Self defense in germany

I'm moving to germany for college
What's the best way of ensuring i don't get culturally enriched on the street?

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you're from fucking Guatemala cunt you'll be fine

raise your index finger and say : "soon, akhi"

don't go to the ghetto shitholes???

Ouch, this is bad. Moving from South America to Germany is quite a downgrade. I'd advice avoiding walking at night and avoiding certain neighbourhoods. Train stations are usually very shady in unpopular times. Restrain from mentioning the Armenian genocide.

There is no concept of self defense in Europe. If you are attacked, you are, by law, supposed to take it.

I can't take my guns with me cunt
And the army only taught me so much about hand to hand combat
I can't disable someone with a knife if i'm unarmed
I don't trust my odds in berlin
Danger could be everywhere, especially at night

Dude, Guatamala is 1000x more violent than Germany, it'll be a paradise.

If you see a group of sandniggers just give them the death stare. They are 170cm manlets and all bark no bite. Niggers are chill and friendly. If you look brown don't go to east Germany (except Berlin)

I understand that, but down here we are actually allowed to carry real weapons
I don't like the feeling of being defenseless

Mate you're from Guatemala, could it really be any worse?

Buy a pebber spray, it's very effective and costs like 5 euros

Fuck off, we're full asshole

Let me guess..You are moving to Berlin?
Double Fuck off

I am a german citizen you double nigger

Fuck off.
Latinos are hard working people, he's even going to college. He'll be a reward for Germany.

Racial nationalism is truly the worst. I understand being proud of your country, as a country, but the composition of people is irrelevant. Judge on individual actions rather than generalized beliefs.

Amazing who can call himself a german citizen nowadays

How does a country come to be? Doesn't a group of people make a culture and organize around it? Why are you not respecting those who built your country? Nah, you would just tear down all that because you want to be international or something like that. Go around the world, all cultures are americanized, even the natives. There will be no native cultures in 20 years.

You better fuck off because you have no idea obviously how the situation here in Berlin is atm

You sound like a parody of an American, They make this sort of condoms in South Africa that have spikes on the inside so you'd stick that on your ass and the guy trying to "enrich" you would put his penis in a trap (no pun intended)

Pleace stop talking about race
I'm german diaspora and a citizen of germany
I'm not just some wetback
Please, i just want to be able to defend myself

>Buy a pebber spray, it's very effective
I've heard mostly opposite. Got also sprayed with one, though it didn't hit my face directly. Unless what you have there is more vile that what we have, I would not count on that thing alone - it's only good against creeps, who are cowardly and not that dangerous in the first place.

Does it matter? Do you think your ancestors lived the same lives in 1900, before they got Americanized, as they did in 1000? Cultures develop, it's not necessarily a bad thing.

I bet 100% of the immigrants cause the problems and not just 10%?

Throw the 10%, rest are good for the society, especially as your native population is dwindling. You'll need them later on.

I don't know, I don't carry one. I have a few girl friends who do, though. It's illegal to buy in Denmark, so they go to Germany to get it, even though it's illegal to possess.
I support it, when you eventually get jumped by some creep, it's a good thing to have in your purse.

A discussion would be useless with you about that. Let me tell you this. There is a reason why almost all court clerks, policemen etc here in Berlin vote right-wing.

t. retard

Just get a gun licence isnt exacctly hard just join some hunting/sport shooting club and your good to go

Pocket knife or pepper spray

Can't carry a gun on the street

>Niggers are chill and friendly
ahahahahaha no. they are not. they already changed the face of german cities by night and are super aggressive.

Do you go out?
The situation is the same in Denmark. The immigrants are generally friendly and never do much of a hassle. Unfortunately the media tend to create a bias, where they portrait all immigrants as criminals, even though the criminals only make up a small part of the total volume.

Where do you live? I'm in Saarbrücken and have a couple niggers in my boxing gym who are all super friendly. I never heard of niggers causing any problems here. Most of the violent crime here comes from bike gangs who are german/turk for the most part

>when you eventually get jumped by some creep, it's a good thing to have in your purse
I just want to give a warning, that they should be ready to reach for something heavy in addition to that.
All the stuff that we can get here, including picrec, doesn't come to full effect immediately. So if some raging roid monkey (not a cowardly creep) were to come at you, he would have like 5-10 seconds or so to knock you on the head and cough and cry later.
They are really useful against feral dogs in areas where that's a problem, though.

just be yourself

>Guatemala

Your problem with will the skinheads. The Arabs will probably think you are one of them.

