Your average Amerifat

>your average Amerifat

damn what a qt. sauce?

put in at least a little bit of effort, shitskin.

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Who is this semen demon?

who is this boner condoner?

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niiicceeee

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It's really amazing when you think about it. For 10,000 years the problem was not enough food. In just 200 America has conquered nature and accelerated the next step of human evolution.

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lewd

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holy shit

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What the fuck

...th-thanks Sup Forums

am i supposed to masturbate to this?

Jesus christ and I just fapped.

w-where did these come from?

pls moar

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I'm afraid that's all for now friends ;)

>horse grls
Not
Even
Once

Good fucking Lord!

thank god

this is the best one

why do american so often make threads insulting themselves ?

So this is the power of freedom, huh?

Inoculation. You can't make me feel bad if I already hate myself.

IM CUMMMINNGG

If you can't openly tell your coworkers to go fuck themselves in the morning while getting a coffee, then you don't have good coworkers.

Bants among peers.

This is a fat hipster pretending to be country

Why do people from California try to be country?

This is pretty gross desu

>implying

the same reason blacks get offended when a white person calls them a nigger, and white people don't get offended when you call them literally any slur.

You don't worry about it too much because you're too busy being the best.

>not being American

Papa bear needs love too...

>implying anti-american thread dont get an automatic 300 replies

You're the only one in here butthurt.

Dude seems comfy af desu.
(You) salted?

Where do non-Americans even get the will to live?

...I did

mmm taste the flabby freedom

You don't wear overalls, shirtless, with a flag cape? I bet you don't even clap when your plane lands, when people bag your groceries, or at the DMV.
Un-American, OP. You should renounce your citizenship and immediately report to Canada for moose fucking lessons and apology classes.

o-omit this

>implying these aren't fucking awesome

>American
>White

kill urself op

These would make a fantastic calendar.