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the edition they don't want you to see

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wondering how fat you all are IRL

Extended horse lol

sophie

>Margaret Thatcher forced François Mitterrand to give her the codes to disable Argentina's deadly French-made missiles during the Falklands war by threatening to launch a nuclear warhead against Buenos Aires

HA HA HA
based

anime

Within cells interlinked

da was born in 1953 and ma was born in 1959

Any gay lads in? Does dick size matter to you?

Hahaha. it didn't happen. Dumb cunt.

unironically look like one of gods chosen people what do i do

Who is more of a rorke, your mum or dad
Mum for me

big cock user made me realize I am made to be ravaged by british twinks and twunks

should have bombed buenos aires so hard it'd make dresden look like a fireworks show

both lefty runts

>Recently declassified documents from the National Archives (UK) indicate that the United Kingdom considered threatening China with nuclear retaliation in 1961 in the case of a military reclamation of Hong Kong by China.[2]

HA HA HA HA HA HA

alri granda

question everything

I've had enough of my brother. I cannot live in this house with him here anymore. He's a thug. And I've just told him if he so much as attempts to attack me I'm going to stab him.

just received some good news lads

fuck this part

never had any issues

i feel as if brits say "sorry, excuse me, pardon me" a lot but never say their true feelings
i dont know if a britton is sorry for sure when he says "sorry" either because its his layer of manners not his true self

>gods chosen people
>britbong
yeah nah

haahhhh

Big cock n*gga white "men" are real babies

do tell

think this is a skeleton general

any il duce man in

did say look like you IDIOT

>The letters, circulated to prime minister Harold Macmillan, were written between 1957 and 1961 when concern was growing about China's intentions. Hong Kong was thought to be vulnerable, particularly as water and food supplies, from the mainland, could be cut off at any time.

>The letters do not say who initially suggested the nuclear option, but they do show that British officials were keen for the Chinese to be aware of the threat while not giving the impression that Hong Kong was an American military outpost.

>Defence minister Harold Watkinson wrote to the foreign secretary and prime minister, saying: "Our object is to encourage the Chinese to believe than an attack on Hong Kong would involve US nuclear retaliation."

>He wrote: "It must be fully obvious to the Americans that Hong Kong is indefensible by conventional means and that in the event of a Chinese attack, nuclear strikes against China would be the only alternative to complete abandonment of the colony.

>"In these circumstances it is perhaps not so much formal staff talks with the Americans that we need so much as an informal exchange of views involving a discussion of the use of nuclear strikes."

should have never given it back, fucking UN supporting the spread of communism

Wish he had annihilated the Catholic Church

thats good news

does anyone have the tim byrne skyrim picture
I always forget to save it

its okay I still like you lad

Wonder how many regulars who browsed /brit/ have killed themselves or just plain died.

soon

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Seriously, how can you look at this and make you not want to chant Rule Britannia while he rams it in my mouth?

my arsehole would be absolutely destroyed later, but it would be worth it

>FREE TIBET!

*looks at the Falklands*
*looks at Gibraltar*
*looks at Northern Ireland*

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

just want him back

>one-off tax-free payment of £10

my sister had surgery this morning and it was successful

>he didn't go to Weston's funeral

bit gay

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YOOO WTF MUM JUST WALKED IN AS I OPENED THIS

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Men are babies with small dick women are really big cock!

weak bait but rorke will flip his lid regardless

>sturridge

faggot cat meowing next to my bedroom door so I meow back

the grandfather was born in 1929

wonder how many 2013 lads are still here, aside from me that is haha

clearly bait but i'll respond anyway, all of those want to be part of the uk

open the border

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jes dent ed op

>Northern Ireland

should always want your country stronger than others

remember tom from Gillingham's funeral and we all stopped at his dad's house

that is great news lad

All of my boyfriends have had huge willies except for one.
Think my running total, entirely by coincidence, is:
6.5 inches
6.2 inches
5.4 inches
8.4 inches (NOT joking, we measured it. also we couldnt have sex even though we tried like 4 times)
7.1 inches

and you know who my favourite was?
the 5.4 incher. only virgins like big willies to be quite honest.

ah yes, wild toilrunts. known to be quite skittish

yeah haha

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haha

>believing what a paki says

mate.

You small dick baby you worthless piece of shit with your tiny dick you're not a real man like women

Feel like absolute shit just wish I had a rose bf

Quite a lot of British jews actually
London has always been a popular destination for Jewish emigres and was an early centre for Sephardim.
Then there's the Scots, who are basically a lost tribe.

Tomorrow's lunch made
Tomorrow's shirt ironed
Remoted in to my work PC to answer a few emails ready for tomorrow morning

Toil on the morrow lads

me an' the lads

mines 6 inches exactly what are your thoughts

until they hold a referendum on it they want to be a part of the uk

bit gay lad

then its gonna bring the whole family and I will lose my job to cheaper manpower and crime will be on the rise is that what you want?

bender

bet he's a jew

all me

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ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!

same

they did have a referendum

she your borther now?

shut up lads im trying to study

Need an Emma Watson fart gf tbqh.

the white fluffy one?
seems like a good lad really
let them in!

Watching only connect

I'm such a brainlet, I've not got any yet

You really tiny dick clitoris with your small dick women are the real males because women are giant cocks!

did the mccanns do it? think they might know more than they're letting on.

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Here you go lad, I like to imagine all the characters on the box are reacting to my big willy

you dont have 5 willies
be quiet

No.

Downloading Football Manager 2018 as we speak lads

What team should I manage then

year 1 toil on the morrow lads
got three finger paintings due and i haven't even started yet

unironically thinking the gf tried anal with me because I unironically think penis is below average

its not fair

girls are big pinus