajeet

Highest is Swaziland.

No you can only shit in the designated holes

>carlos.jpg

>daily reminder you have zero olympic medals

But yeah, superpower, sure

>Is there anything positive to say about india?

That at least they're not muslim

That's exactly my point.

We never lost a world war.

Many of them are to be honest

Friendly reminder that Pakistan is just Muslim poos, and that this thread is the pot calling the kettle black.

Why do british women date indians then?

Pakis are just Muslim Indians, you guys have the same fucking genetics lmao. You just btfo yourself shitskin pencildick monkey.

>2006
Have you kept an image about indian dicks on your computer for 10 years? Compensating much?

>we never lost a world war
>but had to suck limey dicks

You both should be eradicated.

Looks like you sucked their dick more than us, considering you feel the need to use "Limey" as an adjective. Still have a taste in your mouth?

Yeah, about eradication. How is Black Lives Matter going on?

>Yeah, about eradication. How is Black Lives Matter going on?

No idea. Only libshits and minorities live in the cities.

Does anyone else find it weird when countries like Pakistan and India have these bitter rivalries?

Like who honestly gives a fuck about either of you? lmao

The Olympics are not even worth watching the only nations worth routing for are the ones with ethnic purity other then that its a bunch of Africans who were bought by the other nations for the soul purpose of winning.

Nah, were fine on aids. Its the cancer in our universities that we are working on.

They don't. I know it's fun to call us cucks but the only other race you'll see a white girl with is a black guy maybe.

Indian men are creepy, skinny weird nerds.

>we never lost a world war
>still shiting all over your place

Do the World a favour, and nuke yourself.

>Has no idea what's going on in his own country
>Comes on /pol to give lecture to other nations

Since we Indians are the nuclear power among the two of us, how about you come to your knees and say please first.

Are you being serious right now?

>Tfw you are forced to poo in loo

>Leaf and asshole forever

Something you would say about India but not your local supermarket

Kek

>Knowing the word 'limey' makes you a cuck

.....That is some of the worst fucking bantz I've ever laid my eyes upon, Pajeet.

You should be ashamed.

Rape aint no date

It's a dick measuring contest. Indians are not even no. 1 in smallest dicks

I never said you are a cuck, I said you have sucked enough Anglo cocks to know that they are limey.
You should know English better than that.

>sucked enough Anglo cocks
Look who's talking


Why is India so butthurt over bants?

Keep wanking yourself off pajeet we dont shit in the steet, drink cow urine, wash our faces with shit & plague infested ganges and eat rat droppings with rice TOP FUCKING KEK PAJEET YOU ARE THE DIRTIEST MOST FILTHIEST BETA VEGGIE 2inch DICK CURRY NIGGERS

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Is there an actual beef between India and Netherfags. This pattern occurred very often in the last days.

I am taking the side of us "Allies" on World War idiot.

>we don't shit in the steet
>steet
Learn to spell. Oh wait, you already blew all your schools.

Nope, But I too have noticed that they seem to be too angry on us on /pol.

It's just poo in loo bantz lads

>I am taking the side of us "Allies" on World War idiot.
>implying im on your side
>implying was relevant in WW2
>implying india was not just a mass of land for the brits to fight for

>can't handle a little banter

DESIGNATED

Daily reminder that you're the same ethnic group as the pajeets.

>Implying Indians didn't fight both world wars
>Implying India wasn't the British colony which sent the most number of soldiers to fight in world war

>Can't handle own nuclear program

SHART IN THE MART

>Implying Indians didn't fight both world wars
>Implying India wasn't the British colony which sent the most number of soldiers to fight in world war

Literally about as relevant as the Chinese and still a colony kek

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>Can't handle own nuclear program
You seem really upset about this. Want to talk about it?

>mfw some ultrabuttblasted pajeet is trying to "bantz" back in desperate retaliation but fails miserably while everyone keeps laughing at him

holy fuck even the jews were treated better in gas chambers than this poor pajeet here, please make it stop

>Invades Iraq because of nukes
>Never found nukes there
>American intelligence
At least our army never faced such embarrassment

Glad you are learning about your future masters map.

Are they still working on their Indian Iron Man suit?

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>Invades Iraq because of nukes
>Never found nukes there
>American intelligence
At least our army never faced such embarrassment

>he thinks Iraq was over nukes

And you seem to be pretty obsessed about our street shitting. Wanna try?

>Desperate enough to make fake theories to save national embarrassment
Just like "JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS"

Pakis are just indian muslims who share the same ethnic background, why would you shoot yourself in the foot like that?

Honestly I like you poo in loos. All the ones I work with are bro-tier.

Thanks.

for the glory of Israel

>his nation worships rats
youtube.com/watch?v=MsnAtVybZ84

>Implying I'm a fucking poo.

Just calling it like it is. You're even worse than them though, because you're not just poos, you're Muslim poos in denial.

>SHART IN THE MART

Loo's stepin up they game.

Sorry for Creating Pakistan.

Now apologize for Ghandi.

at this rate indians will outlive germans and all of europe will be irradiated by the friendly muslim invaders

>his nation is run by rats

Yours worship fictional aliens and a carpenter nailed to a cross.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

Yes.

No one wants to try shitting in the street because everyone outside of India isn't a filthy animal. Fuck even animals shit in a corner. HOUSE CATS bury their shit. You filthy mongrels shit in a designated street.

youtube.com/watch?v=gjxxsmizym8
>rat catching is a job in india

>carpenter nailed to a cross
he's a jew too but they all use weird tricks to try and deny that fact

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Your daily reminder that on 10 June 2016, while undergoing a scheduled major refit of INS Vikramaditya, the converted Russian aircraft carrier in the Indian Navy (itself an Indian national embarrassment that is too big of a story to retell here) two people were killed by a toxic gas leak that occurred during maintenance work in the Sewage Treatment Plant compartment of INS Vikramaditya at Karwar. Two other people were injured and taken to the naval hospital.

India is literally losing a war against poo

My sides
India is so pathetic and disgusting. Sad!

Don't let these queefs get to you Pajeet, India is gr8 and so are you

Why would you even live?

I thank God every day he gave me a big dick. Those men are hoes!

>India is gr8 and so are you

Worshiping toilets

youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

India explain this. is this a mockumentary or are you fucking serious

It's not as bad as Pakistan.

Please enlighten me, apart from Americans which humans SHART IN THE MART!

>Steve Jobs reincarnated

How can nobody saw the irony of a fucking carpenter nailed to a wooden cross?

Pic Related

Thanks

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>tfw street shitting is set to become an Olympic event when Calcutta hosts the 2024 Olympics

>ambitions to shit on lunar surface

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1

synchronized shitting will be a sport by 2050

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1
Hahaha, they can't help it.
India what the fuck is up with your obsession with faecal matter?

There's a billion people in your shit country and not one of them is athletic enough to win an Olympic medal. Even fucking Puerto Rico won a medal.

India is by far the biggest embarrassment of a country in the entire world. It is a culture of filth.

>he didn't tilt the glass while the cow was pouring

Amateur

Indians are not Chinks
Sorry but
>>MEASURED

You Brits need to change the name of your news channel already. I can't take it seriously anymore.

what's wrong with the big black cock news network?

It's not our fault your obsession with black cocks has overtaken your life

Can an American with a 7incher go to India, whip out my dick, and have sex-starved Indian women start sucking on it?

It's a Pakistani proxy fag pretending to be Dutch

> smallest penises
> all stink
> weird, creepy and beta
> shitty culture, music and films
> women all have moustaches

I'm so glad I wasnt born an Indian