/got/ - Euron Sea king edition

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Daenarys is:
11.71875% Valyrian
37.5% Dornish
51.5625% Other Westerosi

COCKLESS

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Euron
Stannis
Sam
Khal Drogo
Littlefinger

All other men are faggots or reddit's /r/guys

If Jon is a Targaryen, why doesn't he have silver hair or purple eyes

anyone feel like d&d are fuckin' twisted? some of the shit man...fuckin' BRUTAL!

You have to understand why Targs were incestous though and why Dany and Jon will fuck.
They're the last of dragonriders, there's nobody else that can mount a dragon, except the Night King of course

LEARN
TO
CROP

>Sam
*inhales*
boi...

here's your (you)

He's a mutt.

Wasn't Bronn one of /ourguys/ at one point?

Oh man, I'm on the episode where smirkfu shows off her tits

Varys has a new costume

bran

what about daario and khal drogo

i guess thats why jorah wants to bang dany, so he can be a dragonrider too

Stark jeans too dominant

littlefaggot sandrafag selfinsert is N O T O U R G U Y

Euron will iwn game of thrones

PRAISE EURON

Hold up, can targa only reproduce through incest?

I didn't vote for EP2. Can you give it a 1?

>Stark genes too dominant
>4/5 of Ned's kid look like Catelyn

why didn't you just watch it live

Tully jeans > Stark > Targ

>Tully genes are stronger than Dornshit genes

What did George mean by this?

*targs

Anyone think ASOIAF is becoming Naruto-tier with >muh super bloodlines?

I did actually, I just ignore you when you were posting the strawpoll kek, now I feel kinda bad because everytime you post your meme image I'm reminded that I didn't cast my vote.

Where is your proof for this? We know Tully>Stark and that Dorne>Targ, but we have no evidence of how Stark and Targ interact.

>Ned's kid
>trusting the perfidious trout
Only Arya is Ned's; Robb, Sansa, Bran, and Rickon are bastards.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>Implying this wasn't one of the most hype moments in the show

the bloodline shit has been since book 1, nigger

No, just you.

Who's their father then, smart guy

dumb frog poster

heh..just imagine how based our guy is gonna be next episode when he fucks up those stupid sneks...heh

Anyone have the Venn diagram for GoT characters by website?

who has the most attractive body double and why is it dany?

No and you should feel very ashamed for asking this.

First Men > Rhoynar > Andals

>salt dornish are the ones in control of Dorne

really makes you think

>dany
>body double
for what purpose?

Can a geologist comment on how realistic the shape of the continents and land masses are?

she a big star now and don't want to be naked on screen no more

getting naked
doing action scenes where dragons are involved

You didn't think she jumps in the dragons, right? not on her contract

Mycah's dad, the likely to be redheaded butcher

>can they only reproduce through incest
>who is Jon

why even bother lol, it's just a tv show

so emilia doesnt have to stay in shape

Luwin.

Yeah alright ya retard

>she a big star
Well she's big, that's for sure.

But this fine stunt work is clearly done by Dany?

Stone Dornish are barely Dornish, they're a mix of the Andals and First Men, Sand Dornish are more Rhoynar and actual Dornish

hahahaha

wtf is that

being an actor must be so degrading, you know you're creating children's entertainment but for adults

she ain't fat if thats what you suggesting

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t.Emilia Clarke

I'm sure it might bother people like Dillane and Ian Glenn who probably could have done other things in life but Emilia Clarke seems like she's not the brightest of people so she probably doesn't think that way

Does Euron prove the show is self aware it's shit?

Well clearly we do with Jon, so Stark>Targ

>Jon is a Targ but doesn't look like one because Stark genes are more dominant than Targ
>How do you know this?
>Stark genes are more dominant than Targ ones because Jon is a targ but doesn't look like one

Not that user but could be 50/50.

Targ genes can also lose or win completely against Dorne genes. Depends.

It is now a given in the show that Jon is a Targ.

>Dorne>Targ

Tell that to Daeron the Good's kids

No one is talking about the show you nonce

Shouldn't people closer to the Pole have lighter hair and eyes? Most Nords seem to have black eyes and hair

Ich bin!

Holy shit I think I may have stumbled across THE most autistic GoT vid on YouTube
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>Arya/Baelish
>Nickelback
I don't know what's real anymore

>That entire scene with Euron
Why the fuck is Ellaria Sand on the battlefield? Shes a monarch and needs to be protected at all times. Yara also should have anticipated Euron chimping out on her as well.

Is he finished?

It's pretty fucking obvious in the book where Jon came from and the show (already knowing how the books end) already revealed that. Since we know that Jon is half Targ and half Stark and takes after the Stark side, one can then assume that generally speaking, Stark genes dominate Targ genes. That is also supported by the fact that Targ genes generally seem recessive, hence their tendency towards incest.

That's only a regional trait. Inuits and Russians don't have that coloration. Lighter hair/eyes developed in the Nords because of intense sexual selection of women.

>Shes a monarch and needs to be protected at all times.
Some monarchs fight in battles, both in the show and in real life

yes

>it's a /got/ genetics thread

>It's pretty fucking obvious in the book where Jon came from
We must have different books

Leaks confirm he is kill. RIP.

Seems so, Preston.

>he's an R+L=J denier

I'm gonna laugh 10 years from now when fat man dies of a heart attack, his wife releases his notes and R+L=J is confirmed again

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She was not trained to be a warrior unlike Robert also thats nice and all buts its a real pain in the ass for the king to die in battle leaving behind a dumb kid as your leader. Better to let the soldiers die off then let the king fall.

fu Jon is Ned and Ashara's son fAegon is Rhaegar and Lyannas

Can someone please tell me how badly bad pusy got raped?

CHAOSH

Someone post that pic in KL where she's smiling

>Daenerys: Give me one reason why I shouldn't feed you to my dragons, Jon Snow? Do you know where you stand? In this very hall my ancestors planned the invasion of the realm, before the stags, wolves and lions bent their knees to the dragon, much bigger men than you are. I will have all of the realm kneel before the Targaryen banner - and the North. I was born to rule the Seven Kingdoms and I will.

I didn't need to see that

>tfw too intelligent to believe R+L=J is book canon

Will Jon give her his Longclaw?

we have some ascended individuals in the thread tonight

Add Theon

>tfw too intelligent to fall for preston theories

Its a miracle Danny hasnt been assasinated yet.

Why do you keep mentioning Preston like he's the only person ever to think that Jon Snow isn't the child of Rhaegar and Lyanna? Do you think this series' fanbase started in 2015 or something?

this is hilarious