Women lies thread

Post women lies.

>"I wear these TIGHT PANTS to WORK OUT with (doing squats for 15 min/week)"
>"These pants are STRETCHY and COMFORTABLE for training, superior to normal training short s.
>"I absolutely do not wear these pants to look sexy or because everyone else has them on Instagram "

>post women lies

"I love you for who you are and not your money!"

Size doesn't matter

You know you can go fuck you thread for using such a tiny fucking image FUCK YOU

>I'm not hungry, but go ahead and enjoy your fries.

>"I love you"

>posting a thumbnail
shameful

>>>/r9k

THIS

>I don't have AIDS

Heavily sorry about that

"He's just a friend"

Leggings are comfy tho

Cunts also tell strange basic lies. Like my mom and her sister(and I assume other cunts do it too) when they want to go to a movie or a store or whatever she'll tell her husband "our kid wants to go do x" so that it's not like she is the one with the idea. And they'll lie and say people said things they didn't. Weird ass shit. Bitches and hoes.
But those leggings like that are fun to wear. I bought one looks like jeans.

I saw a girl with the cutest ass today. So round and juicy, but not very wide. It wasn't a typical ass but it was so hot, getting a boner remembering it. She was wearing track pants.

>She is so beautiful.

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Neat

Yeah most girls squatting at the gym are not training anything

There is one at mine gym who moved 20kg up in something of a year

>i wear makeup for myself not others
at home no trace of makeup

feelsbadman.jpg

>I want you to show more compassion/empathy (reveal your weaknesses to me so I can control you more easily)

Honey, you won't ever earn the right to make demands of me. "fuck me" is an exception but it will be treated like a request.

Literally no ass

>"It is normal for a girl to do that to a guy's anus. Everyone in a relationship does it"

i fell for this one

>I don't have feelings for him anymore!

Yoga pants do look comfy as fuck though.

>Swede complaining about women looking attractive.

>thinking a woman truly means that

What's wrong?
>Nothing

"Come back in 5 minutes I'm just out the shower"

"I won't tell a soul if you let me go"

my fucking sides
classic

Did she stick a finger up your butt? Did you like it?
>Yoga pants do look comfy as fuck though.
They are. Go buy a pair and try them, they're cheap and fun to wear.
But cunts are definitely not attractive in them. Cunts should never wear pants.

you're the problem, how about you fuck off to the nearest club and spend your hard earned cash on buying her drinks and get nothing in return

>I'm just not interested in a bf right now.

>gets bf a week later

Literally everytime

Why did you download the image 7 times you autistic faggot?

Well that's just not fair of you at all

You don't believe in true love?

Well if you think about it men should wear skirts and women should wear pants. We are the ones with testicles.

All women should be required to wear burqa, then we would not have issues such as this.

I was not ready for this. Goddamnit bro

ITT forever alone beta cuckolds strawmanning women when men lie a lot more often and their lies impact a lot more people

>Tyrone has been coming around so much because he likes to help me with my scrapbooking projects

I've been spending way too much time in my (cuck) garage on woodworking projects lately.

Holy fuck, this.

my sides

Yep. Had an ex that claimed that all the time, same thing with how she dressed.

>I will never leave you

>I don't like him like that!

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>Well if you think about it men should wear skirts
Only if they are cute though.

that's because they're a stretchy thin piece of fabric

>i m only friend with my ex

two of the biggest liars in modern history

Hillary Clinton and Angela Merkel

Their lies have impacted most of the world at one point or another.

Go fuck yourself.

>A canadian pretending to be an alpha male on Sup Forums

Please, you have no friends, you have no life, how only have this weird friend and all you do is jack off infront of your shitty computer

It doesn't matter if a woman lies, since you shouldn't be using them as a source of knowledge.

>>"I wear these TIGHT PANTS to WORK OUT with (doing squats for 15 min/week)"
>>"These pants are STRETCHY and COMFORTABLE for training, superior to normal training short s.
but this is true im a guy that wears them.

>"NO PLEASE STOP IT HURTS HELP HELP"

Implying I don't own a kilt from my days in a pipe band

>Inb4 bag puffer, I was a drummer