What does Sup Forums think of Fairuza Balk?

What does Sup Forums think of Fairuza Balk?

Worst Witch

She looks like a witch. Very witchy look about her.

We think her face triggers you, Jason.

I like her. I met her irl when she was working in a new age bookstore a year or two after the Craft came out. She was a lot better looking in person. We had a talk about magic in video games and ended up talking about Gabriel Knight for about 15 minutes.

Aubrey Plaza before Aubrey Plaza

>1990s
>"we need to cast a weird, quirky girl for our upcoming Gothic teenage angst film."
>"I have the perfect actress."

Nice crap, Jai. You never leave the house.

Fairuza's skin is not as loose as Aubrey's skin.
Aubrey always looks like she's wearing a skin suit.

Popped one of my first boners to her in American History X. Ah to be young again

37 now and no prospects, eh? Wew

I don't leave the house anymore. I did back in the mid/late 90s.
I used to like going to new age stores. I didn't believe any of it, but the places themselves were always soothing and had that book+new age herbs smell to them.

NIGGER LOVER

>anymore
How many of them are there in Illinois, Jason?

absolutely disgusting human being

Yes. You really are. Nice to see you being so self-aware, user.

>reeeing

Hotter in Waterboy than any of the movies she's half naked in

She aged like fucking milk.

You've aged like rotting turds, Jason.

idk how old she was in port of call bad lieutenant but her body literally made me hard and movies dont do that
probably has to do with her strange face. shes by no means ugly

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I always felt weird while fapping to her. Like, a little guilty and ashamed.

Years latrer I figured out why. She looks a lot like Tim Curry in Rocky Horror. It's the mouth.

Now I want to see her doing
>Brad!
>Janet!
>Dr. Scott!

what? Is this just autistic drivel?

Your life? Yes.

I want her to bite my dick off and then laugh at me while I die

Tim Curry looks like THAT....

She's getting chinked right now

I would like to have sex with her if you know what I mean.

explain you cryptic asshole!

I only saw her in American History X. But she was pure kino.

Tell your mom youre out of your meds. Give me her number and ill text her anonymously for you.

I wish you would become deadkino

Copying things said to you. Wew.

Bad news, Jason. You DO live with your mom and you DO take meds for seizures.

Copying it back doesn't actually work lol

fairuza agreement xD

What did he mean by this?

>hasn't seen Waterboy

Aubrey's not a mixture of a sandnigger,turkroach and spic.

>Balk has stated that her father is of Romani and Cherokee ancestry, and that her mother is of Irish and French descent.
Ohh, that's why (((hollywood))) won't give her any roles.

>Jason
who? is this some e-celeb you hate or something? get a grip, mate.

crazykino

Nice reeeing, pedo.

I'm dah jokah baybee

nice projection. sort your life out.

Not even the guy you're replying to

prime Fairuza would've made a great Harley Quinn

I found her attractive when I was a kid.

I'm wondering if she was the one that started off my goth/punk chick attraction

fuckin decimated

Take your meds cloister

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So? I dont know what you are saying you should really take your meds bro :^)

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She's a sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvania?

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Still reeeing?

She looks unrecognizable to me

Balk has one of the most expressive face ever, they're almost total opposites

Jesus Christ she is ruined.

Why are you posting Juliette Lewis?

Can someone post that webm from American History X?

You know the one.

Fairuza vs Daddario smile-off