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Why are mutts so obsessed with norgay? We have nicer nature in sweden

Scenery is much butter in Norway's if i want Forrest's I'll go to Finland

Give me refugee bux and I'll come.

muh hurritage :)

norway has better fjords.

pic related is the only "real" fjord in sweden. not quite as impressive, is it?

nature aside, the redditor in the op pic is a fucking retard. people left because they were poor as fuck. liking countries back then wasn't based on meme factors like "beautiful views". it was based on material needs. his family left because they hoped to get a better, less miserable life in america. and judging by how entitled and delusional their descendant is, it seems like they succeeded.

el coleccionista de los genes

>reddit
Get the fuck out.

>your entire family hasn't been there ìn over 100 years, not considering all other branches
>"""""""""""""""""""return""""""""""""""""""" to Norway
Gas all heritagefags

>top kek guys check out this river with some trees along it

Almost as bad as the bulgarian "guyssssssss check out this mountain with trees hehe so freakin' awesome bro bulgaria is the most beautiful ;)"

> it was based on material needs. his family left because they hoped to get a better, less miserable life in america. and judging by how entitled and delusional their descendant is, it seems like they succeeded

Now this is how you do a a social analysis. Read and learn.

I'd be a bit surprised if the Redditor is really that stupid.

"I can't imagine why they left!" should be interpreted as "I find this place beautiful and wish I could leave here myself" -- not actual bewilderment as to why one's ancestors may have emigrated.

It's probably just rhetoric.

Fucking heritagefags

Notice how amerimutts brag about their heritage only if their ancestors were from certain countries like England, Ireland, Norway, Germany, Spain and Italy?

They would never say my ancestors were from India or Africa simply because it is not worthy to brag about.
Ironically that a lot of arabs after immigrating to US called themselve to be Italian and their descendants think they are of pure italian blood.
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Fucking americans, can't live without some sort of attentionwhoring.
Anyone who does it is a shitty person that have no contributions to be proud of.
Pathetic goblinoids

>be me in December
>in a hostel in Mumbai
>been in India for nearly two years, just stopping by to visit some friends before flying home
>bit sick
>laying in the dorm all day and doing my work
>American girl checks in
>can hear her blabbering at the reception desk all the way from my bed
>"WOW YOUR ENGLISH IS SO GOOD"
>comes into the room trailed by two drooling 30-year old Indian men
>they ask where she's from
>"I'm from the United States, but, like, I'm Greek-American, actually"

>mfw

Wow they met they're ancestors :)

>first of my family to return to Norway in over 100 years
>I don't know why they left

Fuck heritagefags and fuck this cloudy hellhole.

I think the funniest thing about this pic is that the username is white eskimo

IT WAS A ONE WAY TICKET

They left because it was a poor shithole back then.

My grandpa wants a Viking funeral in Norway when he’s gone. To join our fathers on the way to Valhalla.

We have a boner for fjords and mountains. A lot of our Scandinavians settled in flat wooded areas with lakes and Norway is very different from that, Sweden not so much.

It is so cringy.
Tell him his funeral will receive a lot of upvotes on reddit

>muh heritage

Why do Americans do this?

Why do Americans do this?

Tell him to get a normal one.

What is so cringy about loving your place of origin and ancestral culture? Do you even carry any meaningful connection to the Elder Days of Russia? The winds of the north call out to me

Tell that senile bastard we don't do those anymore.

Imagine if the guy who made this post is actually brown pajeet 1/16 norwegian.

>Notice how amerimutts brag about their heritage only if their ancestors were from certain countries like England, Ireland, Norway, Germany, Spain and Italy?
They do it for everything even Ukraine and Romania.
>They would never say my ancestors were from India or Africa simply because it is not worthy to brag about.
>Africa
You've never heard of African Americans?
>India
Most are immigrants or the children of immigrants and they definitely identify as Indian.

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I don't care what those barbarians worshipped.
Neither I care what people worship nowdays.
It is not like I am against it but that's just silly.
Everyone should decide what he wants to do out of his beliefs on his own without influence of his 'ancestors'

>your place of origin

>The winds of the north call out to me
"and we proud norwegian-americans replied" vocaroo.com/i/s1u3gA0xBozc

Pretty sure Norway like here doesn't allow funeral pyres anymore.

your ancestors who emigrated from norway were devout christians. they would be horrified to see their descendants regress to paganism.

