Dear Bernie, I donated but you still ain't winning
I left my cell, pager, and home phone while I was banking
I sent two delegates back in summer, you must not-a got 'em
It was probably just a problem at the voting office or something, but anyways fuck it, how's your wife's daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, her bulls about to be a father.
If I had a daughter, guess what I'ma call her
I'ma name her Hillary
I read about your Uncle Jeb too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some country who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Rand
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with cuckolds, too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
Dear Bernie, I donated but you still ain't winning
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The berns gone cold im wondering why,
i had any hope at all,
all them rain clouds at my window,
cause you can't stump the trump,
even if you could, forgive and forget my college debt,
it just reminds me, its either hillary or a wall.
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10/10
Dear Bern, you still ain't got a state, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your rally
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Chad
That's my little brother man, he's only sixteen years old
We waited in the chimp out for you,
For four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your tweets
so when I have a shitty day, I pretend I'm not Neet
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Bern, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
-- P.S.
We should be together, too
The berns gone cold im wondering why,
i had any hope at all,
all them rain clouds at my window,
cause you can't stump the trump,
even if you could, forgive and forget my college debt,
it just reminds me, its either hillary or a wall.
Oh yeah you think that's funny now, Drumpfkin? Okay, EAT THIS.
Yo, I'm a Drumpf supporter
I'm super racist at the US border
I'm stupid, white and straight
I talk to a million girls but can't get a date
Huh, Drumpf supporter? It's time to seal HIS FATE.
Dear Mister "I'm Too Cucked To Win A State For My Fans"
This will be the last paycheck I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no wins, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two posts, I wrote your username perfect
So this is my last Reddit post I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Bernie, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from not winning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from losing
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy victory or a Feel The Bern Shirt
I hope you know I ripped all of your posters off the wall
I love you Bernie, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't fund raise without me
See Slim, shut up ape! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend's son screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit his throat, I just tied him up, see I ain't like you
'Cause I didn't send him to the gulag to be worked to death
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit o
The berns gone cold im wondering why,
i had any hope at all,
all them rain clouds at my window,
cause you can't stump the trump,
even if you could, forgive and forget my college debt,
it just reminds me, its either hillary or a wall
Yo, imma FINNISH this bitch.
I don't like what I'm reading.
Your country is bound to be like Sweden.
You like to rap about the American election?
Cuz ur penis is small and you can't get an erection.
10/10 posting in new bern album: endorsement
10/10 op
mein sides
I
AM
SORRY
Should have signed it Carl
Beautiful
10/10
10/10
Encore!
Last verse is best verse. Don't leave us hanging, OP
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I laffed a few times.
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VOCAROO THIS SHIT NIGGA!
Freaking nice, 10/10
>See Slim, shut up ape! I'm tryin' to talk!
>Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend's son screamin' in the trunk
i'm dying
Someone screen cap this
God I fucking love this place.
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Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I've just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your wife son that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Bernie cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to suck BBC, too?
I say that shit just for votes dogg,
c'mon - how cucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to tweet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend's son need each other
or maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you vote for Trump, I think that you'll be doing just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his vote over to Trump's schtick
but he had his wife's son in the trunk, while his wife was sucking the bull's dick
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it, his username was... it was you
Damn!
>they don't know Eminem Sup Forums meme rap
I've got some shekels in my pocket
And I don't know if Shlomo knows it,
So before I get an audit and accounts get frozen,
I'mma disclose it
I go line by line, nickles and dimes
Keeping receipts for consumeristic shit that I buy
Across the ocean we motion,
There's Sunni Muslims exploding
I pay a fortune to fight 'em
And Jews make sure it keeps going
Shekels to Israel keep flowing,
While The Clean Break has us bleedin'
In Iraq in the mornin' and in Iran in the evenin'
Leave 'em with the taste of bloodiest baby dicks in they mouth
They're making enemies, and they'll have to kick 'em all out
Look at me now, I bet you're probably sick of me now,
Ain't you, Shlomo? I'm supporting the Palestinians now!
I'm sorry Shlomo,
I never hate you
But you didn't even leave a dime
When you kikes
Were cleaning out my wallet
The curtian calls on this epic bread
holy shit