I wanna fuck Snoke's neck

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Use lube user

so this bad guy is Tilda Swinton from Dr Strange film?

He's just an old white dude... Okay

Does he need a voice box and microphone to talk?

/ourguy/

>A
>FUCKING
>PAJAMA

>Neck literally looks like a trunk of old tree

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>white "people"

I can't think in any way to save this new trilogy without the "rey is anakin and snoke is plagueis" theory

Should've made him an alien of some sort.

do we know for a FACT that this guy is going to lose though? maybe he wins in the end? I'm so excited to maybe find out what happens! will I? I don't know!

HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh nononononono


PFFFFTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHHA


LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>A WALKING FLESHLIGHT

>the gold outfit
THE FUCKING LEAKS IS TRUE THE FUCKING LEAK IS TRUE HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE IS GOLD MEMBER OH MY FUCKING GOD IT IS ACTUALLY TRUE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jews really are crafty huh.

>He was just some old fuck named Snoke all along

Should've made him Plagueis

Wow, what an intimidating villain NOT

finally a guy i can relate with in new star wars

THE DARK SIDE IS FAST, FAST DON'T LIE

>Rey gets double bladed lightsaber
>Rey is a Kenobi
>Rey and Kylo find out Snoke is the master of Jar Jar
>Rey and Kylo eventually sex uniting the families
>All Finn and Chewie scenes or Finn and Poe scenes are like a buddy-cop movie

>the leaks were true
HE WILL LITERALLY DO IT FOR FREE AND ALLOW THE BOARD TO BE FULL OF SPAM AGAIN EVEN THOUGH THIS WILL BE WORSE THAN TFA

According to the original TLJ sketch he's blonde. Which characters were blonde in orginal trilogy and prequels?

Holy shit. Jar Jar facial reconstruction confirmed.

>the final boss of nu-Star Wars is a white fucking male
How shocking...

>there were PEOPLE who HONESTLY THOUGHT that this was just a cheap Chinese knockoff toy, and Snoke couldn't have looked that bad!


STAR WARS FANS STOP DOING THIS TO YOURSELVES

Snoke is a new character you daft fuck. Stop it with this "OMG SNOKE IS LUKE FROM THE FUTURE" bullshit.

>snoke is a skywalker

Luke

Snoke is a clone of Luke.

>SNOKE IS LUKE FROM THE FUTURE

OMG IS THIS TRUE?

No

He's Bigger Luke

i read the leaks back when they happened but is there somewhere i can read them again?

Jesus fucking christ

>someone actually thought this was a good design for the main villain of the Star Wars sequel trilogy
>Disney actually signed off on this

The Jedi youngling that called Anakin master before they were all slaughtered.
Or so Anakin thought.
That youngling grew up to become Snoke.

find the leaks and read them
hes essentially a vampire like guy that can even switch bodies

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It's fan fiction at this point

I haven't been keeping up with my lego leaks this year what's the source

>make star wars episode 7
>have a character that existed during the clone wars
>have him be unknown and let people wait 2 years to find out his true identity
>"Let's design him to have similar scars to Vader so fans can pretend it's Vader"
JJ is so fucking pathetic

That's how I keep feeling about these new movies too, they just feel like a bad EU fanfic now to the point of copying the premise of each original film just with new OC donut steel characters.

tell that to snoke's fucked neck

This will only be interesting if he takes over Rey. If he takes control of Kylo the mary sue will just beat him and it will suck

rey goes dark side
kylo goes light side
snoke is a red herring
luke is the real villain
screencap

Lame, that's Sidious of the novels, also why he's still living in a fucked up body like that?

>muh darth vader
Literally designed as a fucking second grade thug. Fuck off.

Jon Snow?

>Goldmember gets struck by lightning.

Fuck would that be bad ass
Minus Luke villain

It's pretty fucking terrible but I don't think it's nearly as bad as turning star wars into some kind of boring political drama slash farcical cartoon comedy slash poorly written melodramatic love story

I kind of feel bad for Episode 8's director having to deal with JJ's shitty clusterfuck of a story and characters.

Dude this is Disney you are talking about. The movie series will end with Rey being the most powerful person in the universe as she defeats Snoke and every person in the galaxy worships her

no it's worse shill

He's always had to wrestle with the duality of the Force.

I love that designs made for Star Wars videogames are miles better than what Disney could come up with

Luuke?

>we need a guy who looks like palpatine to fit the role of palpatine
>ok how about this guy? he's basically palpatine except he's a bit fucked up on the side of his face

you're right, they will milk it till the end of the end of the end

>Bland focus group retellings
>worse than I HATE SAND

>inb4 Snoke is just Luke pulling an "I'm secretly a nasty bastard" sheev routine.

game(s)?

>When the only thing that your diet consists of is sherbert

>I'll finish what you started
>yfw he was talking about bringing balance to the force by killing Luke who went to the dark side

What if there is a smaller Han Solo?

Ironside?

Neck game 100

“I asked Rian Johnson about Snoke—Who/what is he?—and Rian was fairly up front in saying that Snoke is not a character he particularly gets into in TLJ. Hmmm.”

POTTERY

Oh god his winky is going to be a lightsaber isn't it?

main villains of Jedi Knight 1 & 2

I've seen some autism before but holy shot this is on a whole other level

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yes exactly. McGregor and McDiarmid by themselves are better than that shit

If we "fix" Snoke's scarring, does that give us any hints to his identity?

Bald guy looks like Mark Proksch.

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>need to make everything Sup Forums

is there anything bill nighy can't do lads

holy shit
He would actually make a pretty cool sith lord

he actually does look great - plus, consider he is 7 feet tall

you manlets are just jelly

Jerec isn't in either

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Now put his face into that app that makes people look younger

t. Snoke

>"HELLO LUKE, ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE ABANDONED YOUR FRIENDS DUE TO YOUR COWARDICE AND NOW YOU HAVE A CHOICE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT AGAIN, BUT IN RETURN YOU MUST KILL REY BECAUSE SHE HOLDS WAY TOO MUCH POWER AND HER CONTINUING TO LIVE WILL CAUSE WILL RESULT IN DISASTROUS EFFECTS. SACRIFICE HER AND BRING BALANCE TO THE GALAXY."

This is most likely what will happen.

Jerec is in Jedi Knight...

Dark Forces final boss is some suped up trooper guy, Jedi Knight is Jerec trying to steal force souls, Jedi Knight 2 is Desaan also wanting to steal force souls and fuck up the Jedi for being mean to him

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>WATCHING STAR WARS

>IN 2017

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>WATCHING STAR WARS

>IN 2017

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>WATCHING STAR WARS

>IN 2017

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>WATCHING STAR WARS

>IN 2017

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>WATCHING STAR WARS

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he reminds me of jigsaw

DEAR GOD

yeah

wouldn't be shocked if he's the actual actor. seems like the Disney way.

>HEY DIS GUY WUZ SUPER GOOD AS A VILLAIN B4

>when Kylo calls you Master

Yeb?

WHOA

I loved him in Hiroshima

in my opion the most probable plot is that luke revels himself to be rey's father, and say that the old jedi ways are wrong so he teaches her a new way... in the end she finds out that her mother was snoke's sith agent (last part is me wishing for it to be true, but still think it is probable)

>Anakin actually spared the younglings and made them his secret sith disciples to help him overthrow Palpatine

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