>drive your car
>see this
What do?
>drive your car
>see this
What do?
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Be sure to run over the white kid. Fucking cucks.
Pray to the Subaru gods and floor it.
Mentally note that I'll have to go to the car wash in the morning.
Floor it. Turn on windshield wipers.
pedal to the metal
Turn around
Cut my own brakes
Go back
Plead ignorance
Pedal to the medal and try getting the high score.
I am the Great Cornholio!
Turn 360 degrees and run them over
pic related
How many wrong turns do you have to take to wind up there?
But if you turn 360 degrees you'll be facing the other way.
The gas
I would reverse back so I had some good distance from them to catch enough speed to kill
Then turn around and him them again
Nice 2.0 here we go
leave the way i came. let them protest. if it's an illegal assembly, then let police deal with it.
why would you drive yourself into a lose/lose scenario? it's as brilliant as driving through a flood
Are you retarded? 360 degrees means your car would be upside down.
>medal
I have a bumper guard for a reason.
Stop and ask them what's the problem and understand what they're going thru have a barbecue and invite my whole family.
Press the accelerator
Black Lives Splatter
>honk
>honk
>drive over
>i honked, here's my dashcam
>he honked, guys
>tfw there's barely any rules on Russian roads
>we call them
>RULES OF NATURE
Turn into Moonman and floor it.
>slowly approach
>get them to pound on and attack my car
>floor it
>if that fails for whatever reason and I become immobile I draw my handgun and start magdumping
What choice do I have really? I have to mow them down or I risk having my shit kicked in by 20 niggers.
No he fucking wouldn't you idiot, he said 360° not 180°.
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Abruptly increase the amount of pressure from my foot onto the gas pedal
I'm too lazy to find a bait pic.
Could you do me a favor, pull up a bait pic on your computer and stare at it for a few seconds.
Thanks.
Turn around I haven't paid taxes on this shit.
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newfags.. lurk more.
I think there needs to be some sort of nation-wide law, where if people block the road (I.E. a protest in the middle of the road), you're free to run over them.
>being old enough to remember that shitty meme
These are always the best bait.
I genuinely can't tell if the burgers arguing about what 360 degrees means are being sarcastic or not???
wonder whats he white guy doing there
WE LIVE! WE DIE! WE LIVE AGAIN!
If you have a medical condition, you can!
There basically already is. Libcucks are too afraid though.
If an ambulance had to get through, they would just run these dindus over.
don't stop
My thoughts exactly, greatest ally
A lawyer fag posted previously regarding the topic on what you're allowed to do if I remember correctly.
>keep a slow steady pace
>honk horn repeatedly
>you'll either get through them if not then
>dindus will chimp out most likely hitting your windshield or window
>run them over
>get safe distance and call police saying you feared for your life
Also, I'm disappointed nobody posted the nice attack webm. It's what I would hope to do but not really plausible. :(
Welcome, newfriend.
Be sure to check out the 4chins gift shop on the way out
Peddle to the metal back to the liquor store
Accelerate.
Full speed ahead
>put car in 1st
>idle through
>floor it when they start smashing on my car
>possibly clutch in, redline and clutch dump aswell
Drive the other direction away from them. If they start hitting my car with the intent of harming me, then I'll spill nigger blood.
I knew that lift kit on my Jeep would come in handy one day.
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They're wearing masks, they look like literal highway robbers to me.
I fear for my safety as I push the gas pedal as far as it can go.
I call the police once I am safe and tell them there were threatening men with masks and holding things that might be weapons, and I feared for my life and had no choice but to drive through them.
>being young enough to be b&
>> american intelectucals
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>lock doors and windows
>drive forwards at slowest speed possible
>activate defensive fire when right in the middle of them
>if any of them pretend to get hit by the front of the car, I will drive over them slow enough that their shrieks last at least a minute and the others learn their mo'fucking lesson to NEVER prevent the common man from driving to the megamall.
>try not to get shot while doing this. hands up doesn't mean no weapon. people lie.
Wonder why there are so many negros in my 100% Aryan country
newfag KYM
Keep driving my car.
Accelerate
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>>activate defensive fire
I live near Ferguson and encountered this while driving outside their police station about a month ago maybe. Turned around. Their day will come.
I would be grateful that I have an old beat up farm truck with solid bumpers and lockers on my front and rear axle. I'd cut through the crowd like a flash flood through Louisiana.
Trying to blend in and not get enriched.
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There is. If protestors are blocking the road and you fear for your own safety by stopping your vehicle you're free to run through them if they choose not to move. In some cases you can actually sue them for any damage to your vehicle.
Oh, oh, oh, time to accelerate!
Australia always has top-tier bantz
Tell them the rich white neighborhood is six blocks that way and that they said to stop breathing up all their air with your big gorilla noses.
Is 30mph slow enough?
If you're crawling through that jiggaboo huddle you're done for, they don't make windows strong enough.
but my car likes water
and my bonnet loves to kiss niggas
Speed up.
*High Noon Intensifies*
>tfw Lucio ball will be gone soon
I'm having too much fun in it.
DEJA VU
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Some guy ran blm protestors over and was within his legal rights
Gotchu covered man.
Whitest man on earth has spoken.
Turn 360 degrees and drive away
Get close enough to almost hit them, take truck out of gear, and rack the pipes, watch a wild nigger stampede
t. Straight pipe v8 exhaust
I had a giggle m8
>pedal to the metal
you don't need to cut breakers, blacks who hide face -> robbery...
Ghost ride the whip
We still have 5 days, mate.
>tfw haven't got all voicelines i wanted
>tfw haven't got Mccree American skin
Drive through slowly, with pump action insecticide sprayer full of undiluted bleach.
I know you don't have much experience with them swiss bro but
>black = robery
FTFY
Plough straight through them.
I've only got the Lucio and D.va skins. I haven't been able to play as much as I'd like.
start historically laughing in their faces to the moment when they start hitting and smashing your car, then, with all your might, stomp on the gas pedal and drive them over. The insurance company will pay for the damages to your car and you will not go to jail because you were saving your own life from savaged pack of niggers who attacked your car for no reason. The cherry on top is you having experienced running niggers over and you being the victim in this scenario.
wish my car was wider
>hysterically
damn auto correct
If you turned 360 degrees you'd be facing the same way
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Yell Allahu akbar as I run them over
If arrested, claim to be Muslim to cause conflict between the groups.
Try to run over the white one.
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