ITT: You hear it, you lose

These threads are always fun

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HEY DUDE, YOU GOTTA TICKLE THE PROSTATE, BRO

Checked and Keked

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Tomorrow I'll

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SSSSSSS AAAHHHH
SSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAHHHHHHH
SSSSSSSSSS AAAAHHHH

fuck

Who is this cum chum?

Good news, everyone. I've created a device that make you hear my voice.

But can the device make people hear the voice of me, Bender?

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shicka-du-shicka

MY NAME IS...

Yes, indeed. In fact, the whole crew can be heard through simple texts.

The whole crew huh?
Hey listen to me, I'm Leela and I'm always bossing Fry around.

That's not how it works, moron.

I am many things, Kal-El. You couldn't even begin to imagine half of them.

God fucking dammit.

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Hello, what's going on in here already? Are you talking about food?

Lost