New NuStarWars shit
>The fan in the back.
Kek
That's yer da
The big twist turns out to be this guy is actually Rey's dad.
This is fucking embarrassing, honestly. Not even planning to watch this shit.
i like those red doods
Looks like he has a lot of cancer. Even in a galaxy far far away, smoking kills.
Why is he fucking dressed like Goldmember?
If you don't like it, don't fucking watch it.
did i ever tell you the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise
>not knowing about forceweave cloth
smdh
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING LADS
SNOOKI IS A YOONGLING
MASTAH SKYWAKAH DIDNT KILL SO GOOD
WAS IT PART OF HIS PLAN?
>Yfw when u nut but she still suckin
>Luke Skywalker? No Rey - I _ am your father.
If this actually happens I will see this move twice.
>NuStarWars shit
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>Rogue One Star
He was in Rogue One?
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Yeah, he was the one that blew up.
>Insert Muslim joke here.
What song are they singing?
I LOVE GOOLLLLDDDD
lot of purple people hahahaha
Monkey Business
Predictions on who snoke is? Palpatine clone? Botched Luke clone?
The fucking tree and the sloth is real...
is that a neck vagina
We're going to be hearing this until next year after this latest diznee cosmic trek joint sinks.
Happening
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>Implying it's not this guy.
>even has a cane like yoda did
yeah, this is going to be exactly like episode 5
I wonder if he gets freaky with that thing.
Just some retired sith, who got fucked up by Luke. But he had a daughter - Rey. Luke took her from him, to protect her from the dark side - trying to give her similar life as he had, to asure, she avoids her family heritage.
What's this pose called?
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I can't be the only one who thought of this.
"Well, What is it?"
Fuck off reddit
The Assassin.
what went wrong?
>My winky is a lightsaber!
Jesus Rian
Remember when the best material to make armor out of in the galaxy far far away was plastic?
>Captain Plasma or whatever is alive
Jesus Christ. She better make up for her 20 seconds of screen time and major fuck up.
I can't be the only one who thought of this.
There's only one real nu-Star Wars woman and that's Bunnyfu.
I like this goofy design, reminds me of Flash Gordon
funny how the one on the right looks more real than the left
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The Tilda one is a painting, you idiot
Checked
word is that Ridley was already a coalburning tramp before she got groomed by (((hollywood)))
Ethel a shit
Mildred is best girl
THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST FUCKING THING I THOUGHT
Why?
>give us the staring roles or we'll blow up the studio
Sounds like a terrorist threat to me.
You're mistaken... I AM cia
Man, now I know why they call the real dark ones eggplant.
inb4 emoji.
>BERRY
ok god im on it
Fixed it.
damn now i want a jedi themed assassins game
too bad EA holds all right until like 2586
Shit is way too short for him. They got lazy and just gave him yodas cane
Grandma, it's me, Anastasia.
I'm imagining a modern remake of jedi outcast on a new engine with a greater focus placed on sneaking around and silently dispatching enemies as revenge for jan...
I hate that they're only expanding on the worst lucasarts properties. Empire at war, republic commando, jedi knight series.
And they decided to expand the battlefront series. It was just a couple of shitty casual shooters that were a bit of jolly fun.
Is it autism ?
the grown """"men""" of reddi/tv/ will still watch this and call it "kino" just like their beloved capeshot
feels good being /lit/
Snoke is the dying white male
>Those boots will be for sale at Hot Topic after the film releases.
let me guess, Phasma and the Imperial Guards will be able to block lightsabers with those weapons
He should be Plagueis but will turn out to be a completely original character
Is it me or does his hair look worse. It was all shiny and pretty in TFA, here it looks like shit.
Whatta you guys think? 12 inches? 14?
those boots look great, rey's look even better
i havent had a nice pair of boots in over a decade
It's not going to suck itself.
Do you guys think that Snoke touched Ben in inappropriate places
Because I think that
People seem to forget that Star Wars is at it's very core a schlocky B movie that happened to have a lot of money to pour into special effects.
Ben was forced to finger Snoke's neck hole.
it's you, faggot
>Actually believes there are 15,000 troons in the military
It's not you. I suspect it was done (oily, unkept) on purpose to visually show how he's unhinged/unstable, probably for killing his father while being consume by the manipulations of Snoke and the dark side.
Kylo will totally get redeemed.
>Implying there aren't muslims in Star Wars
First Order confirmed for white supremacist
get ready for trump/snoke comparisons in december
thats no cane thats the first jedi lightsaber
Pineapple pen
That's the intention. Snoke lives in a room with golden walls, Trump has a penthouse where the walls are lined with gold
boy i cant wait for finn and asian girl to murder them effortlessly like they were battledroids
>those plown highlights
Got to be same actor, right?
they didn't name her Rey Mixer for nothing
Jesus, imagine the stench
>No Sexy miralukas in this Disney Canon
What went so wrong?
The Slovenian sniffing man®
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rey, my dick is this size!
i remember the good old days when pic related was the least threatening looking Star Wars villain
Fuck you Tlda Swinton
This actually looks kinda cool. The only Disney Wars design i like so far.
Jar Jar Sith
me
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