Maybe so, but it’s what he’s interested in doing.
Damn. The commies really killed your sense of romance and heritage. If you don’t care about your past, you’ll have no future.
My mistake. I forgot that it’s prayer time for Allah.

And their ancestors would be horrified to see them regress to the faith of the white christ.

American user vonfirmed to be smarter than Swedish user.

their ancestors aka le based vikings were the ones who converted in first place. it made it easier for them to deal with people on the continent, and it gave women and ordinary people better lives. in pre-christian norse society, the majority of all people were thralls, and they were treated like animals. after christianisation, thralldom was abolished, and these people could become free peasants instead. consequently, the majority got a higher living standard.

I'll tell you why, without Oil it's basically poor as fug

>They do it for everything even Ukraine and Romania.
Not Russia though
skibinsky.com/no-russian/

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My point still stands.

>”Hey King Bjornson. If you worship Jesus then I’ll give you shekels from Rome & Greece. And your reign is enforced by God himself instead of flimsy relation to Odin.”
*$HA-$HING*
>”Hey mann, we are all team Jesus now! So throw away your idols or I’ll fucking kill you.”
>K

;-)

Do him a cheeky Viking funeral but while he's still alive on his deathbed

>cheeky

stop using br*tish english. Fucking travesty of a people and language

This is actually false.

I'm sure the thralls who were freed felt very oppressed by christians. I'm also sure that the women who could now pursue careers (in monastaries) for the first time also felt very oppressed.

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not him but what else goes on up there

t. knows nothing of our history

We were one of the 8 or 9 richest countries in the world before the oil. If by that we were poor, then I guess you are poor now.

What is this? A Norwegian hate thread?

Is this bait?

no, it's another demonstration of american ignorance and muh heritage thread

our diasporafags are some of the proudest wewuzzers in America

youtube.com/watch?v=CimKkt4sle0

oh yes, yes, always american ignorance sure, you're all very special flawless people,

ha, arrogant prick

I don't hate Norway though :(
im poor

t. doesn't have an idea of what he's talking about

Do you consider Stipe Miocic Croatian or American?

First time i hear of him, not really into UFC
He's an American of Croat descent

americans telling other people about their country usually is ignorant drivel yes

that's how you'd like the conversation to go

People who brag about heritage have not accomplished anything in life so they live in the glory of their ancestors, sad!

I don't get why people hate on americans for being interested in their heritage. It's perfectly normal. I care about my heritage too. It makes even more sense that americans care about it because of their history. When their history is basically colonialism and migration then it begs the question "where exactly did my ancestors come from"

It's just that they are more obnoxious about it.

Norway has fucking SEALS? no
Finland has fucking SEALS? YES

What? Of course we have. Tons of seals.

We have more seals and therefore are a better country.

≥people don't eat raw seal in his country

>people don't hunt whales in his country
Haha

disgusting

VERY DISGUSTING
YOU'D BETTER STAY IN YOUR OWN WATERS TO DO IT CUNT

We are.

>Cлaвa Pycи
Ya think you're Spartans or somethin'?

Russia is B-I-G did you knew that we have S-E-A-L-S?

Fine. Eat your Minkes if you must. I really do think that whales are some of the more intelligent and amazing animals on the planet and shouldn't be eaten though. I mean they have discernible language. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

>thralls
Yeah because Christians didn’t have slaves
>women
Women liked staying home and having babies

Seems like you know a little bit about our hunt, so maybe you also know that we are paying close attention to their numbers, which is always great. They are so plentiful that it's not a problem whatsoever. Whether they are smart for being an animal is not much of a matter I think. I agree whales are smart, particularly Orcas which is my favorite animal. Pigs are smart too, I still eat them.

>Yeah because Christians didn’t have slaves
one of the first things they did in the north was to abolish thralldom. this is a historical fact.

>Women liked staying home and having babies
and yet, many of them joined christendom of their own volition. it doesn't seem like they enjoyed the pagan life as much as you like to imagine.

>this is a historical fact.
no no no you don't understand, he's Scandinavian-American, he probably knows more about your country than you do probably

Old and outdated. Britan relies more on oil and gas than us.

god I fucking hate yanks

limey #19284340 doesn't like me!

You were wrong, now you should be ashamed.