Bullying

What are some fun times you've had while bullying some people you hated.

>Highschool
>Annoying gay kid that liked to complain about "gay rights" and how much he hated the "straight agenda"
>Bump into him in the bathroom
>There's a puddle on the floor
>Kick his feet out from under him when he steps into it
>He falls back onto his head really hard
>One-Hit KO
>Kick him in the head and spit on him for good measure
>Walk out
>Find a staff member
>"Someone had an accident in the bathroom!"
>Paramedics come and take him away
>"Thanks for letting us know, user."
>The fag is out of school for two weeks with a concussion
>His fag hags thank me for saving his life
>School officials ask me what happened
>"I walked in and found him unconscious on the floor, so I grabbed the closest adult."
>They buy it
>Gay kid comes back and he's really depressed
>Stops talking about "gay rights"
>Mfw

Wow you're pretty cool man

I am just old enough that when I attended school, if you were gay, you kept your fucking mouth shut about it.

Good! He deserved it. I used to call the ghetto blacks at my skool savages. When one attacked me after school I stabbed it in self defense.

Edgy

>autistic kids try to be cool

really impressed

Donald, get out of here, you have a campaign meeting in 10 minutes

I got suspended for two weeks because I would regularly lock this manlet freshman in the locker.

He tried to stab me with scissors once

>suck dicks for fun
>still hate floppy wristed screeching faggots
>approve of this message

Classic.

I was the bully of the bullys. I stood up for the lower students, and making sure the focus of the bullys was on me
A few fights happen, etc.
What did it get me? The same fuckers I protected attempted to shit all over me, to become more popular.
I ended up being a Bully to everyone after that, seeing how good deeds just made me a target. I began fucking up the scrubs at every moment, always telling them after their beating that
>I was on your side, but you just had to fuck with me, huh
I fucked up anyone who even gave a giggle in my direction. I became a loner, and made sure it stayed that way. I fought for the under dog, and they pissed on the Olive branch I offered. Happy as all Hell when I would step up to defend them, but like anyone else you help, they kept thinking how they DESERVED better, wanted to be more popular. So, they tryed to fuck with me. I have no regrets about these little fucks who most likely killed themselves after being beaten down by a protector, and then ripped on by the popular kids for getting their asses kicked.
Sometimes, the Bully is created while trying to do what's right.
The road to Hell is set on the deeds of good men.

>middle school
>annoying autist fag who thought he was Chat and his shit didn't stink
>I leave school and wait for the fuck to walk home
>A good hour and a half he comes walking up, I am sitting on the side street I know he has to walk by
> I start talking shit to him
>before he can drop his back pack I rush him and smash his face with my fist, he goes down like a sack of potatoes, I give him a few more good licks, then proceed to my little hideout and smash drink a bottle of mad dog.
Don't pick on me or I'll smoke you when you ain't looking.

Bunch of cool guys in here

if i pull that off, would they die?

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>manlet freshmen
No excuse for a 14 year old not to be fully grown....

I wanted to give a friendly punch on my friend's shoulder once but he ''dodged'' it and received my fist in his face.

Bleeding ensued was really fun.

Wow, niggers got internet access too?

>be me
>6th grade
>recently moved back to mexico
>only bilingual kid in school
>bitches love it
>group of jellu bullied constantly harass me in the school yard
>throw paper planes at me, spit at my direction
>"chinga tu madre pocho"
>one day get fed up and call out one of them
>meet after school
>get lucky, step on his left foot during the fight, while simultaneously landing an uppercut
>dude slips, falls backwards
>its fucking over
>get on top, begin hammer action
>dont stop until dude stops moving
>his friends all standing around are shocked
>i get up, walk away, no one says anything
>never get bugged again, people assume im a good fighter
>never have another fight
>reputation follows for the majority of my school life

Feels fucking great phamalam.
Fuck bullies

>5th or 6th grade
>Annoying nerd Jew won't STFU
>Sucker punch him in the stomach in the middle of class with the teacher in the room
>He curls up in a ball and starts crying
>I pussy out and ask him not to tell the teacher. It worked.
Fucking Joel, that flamboyant kike faggot.

>Fuck bullies

A lot of qt3.14's do.

>>gorgeous blonde blue eyed qt3.14
>finally asks why I am not dating herè
>ask her to describe herself
>covertly type her words into porn site with BBC appended
>show her search results
>btfo
>that's you slut
>why would I ever need human pussy
>million sluts who look just like you
>fuck off
>mgtow
>do the same to nigger whore 1 week later

I was always a protector of bullies, but one doofus really asked for it.

