This is our pay back. SHART IN THE MART!

Welcome to the mart
Where you may have to stand
A little bit of walking
May terrorize your American Arse
What you thought, was a little bubble of Gas
Turned out to be more than a stinky nerve gas
SHART IN THE MART
SHART IN THE MART
When the piece of shit in your pants
Was more than a Fart
SHART IN THE MART
SHART IN THE MART
When the piece of shit in your pants
Was more than a Fart

I never got why the hell do people shit their pants in those pictures, its bizarre. As bizarre as poo in loo.

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They're junkies. Opiates cause constipation so once they wear off, they shit their pants.

HAHAHAHA OMFG
>SHART
>IN
>MART
HAHAHA LEL XXDDDD!!11

SHART

can america ever recover from Shart In Mart?

Damn would it hurt these people to eat some fiber every once in a while? Shit man eat some SALAD, GRANOLA, SOMETHING!

>an Indian
>making fun of other people's poop behavior

It's like a Shitception

Is this supposed to be a parody of what song?

Top bants india. We have the toilets but we're too fat to get there in time.

S H A R T
H
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The Crudstreet Boys - Go Doopin' and Poopin' Mental

t.butthurt

IN

MART

I'm witnessing the birth of an eternal meme.

It's caused by medications these people are taking. Ever notice why these people are all obese? They don't even notice and it wasn't on purpose.

That's not how you rewrite a song.

>getting mad over Freedom Feces™

What's wrong? Your country doesn't allow Freedom to shit your own pants?

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Oh dear.

SHART IN MART CONFIRMED MEME

Quints confirm, we're fucked.

Old meme, wasted quints. kys

Plenty of things to make fun of Americans about. This isn't really one of them.

The fact that OP is Indian makes this even more hilarious.

India truly will rise to superpower status.

>SHART IN THE MART
KEK, it's so SHMART

Willed by kek.

it doesn't because we're not fucking degenerates

They do but we choose not to, fucking fatty.

Hey at least I have the freedom to shit myself wherever instead of having a tyrannical government telling me what streets I will relieve myself on

It's like the USSR 2.0

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Low fiber diet.

Eat some proper bread once in a while instead of that cake you call bread and voila, no more shit pants.

I'm not butthurt, I actually think it's funny... I mean, it's such a miniscule portion of our population that does this, compared to 1.2 billion pajeets shitting in the streets all day and night... I think I'd much rather have our Sharters

>Junkies
>Guy in the pic is clearly fat
How many overweight junkies do you know?

yeah that's totally it, you hit the needle on the head there.

all these fat people who eat disgusting amounts of greasy food are all on large doses of oxy and just happen to go to walmart the day after their month long binge is over and JUST happen to shit themselves.

It must physically hurt to be as dumb as you. I mean junkies suck but get a cluepon fag.

>inb4 mods delete this.

atleast indians choose to not poo in the loo, the muricans cant help it

Kek wills shart in mart to become a meme.

This is now a new meme, insha'kek!

>designated shitting streets
>thinking an uncontrollable condition compares
>indian intellectuals

>I'm not butthurt, I actually think it's funny... I mean, it's such a miniscule portion of our population that does this, compared to 1.2 billion pajeets shitting in the streets all day and night... I think I'd much rather have our Sharters

Nobody said that it's a choice, nor am I defending Poojets.

Why wouldn't they you poo obsessed bindi?

You post this thread everyday lol.

i wish i had the i-dont-give-a-fuck-about-anything attitude. im way to scared of what others say or think about me.

>maybe he didnt even realise he shit himself

yeah sure...as if you dont feel the warm soap...

Shart in Mart

Did you just have a stroke from all that sharting?

>when its almost time for the superbowl but you havent sharted in a mart all day

accidentally shitting yourself in designated sharting marts is arguably worse than having sociable outdoors loo streets

Columbia is full of cocaine dealers and addicts. I can't wait till we nuke your gay ass country.

Keep forcing the meme Pajeet. That's a nice cringey nursery rhyme you wrote there.

Implying shart in martsdon't spam every Indian post with poo in loo.

What a fucking hypocrite.

>not shitting your pants in public
enjoy your no freedoms

Over billion assholes, and can't shit out someone who doesn't suck in sport.

Holy shit, I'm sorry guys, Kek willed shart in mart.

WITNESSED

Desperately attempting to take the attention away from your country. Go take a bath in the river and choke on a child's spinal cord.

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Go shart in Marts and choke on a chicken bone.

India confirmed superpower by the year 2030

>pooperpower

>Same IQ level as the Poo in loos

AMERISHARTS BTFO

I literally saw an indian kid getting picked up by his parents at kindergarden the other day, as they were loading stuff into the car he pulled down his pants and did a shit in the middle of the sidewalk. His parent's didn't say anything or react at all, so I guess it's pretty normal.

Watch out fellow ausbro's, soon we're going to have DESIGNATED streets of our own.

>indigenous people
>no source

Alright.

Well at least the kid doesn't shit on anonymous image boards.

That you know.

>tfw was always nice to indiabros
>this happens

You're doing that enough for both of you. Indians stick together with their constant need to shit in places they shouldn't.

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Like in pants?

>/forced meme general/

stop forcing maymays and go back to shitting in the street, pajeet

Which poo location are you from?

Again, I'm sorry we have actual medicine and don't drink cow urine soda. It's a side-effect instead of cultural. Glad you can't grasp that concept since it just proves the point of your inferiority. Enjoy your loo witch Pajeet.

Colombia is pretty degenerate

>indigenous people
You didn't think this trough, did you?

>poo obsessed bindi
kek.jpeg

OP here, from Delhi. Same guy responsible for
>Leafs and assholes forever

>Indigenous people don't live in America

SHART IN MART

>getting ketchup in your eyes

Enjoy your damaged eyesight or partial blindness

>mfw im enjoying a chick fil a ice coffee right now

>i'll probably be sharting soon

FUUUU

DESIGNATED SHART MART

Its over burgers this meme proved that US will be de-throwned as a superpower in 2016

DESIGNATED SHARTING MART

There are more than you would believe, trust me. The "thin emaciated junky" is a tv meme.

>SHART IN THE MART

DELET THIS!!!!!!!!!