Comes from an advanced planet thousands of years ahead of Earth

>comes from an advanced planet thousands of years ahead of Earth
>works as an assistant at a magazine

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>left krypton at 12
>lose 20 years of your life and land on Earth to find your baby cousin is now twice your age and built like a truck
>guess I'll just hang out then

>grow up on krypton
>have a slutty neck

>comes from an advanced planet thousands of years ahead of Earth
>gets pictures of her getting fucked leaked into the internet

What is a slutty neck?

>not knowing

I dont understand the question. It's a neck that is slutty.

leaked?
I thought those were official art pictures

Ok look at her neck. what is the first word that pops into mind? It's 'slutty' isnt it?

>what is the first word that pops into mind?
Lickable, but that's just me.

No, it's muscle or V even Cardassian, but not slutty

You dumb

ok well then i dont know what to tell you its very clearly a slutty neck

Have they explained what sex with her would be like?

>comes from an advanced planet thousands of years ahead of Earth
>is a third wave feminist

nope but Mon-El fucked her good and Jimmy didn't

she had sex in s2

>She can't get a "Brazilian"

Kara is for ____

Painal

>not reflecting your heat vision onto your muff

>implying "heat vision" doesn't melt mirrors

not at the right intensity it wouldn't, why does everyone think she'l use her strongest beam to shave with, she's not a retard.

It's technically solar energy so yes it will bounce off mirrors

>it will bounce off mirrors
Sorry. But Superman 3 is cannon.

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>Show is called Supergirl
>Best girl is a Luthor

>uses the example of an angry evil Superman who is outright trying to cause damage

>implying feminine landscaping doesn't entail an equal amount of anger and evil
>implying Kryptonian landscaping doesn't entail a greater amount of anger and evil (indestructible pubes).

>sjw show
>sjws hate it because she's dating a white man instead of being a lesbian

>gif

>Superman 3 is cannon.
too what dc has had 3 reboots since then

are superman and supergirl technically retarded?

supermans fortress is kept tidy by robots he built and such but both of them left krypton before they couldve learned anything important and both have gone through some type of mind wipe

The classic "tumblr gif that loops after 2 seconds and it's just a person talking and the only way to understand it is to read the subtitles, but would have been much simpler and looked better if it were just a still image."

That neck is built for deep throating

Does anyone even like this show?
Neckbeards hate it for shoving social justice bullshit on everyone's throat
SJWs hate it for shoving heteronormativity on everyone's throat

I know right?

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i need her

>how can we further marginalize Superman in this show, we've already given her his best stories
>let's have Kara whup his ass even though he's fighting literally to kill and at full strength
>brilliant!

Supergirl is a woman so yes.

>Frozen in time for years
>Wake up just in time to job to your distant cousin

What's even more dumb is that Superman and Supergirl have flown in space in the comics multiple times.

there's a misogynistic joke in there somewhere

i got nothing

Because it was focus-tested with women.

Lead tester:
>What do you want to do for a living?
Focus group member #1:
>Iwant to work for fashion magazine or fashion company!
>Focus group member #2:
And drink starbucks, and have office romance!
Focus group member #3:
>And date hot black guys, amirite ladies!? haha
Lead tester:
*Whispers to intern* This is gold, write it all down!

>best girl
>tits like natalie dormer

never even seen this show
I just find her qt

I hope that CW money goes into make a boobjob, it's really not fair how everything else on her is fine.

At least they're not like Neve Campbells

Stick with that, don't ever look up her twitter or watch the show, just watch the audioless webms and be glad you can't hear the drivel pouring out of it

Yeah both her and natalie were bamboozled in the tit department

post her neck

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So someone from now who ended up somewhere with medieval technology would be working as...what?