You're don't need to do anything man, it's Germany.

Generally though, for self-defence without a gun:
1. Get fit. You need to be able to outrun the average criminal. You should also be able to overpower them, but the former is more important.
2. Don't try to fight an armed attacker unless you're sure they intend to harm you.
3. Don't even try to run from someone threatening you with a gun (again, unless you think they'll use it anyway).
4. When you have to fight, try to disarm th attacker first. If they have a gun however, you should attack with full force and try to immediately incapacitate or kill them.
5. Get a retractable baton or brass knuckles. If you don't mind the potential legal consequences, a push dagger is more effective.
6. GTFO afterwards. Don't stick around to make sure they're alive. Probably avoid the police because they will just be trouble in most places if you've defended yourself with a reasonable amount of force.

(Bonus) If you've incapacitated the attacker and they're a gang member, either move for a few months or make sure they're dead. Get rid of the clothes you were wearing and the weapon, do so far away from the scene and where you live.

I'm not an expert desu but you pick these things up living in South Africa.

er ist ein schwäbisches inzestkind

Shit
How do i reliably identify gang members?

Turks will beat the shit out of you anyways

kill yourself you retarded fucking cuckold university student, you have no idea how much these shitskin subhumans have destroyed this country. the government made sure that even the small towns around the country got a taste of nigger cock, I can't go out a single day without seeing some ugly nigger walking around the street waving his welfare check.
the immigrants we get are a total drain on the economy, they don't work and never will.

>Note to self: don't ever go to South Africa

That's okay Brian. I've never seen a nigger waving his welfare check, or even boasting about it, and I assume I spent my time more around immigrants than you do.
Most of them contribute to society.

Unfortunately you usually can't unless you're a local. Sometimes it's obvious though, if they have lots of sketchy tattoos or something.

brown skin

Kek this too

Thanks man
I really feel for you guys down in south africa
stay safe

Do you live in Cape Town?
Will they fix the water issues before you hit "day zero"?

Thanks user. Good luck in Germany, I doubt you'll have any trouble.

No I'm in Johannesburg. I don't know if they'll fix it hey, it's very worrying. Apparently things would be fine if everyone stuck to the daily limit but so far that hasn't been the case. I think they might end up having to turn off the taps.

I heard some thieves recently stole all the underground water, beneath the parliament lul

I guess the rich don't give a shit though, they can just import water from other cities, while the poor will thirst

Fuck off.

Are you in Berlin?
If the answer is yes, you are buttfucked.
If the answer is no, you should be ok :DDD

>le berlin is dangerous meme
Ah how good is to see all those experts from Canada, Australia and US teaching about dangers of Berlin.

Rude
Yes, berlin

There are only 2 parts in Berlin you should avoid at night, Tempelhof and Kudamm. And only if you're oozing soy, if you look normal no one will fuck with you

Is the a Guatomato worried about safety when going to germany?

Just don't give out an insecure bitch vibe and you'll be fine

Uh lol OP its easy just listen to this
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make sure to bring a shotgun

t. Özgür Simsir

>I can't take my guns with me
You already sound more dangerous that Germany soyboys

>Germany is dangerous

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wtf I thought you guys were more intelligent

This is not everyday life and you will never run into such a situation without actively searching for it.
btw those sandniggers aren't that dangerous

That looks like fun

This is not true. Self defense laws in Germany are quite liberal.

t. mostafa al-jihad

>thinking you're better than sand niggers
You're all the same shit. Immigrants from poor countries.

Oh yeah, another one coming to Berlin

FUCK OFF.

I really wish i could prove otherwise, but if all you have to go by is my flag, you're right

Sandniggers feat the germanoid psychopathy. This is the reason why they act tough and don't leave the house alone.
They can't relax around our kind because they fear being killed or worse, forced to work and be a productive member of society.

You should just not listen to Sup Forums. Germany is safe, even for western Euro standards. Better than France or Britain, worse than Switzerland.

Self defense is illegal in Germanistan.