>brother/sister formerly homeschooled arrive in high school in 10th grade
>sister is qt and quiet
>brother is a gay (or just extremely effeminate) weeb sperg
>dresses up like fucking Naruto one day
>me and friends cringing hard
>in 2005 edgelord fashion, mutter "remember pearl harbor"
>one friend writes my phrase on a flood relief flower you could buy for Indonesia or somewhere as a fund raiser
>another friend delivers it to him
>all 3 of us end up in the office
>possible 10 day suspension
>vice principal was an ex marine
>milk dat fuckin pity
>vp gets hyper emotional
>this is it, I'm fucked
>"user, you know why I will never own a Mitsubishi?"
>"THEY MADE THE PLANES THAT KILLED OUR BOYS"
>dude is on the verge of tears
>tells me to keep my opinions to myself
>got off on a phonecall to parents instead of suspension
>mom is patriotic as hell and doesn't give a fuck
>Murica fuck year

Shame his qt sister hated me from then on out. Would have loved to sniff her ass.

Wow you guys r so cool and not huge fags at all.

ITT: outrageous lies

this happened

this definitely happened

I went to a private school. No gays, no blacks, nobody ever get into serious trouble. Very strict. The dean of discipline would carry a tape measure with him to see if our ties were the proper length. We would get detention if they were too long or short.

>elementary school
>around the age of 9-10
>black kid who spurts out swear words and acts like a gangster
>he is actually autistic too
>kid asks to play cops and gangstas and we agree
>we are the police of course
>he starts running and my friend gets upto pace with him and smashes the back of his head into a pole
>no one saw
>freaki,g out he isnt moving
>drag him over and bury him under the molch
>never heard from him again
>friend literally kills homself from the guilt

it would be extremely pantsu

Where do the stars come from?

I just remembered once freshman year I punched a faggot kid in the face for gossiping with some girl instead of listening to my orders on a project. He killed himself during college.

>I was the bully of the bullys. I stood up for the lower students, and making sure the focus of the bullys was on me

Yeah, I white knighted for the bullied as well...Unless the kid needed a bit of bullying for his own good. I would step in before it became too much, however.

>molch
>homself
stop thot

Sup Forums gold pass, the number is the seniority level of your membership

>says the one who is on a japan proxy

This is something that actually happened and the op is definitely not a faggot

When did they introduce the stars and how do I get grandfathered in at the top rate?

Some kid was bullying me once in highschool, so I shoved him against a table really hard and he slid across and fell off the other side.

It as pretty funny, everyone left me alone after that.

you think I would put in the effort to use a proxy? It would be more productive to learn to shitpost better.
no, I live here.

It's a recent thing, couple of days ago I think. Send Hiro a PM and tell him your reg date and the email addy you used to register and he'll get you fixed up with the appropriate number of gold stars to get you where you need to go.

>tells me to keep my opinions to myself

this is the biggest problem with the United States. Conservatives are always told to not discuss politics. We need to start being loud vociferous assholes to combat the programming done to our children at college.

I even found the fuckers on WoW, and went alliance just to hunt them down in game. Their was no escape.

Kek

>Pushed a kid off his new mountain bike on Christmas

>stole some beta fags gf in front of him

I was the kid that usually stood up for betas but I bullied a few times

Annoying kike kept taking people's food during lunch, and his fat friends protected him from any backlash.

One day I corner him in the locker room and tossed him into the shower. Poured some delousing powder on his head and roughed him up a bit. Some lardass Slav and burger then beat me up and told the Dean that I was trying to kill that faggot. I just wanted to scare him into transferring schools.

True story.

Are we being invaded by Reddit again?

are we ever not?

Shut up you dont live in JAPAN. I bet you are a weeb or some pedo looking for easy american sucks. Kys

Anti shill effort maybe? Has hiro realized Sup Forums was a shit investment?

WAIT WHAT?

I was that KID!

Byron from Sophomore year?

YOU SON OF A BITCH IS THAT YOU?

You are the reason I started to lift weights.

I got SWOLE for you.

I went from a Twink to a Bear. Just.Because. Of. You.

Where do you live now bitch?

I put grape nerds on the floor. Then told a kid they were mouse turds and made him eat them. This was over twenty years ago and I still remember his tear stained face as he pleaded with me, and the dull look in his eyes when his spirit broke and gave in to my demands.
Shit was so cash.

Apparently the parents wanted to press charges, so if I immediately went out of his office going KILL ALL NIPS, it could fuck him too for letting us off.

And he's kinda right. Unless tasked in a debate class or something, students should really just sit down and shut up. I was briefly a teacher, and it fucking sucks because parents and students run the schools these days.

