I get that you hate crumpet-EATERS

I get that you hate crumpet-EATERS
But you can't really hate crumpets?
I mean... come on.

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Crumpets are lovely.

What in the flying fuck are crumpets ?

You know they make double sized crumpets now, don't you?

I agree.
With honey.
Now we have that settled, this can be a crumpet thread

That's an English muffin.

WHAT?
WHERE CAN I BUY THEM?

I have never heard of someone that didn't like crumpets.

Do Americans know the joy of crumpets?

Are you serious, Germany?
You are invited to England for crumpets.

This doesn't concern you Hans.
Go back you your sausage gobbling.

I've never eaten a crumpet in my life, so no.

its not

The missing link between a muffin and a pancake.

No, it's a crumpet. Theirs a difference.

Maybe that's what they're called in America?
Do you like them?

Are crumpets just really fluffy biscuits?

americans would most probably eat them with friend chicken and gravy

>theirs

Oh god I love them. I don't know why people make jokes about British cuisine, I find it unique and tasty

I ate one this morning, but toasted with cream cheese.

They are delicious pillows of soft flavour.

Reportedly given to the descendants of the British by God himself, they are a sublimely chewy - yet crunchy breakfast food.

Heavenly in all aspects, the addition of some fresh salted butter turns these delectable snacks into a divine regenerator - filling yet light, flavoursome yet delicate.

Truly - these are the greatest of all foodstuffs bestowed upon the world by the British.

No, they are biscuits.

chicken and biscuits translates to chicken and scones

There's*
What's the difference?

So, they're soft and spongy.
It is a little bit like a pancake, not not the same.

They are like spongey bread with crispy outsides, spread butter on them.

like a pancake and a bisquit fucked and made a baby.

Crumpets are fucking shit, the only people that like them are the fucking Nigels.

exactly, of course you would.

u wont 2 b grammer nazeys u kan go fuk yor selfs.

Wtf . I thought crumpets were hard crunchy biscuits not these fluffy delicious things.

You are both invited to Buckingham Palace

Biscuits are all good too. As long as it's the same thing, you can call them shitbricks and I'll still eat them.

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Who on earth is hating on crumpets?

They are nothing like pancakes. Stop this nonsense. Are you just pretending to have tried them?

>You are both invited to Buckingham Palace
This is literally my dream not even memeing

Generally we use English muffins for sandwiches. I like to put a sunnyside egg and cheese on mine.

Sort of. They are so good though.

I'd much rather have a pikelet

No, the crumpets can stay.. you have to go.

They sell them with sausage and cheese at McDonald's

Really thick pancakes.

I want that tattoed on my head.

Just had two of these for lunch today, with butter, cream cheese, cheddar, chorizo and sliced fresh tomato.

God's not dead, he is surely alive.

Yes. They fit in the toaster perfectly. No messing about flipping them over in the grill.

This is a biscuit.

scored a couple of those bad boys for 30p out of the 'reduced' basket at morrisons today, that's supper sorted

>Crumpets are fucking shit, the only people that like them are the fucking Nigels.
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? I HOPE YOUR DOG GET'S FUCKED BY ABDUL ASSAD

I picked up a couple of packets in waitrose. But you can probably get them in most supermarkets. They're made by Warburtons.

same fucking thing

I like marmite on crumpets.

thats a cookie, retard

It looks like a cookie to me.

Have them with poached eggs on top lubbly jubbly.

And yes, crumpets are delicious. But they require lots of butter. So can't have them often if you don't want to be a fat slob.

AH! Good to see we have enlightened you! Go buy some!! :)

Get out.

yeast-leavened hotcakes. Almost impossible to make perfectly on your own because the alchemy of getting the right rise, batter consistency, and skillet temp to maximize hole formation and a spongy texture.

I'm a decent cook and I have failed with many different recipes before giving up and just buying them.

I find them a little pancakey. I enjoy that about them.

It's a biscuit.

crumpets aren't the same thing as what you claplads call english muffins. they're not even like bread really, more a kind of spongy matrix of batter with a crispy top

I...Well... as long as you're enjoying muffins you're alright by me.

Fuck off achmed.

What are crumpets? Like thick crepes?

Bother to you, you rapscallion cunt.

you got eye problems son

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I could get along with that.

I will only eat crumpets with tea.

holy shit. nice living :)

This is a good containment thread for brits. Someone should make a burger thread.

More of a pikelet kind of guy

>calling scones 'biscuits'
>serving them with disgusting breakfast-diner mulch instead of butter, clotted cream and strawberry jam

Wait then what's a biscuit?

I love these things, they are like advanced level graham crackers. They are always sold in the "british" or "euro" aisle in stores around here.

Nice. Thank you, kindly.

No thats a weapon, sonny Jim.

I'll be seeing you down at the nick you scallywag cunt.

That is a scone, sir.

You eat them with jam and clotted cream, with some tea to drink.

English muffins and crumpets are different things.
Pic related is an English muffin, like what you get in an egg mcmuffin.

those are biscuits

Ah shit, there goes my dream of cooking my own crumpets

>waitrose

oh shit lads get the sedan chair ready we've been visited by aristocracy

>a kind of spongy matrix of batter with a crispy top
That's a good description. I'm drooling.

go back to ck/ carb eating degenerate

Those are just biscuits dumbass

kek

Sort of.
You should try them, Italy. With honey and butter.

I am sorry for this embarrassment my Britannic friends.
These uncultured Americans do not realize what you call biscuits are what we call cookies.
They are not really even close because Digestives are made for tea anyway.


Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves!

What the dog shit is clotted cream?

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I don't mean to be rude, but that is a muffin in England.
Do you really eat them with gravy?

I respect that