Thanks, friend

This doesn't even have anything to do with immigrants from poor countries, It's about people who come here because it's "cool" and "hip" while raising rents for berlin borns so they have to move somewhere else and turning the disctricts into completely different bullshit culture

I just want to go to college, man
I was raised with german culture and i wouldn't dream of bringing latin american """culture""" with me
I don't want to be an inconvenience, but i believe it is my right as a german citizen

Don't lie uncle fritzl

So, why Berlin then? There are many other colleges in other cities. Even way better ones than in Berlin. Really, just fuck off.

FU berlin is good for physics
I don't know why you're being so aggressive

Because you are just another invader.
Do you even speak german?

Yes, my whole family is german

Well if that is the case, you are in for one big disappointment.
You will never meet a more self hating people in the world.

when and why did your family move to guatemala?

Because you seem to know nothing about where you want to live and like
said, you're just another invader coming to Berlin, it doesn't matter if you're a german citizen or not. We are fucking tired of those people.

Equivalent force, but you are allowed to escalate. Id he attacks you with a weapon like a knife, you can also use one or even shoot. Thing is, having illegal weapons is not good.

But our law is sort of fair, a guy killed his brother with a knife because je was far bigger and choking him.

He was ..acquitted?

In the 19th century because they were given land for growing coffee by the government, just like 90% of german diaspora in this country
Then again in 1945 when the war was over and old Opa was released from the gulag
I'm sorry for trying to reconnect with my roots, you sad sad metropolite

Sorry for those guys, but it is Sup Forums. What do you expect?

Dir sollte aber klar sein das es evtl anders sein wird als du es dir vorstellst. Wirklich "deutsch" sind die kleineren Städte. Gerade Berlin ist Krebs. Abgesehen davon ist man halt politisch recht befriedet aufgrund der ganzen Erbschuld.

He is probably a real "Berliner" and they do get angry and emotional about the masses of people coming to Berlin, raising rental fees and changing the face of the city in a negative way for a reason. I am swabian and surely wouldn't be welcome either.
The massive hipster pilgrimage to Berlin ruins it.

Naja, ich war schon mal in berlin und ich finde es sieht viel besser als ander städte aus. zb stuttgart

Interesting, I just knew about the german diaspora in Brazil

This, but Berlin is not that dangerous, just don't go to the shady areas at night (Wedding, Neukölln etc). Good Luck!

Also Foreigners, visited my aunt and asked people for directions and the young people only spoke english. Asked an old lady instead. Small sample size, but still....

My sister lives in Wedding and it is ok.
Schau dir einfach kleinere Städte an wenn es dir um authentisches geht.

>from Guatemala
>Thinks German is more dangeroud lmao

>importing a nazi fugitive

For a real answer, self defense is obviously legal, it just has to be appropriate to the situation. I used to cary a padlock in my jacket when I was younger, to function as makeshift and legal brass knuckles. Now I just have a bic lighter along, they fit nicely in the palm of your hand (I guess a roll of coins would also work). In Berlin I'd recommend pepper spray, it's not that effective against humans, but there are potentially wild/stray animals that could attack you. All-in-all even Berlin, for it's size is fairly safe, don't believe the memes, you'll usually only get into trouble if you look for it (besides gypsy pick-pockets)
I hope you have a pleasent stay and good luck with your studies.

Some places in Berlin I'd suggest to visit:
East side gallery (art on the remains of the wall)
Meilenwerk in Moabit (lots of old cars and very fancy new ones)
Zitadelle Spandau (old star-fort, beautiful place for pic-nicks and a museum)
White Trash and the Bird for amazing Burgers and atmosphere

Thanks a bundle, my man

Lol. You are one of the people others will look out for. There is not reason for you to be scared or careful, others are scared and careful when they see you

Warst du vor oder nach 2015 dort?

Als ich letztes Jahr in Nürnberg war, habe ich auf 100 Araber und Afrikaner einen deutschen gesehen, das war schlimmer als die wiener U-Bahn, das will schon was heissen.

When Guatemala fears living in Germany it's because something is really fucked up.

why are new worlders so deluded

Dezember 2017
Hab aber nicht gemerkt, dass es viele neger oder araber gab

This, pretty much! Self defense brings into jail or you being brand marked as nazi.