>be me
>7/10, 5"11 by 7th grade
>group of probably 5 friends
>all were okay except for (((one guy))) , let's call him Kike
>Kike was a total manlett with a huge napoleon complex
>always tries to break my balls to get a reaction
>deal with his shitty insults for 6 months
>finally decide to fuck him up good
>golf unit in PE class (private school)
>realize this is the perfect opportunity
>partner up with Kike
>"Hey Kike let's go to the back field"
>he actually does it the absolute madman
>stand behind him as he takes the first swing
>smash him on the side of the head with a 9 iron
>piss on his pants for good measure
>tell the teacher that he "stood too close when I swung"
>everyone believes me
>Kike is hospitalized with a concussion
>everyone is calling him pee-pants
>he gets ridiculed by everyone so bad that he has to switch schools
>mfw

>Jewish kid calls me fat in locker room in middle school
>pin him to lockers by the throat and his eyes water
>tell him not to fuck with me
>lose hella weight over 4 months
This didn't even have anything to do with my antisemitism, I was a normie until maybe college or mid high school

>be me
>swiss equivalent for college
>annoying paki teen is messing with everyone
>whole class is beta as fuck, nobody stands up to him but teachers know there is a problem and hate him too
>one day we study hearts in biology
>teacher brings us a dozen sheep hearts to cut open and look at, pretty advanced stuff
>have autistic idea
>steal a heart put it in a plastic bag and hide it with my stuff
>stage some sperg fit while cleaning up so nobody notices missing heart
>go back to lockers
>notice paki is busy fucking up some beta faggot
>get out my treasure and toss it as far back into his locker as possible
>he doesn't notice it. success.
>skip 3 days ahead
>still hasn't noticed
>next day I check during one break and it's still there and smelling oddly
>more action needs to be taken
>speak to teacher after another day
>"paki guy is annoying as usual and now his locker smells weird"
>teacher investigates
>see him run down the corridor gagging
>mfw the sandnigger gets called into headmasters office and doesn't come back anymore

Press charges for what?

and yet you will always be known as 'the pussy who suckerpunched some guy from behind with a golf club because he couldn't man up in a 1v1'.

The gold pass has some neat features

hate crimes

>c. 2002
>9th grade
>I'm an actually normie, nice, quiet, study hard, qt3.14 blonde girlfriend, etc.
>not a lefty but not a Sup Forumsack
>arshole wigger picks on people
>mum's a crackhead whore, section 8 housing, etc
>dad's in jail
>classic loser-bully story
>similar friends, he's friendly with me but always likes to fuck with me
>starts trying to do that blow torch thing with a lighter and axe spray
>shows me his knife collection and tries to intimidate me
>forgets I knocked a blackie out for pulling a knife on me
>gym class in locker room
>tries to push me
>I'm not an autist but this was "autisticrage".jpeg
>I'm 5'8", 140 lbs
>he's 6'4", 200 lbs but a weak shit
>grab him by the throat
>lift him up and throw him against pic related
>turn on the water while chocking him
>punch him in the face for good measure
>he turns blue
>hockey buddies tear me off of him
>he tries to play it off like a joke when he regains his breathe but no one is buying it
>everyone is impressed with/shocked at me but remain well-respected with the jocks/whites/populars b/c I fucked up a bully and a race traitor

dude stole from the lcbo high on coke and I think is in prison now. good riddance.

Against weebs?
Can you retards at least think your gay ass roleplays through.

one time I totally pranked this faggot at my school. I convinced him that I was gay and totally into him so we started dating and stuff and after a couple dates he lets me fuck him in the ass and for like a month we just fucked like rabbits. I'm talking 10+ times a week and I barebacked him every single time! Joke was on him though cause I had purposely contracted HIV before so after a month when I was sure I had infected him I told him in front of everyone in the lunch room that he was a faggot and I was just pretending to be gay to give him AIDS. the little faggot ran out of the lunchroom crying and literally everyone was cheering. Best senior year ever.

I live in japan. You jelly fatty boom boom?

>Let's a weak kike bully you into losing weight.

>tfw had a manlet dindu nigger bother me throught high school.
>never dared too beat him up because his cousin was a big guy

...

Congrats on JET or the military.

Kek

ITT: Things that never happened

damn bro! Tell more.

>mad dog
I would drink with you user

Made fun of short kid in class. He shoves me in 8th grade bio class. Turn around and punch him so hard that his lips get stuck in his braces. 2 week suspension where I just chilled at home and played wow.

How do I be cool, like you? Please teach me the art of being Muslim!

This story is Southern Ontario as fuck.


Good read Bud.

>Kick his feet out from under him when he steps into it
>He falls back onto his head really hard
>One-Hit KO
>Kick him in the head and spit on him for good measure
>His fag hags thank me for saving his life

This is too good

>>I was on your side, but you just had to fuck with me, huh