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how is dayne relevant now?

preston

What is it?

they call me darkstar and i am of the night

wtf i'm canny for dany now

This season feels like a low budget revival of a beloved but cancelled-before-its-time series, with different showrunners and an entirely new script by new writers after the original one was lost in a fire.

>Dayne
Excellent taste.

>Finish watching a Game of Thrones
>decide to go to movie theater
>dress in my furs, boiled leather, and hauberk, befitting my status as a Northman
>fill my pockets with roasted capon, and Frey pie, in case i get hungry
>bring a skin of wine
>my mom drives me to the theater, but I pretend she’s a destrier since Ned Stark’s mom never drove him
>get in line to get my ticket
>speak in a clear and proud Northman voice
>the smallfolk distributing tickets clearly respect me, “Theater 3, ok?”
>”The North remembers!”
>witness what appears to be a Summer Islander accosting a fair maid
>realize she will reward me with her maidenhood for helping
>”Summer Islander, leave that chaste maid be. Are you of Jalabhar Xho’s tribe?”
>he looks at me confused: “Yo wat dis cracka talkin bout?”
>”You look strange without your feather-cloak, Summer Islander. Leave us.”
>try to keep up a brave face, but realize the pie and capon have leaked out of my pockets and are overflowing from my sweatpants
>”Yo dis cracka shit hisself!”
>Other Summer Islanders suddenly surround me
>Begin some sort of dance from their native isles, chanting “Woop there it is!”
>Not sure what IT is, I attempt to escape and summon my bannermen
>my cape gets caught on the door
>slam my head and wake up in an ambulance
>my mom is giving me a frustrated look: “No more watching Game of Thrones, user.”
>”It is known, mother.”

CAN'T SULLY HE TULLY is way better, it actually rhymes

How would you fix the Game of Thrones storyline?

By canceling it.

DAYNE?

GET EM ON BOARD ILL CALL IT IN

killing dany and everything in her arc, and sansa, add more new characters

based tully thread?

>Dany gets eaten by one of her dragons
>Jon dies in battle and is not resurrected
>Euron wins the Game of Thrones with Cersei as his personal sperm storage

Whoever made this pretty much chose the flagbearers to be le obscure and au contraire
>Dayne
>Tully
>Arryn
Especially Arryn. Like what is there good to say about Arryn?

Threadly reminder to pay homage to Ellie's feet:

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Have everything that happened post the red wedding be a dream and start over from there.

Kill Sansa, Daenerys, and Davos (Even though I like Davos). Then bring in Aegon. I'd stop Little Finger from being stupidly murdered. I'd make Varys a manipulator again. And lastly I'd also have Tyrion captured by the Lannister forces and put to death because he's just become too boring of a character and I believe his character arc is pretty much over.

The Arryn flag-bearer was the only good thing about season six.

Cut out Sansa in Winterfell, let her hang around in the Eyrie (so just skip her); in her place, more Bran magic training.

I'd also keep Aegon, Barristan running Mereen, ignore Arya, spend more time on Theon and do the GNC for the North.

Tullys have Radmure, Blackfish, based Hoster and qt wifes.
also the only house to care about the commoners

If these talks of spin-off series after GoT is done we need to see more of this guy. Pretty shitty they wrote him out, he should be Jons champion instead of bearloli.

>Martell and Based Bartheon not top tier
>White edgemasters are

>also the only house to care about the commoners
Edmure cared about the commoners, Catelyn wanted to kick them out of Rivverun. Just another reason why Catelyn is shit.

Cat is a stark now, she doesn't matter

I love House Dayne, but I also know that if I were 12 and wrote asoiaf fan fiction and made my own house it would be pretty much be House Dayne.

>Jon's anything
he doesn't trust Jon.

i just rewatched season 1 and it's fucking awful. actors haven't quite eased into their roles yet, dialogue is stilted and forced, special effects are laughable at best.

show's really come a long way

I wish Farage *would* try that shit on me. There couldn't be many things more satisfying than feeling the bones of his his inbred face collapse under my fists.

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That's pretty accurate and honest user. Remind me of pic related

House Dayne of High Hermitage is always relevant, user. Sometimes Dayne of Starfall manages it too.

Christ, this is some nice bait. I almost didn't see through it.

>How the actual fuck does Varys find Daenarys a good ruler?

The problems at Meereen aren’t Daenerys fault, the blame falls on the Ghiscari slavers.

You mustn't have seen Sephiroth Sand.

Travel back in time and make sure grrm won't even start writing this shit

>his classmates in the sand snek fighting academy

more like Gayne

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>I call it...Game of Thrones
Jesus Christ

>Force a complete culture change, and burn people alive
>why won't they cooperate, dumb Ghiscari

*tips fedora*

No Dany and no Arya

GRRM has decided he wants to have a cameo role, what do you cast him as, /got/?

Stannis lives and Dany slowly becomes more and more villainous as she has to deal with fighting Westeros. After all, she was brutal enough to the slavers, I have no doubt she'd treat lords and serfs any better.

And if we're talking show here, I'd rather have the High Sparrow still live and Jamie go through his redemption arc.

Idk how Cersei would avoid execution if the Sparrow didn't die, but I liked his character a lot.

You'd do nothing you skinny fat low test lefty. Farage would knock you around the room cunt.

A background character who is gay and we see is being defecated on.

how one episode focus 90% on sam in hogwartz
thenone episode focus 90% on cersei+jaime
Add 5 seasons, more characters, sand snek killing the martell king was just a dream sequence, Tyrells aren't extinct with her, we remember the other tyrells both those earlier shown in the show and in the books.
Add more characters, stop hiring expensive actors

The guy who gets killed by the first handgun invented, but instead of blanks the gun is loaded with actual bullets, so he dies.

fat male prostitute who specializes in cuckolding, i.e. he's just there to watch

Holy shit. This is way better than what I wrote. Fucking this. Also, just completely leave out Dorne. We don't need Dorne.

He would have been a good Manderley.

Old Sam in the final scene.
>Hey Gilly I decided on a title
>The Game of the Thrones
>and who are you

Yezzan zo Qaggaz

Sounds like a Dayne/Stark bastard.
True heir of Dawn and Ice. Also a warg.

time skip hot pie

seeing this guy evokes negative emotions in me

hate his face and his fatness and his gay little hats

The Bloodstone Emperor aka Azor Ahai

That Maester who was writing a book in the background of the last episode.

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Flashback Rhaegar.

no

Based Euron, a feminst utopia is a realist dystopia.

Bring in Dany's corruption arc
Uncuck Jaime
Uncuck Tyrion and the Eunuch
Kill Misandei and/or Gayworm
Kill sandsneks
Make Euron shit on Cersei instead of being her cuck
Kill/unmarysue Arya
Tone down Sansa's faggotry
Fix Littlefinger back to being the ultimate rusemaster

I would eliminate all taxes, and replace them with a 10% flat tax and a 24% sales tax.

woah

I don't get it

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> slavery
> culture

Fuck 'em, if the Ghiscari refuse to adapt they deserve to die.

If you consider asoiaf to be an anti-war series instead of a "feminist fantasy" it makes more sense too.

The whole "im good for the people!" angle of conquest devolves in the same way that populist socialism does or any other despot monarch.

Meanwhile the one true popular people's representative (the sparrow) at least survives a little longer.

That being said, I did like Stannis the most of everyone. I think he had the strongest claim, and would have been the best ruler. At least he knew to prioritize the North more than any lord in the entire series.

Its fucking pathetic how little they covered his death and its influence.

I wouldn't actually mad about that

This.
How come he hasn't had a cameo yet anyway?

Yunkai whore #354

he had one in the original pilot at dany's wedding

He'll call it ASoIaF. That's why the series isn't called that, would be too corny.

Interesting, didn't know that.

he was a fat cheese merchant kek

This is so stupid it's probably real

They cut his scene when they replaced Dany. He was a fat merchant presenting wedding gifts

i remember when that idiot kept posting this years ago

>Still farther east lie the so-called Thousand Islands, a seagirt scatter of bleak windswept rocks believed by some to be the last remnants of a drowned kingdom whose towns and towers were submerged beneath the rising seas many thousands of years ago. Only the boldest or the most desperate mariners ever make landfall here, for the people of these islands, though few in number, are a queer folk, inimical to strangers, a hairless people with green-tinged skin who file the teeth of their females into sharp points and slice the foreskins from the members of their males. They speak no known tongue and are said to sacrifice sailors to their squamous, fishheaded gods, likenesses of whom rise from their stony shores, visible only when the tide recedes. Though surrounded by water on all sides, these islanders fear the sea so much that they will not set foot in the water even under threat of death.

>slice the foreskins

nothing to worry about, it's just (((them)))

Where was that post from? I have a feeling that you just wrote it up in a pathetic attempt to make it look like anyone is bitching about the sand snakes dying. I really haven't seen any real Tumblr Twitter chimp outs.

t. feminist femanon

Fuck this faggotry, I'm going back to Hogwarts

where's baelish?

>btw I want to fuck your sister lol

NEW GAME

Search up your last name's Coat of Arms, if it has an animal that coincides with one of the GoT houses, that's what house you're in, if it doesn't have an animal, correlate it with the house colors.

Lannister master race reporting in

I don't have a twitter or Tumblr but if there was an actual freakout. Someone would have actually screen shotted a thread from those sites. There obviously wasn't, you autist but thanks for confirming you're just a splerg. And good riddance, the sand sneks were shit.

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I always wanted to learn more about Skagos

>antifa nigger in /got/

>tfw green and gold
guess I'm a faggot

Why doesn't Dany just fly her dragon to Kings Landing at night and roast Cersei? Her chambers are literally at the top of a tower and tyrion and varys should know its location

8/10 flag order
I hope white walkers pwn everybody in the show

Rickon is eating people there