Simpsons jokes you don't understand

Simpsons jokes you don't understand

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Sneed

theres no grabity in space so the crisps float around

>Have you ever noticed how men always leave the toilet seat up?

Literally what's the joke?

>read in a kzone magazine in like 2000 that if you flush the toilet air flows up from it carrying toilet germs into the air and raining them down on you, your toothbrush and anything else in tbe room
>close the lid before flushing every single time without fail since

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Feed & Seed doesn't work without gravity.

>crisps

They're chips you limey fuck.

>inb4 muh soggy chunks of potatoes are chips

You're not funny

The fuck is cactus candy?

>grabity

This picture keeps changing every time it's posted. Am I losing my mind? There's always something slightly off.

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germs make you stronger stupid

Your immune system isn't a last defense, you shouldn't be afraid of microscopic bacteria on a brush you're going to rinse in hot water anyway; not unless you have aids.

These threads are play dumb and shitpost user

They were formerly sold at Chuck's.

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That's why the Nazis were so strong, they were all German.

You're not funny fuckin loser

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hey man is there something bothering you? you wanna talk about it?

>flushing

Germanic blood causes innate aggression against civilization and people of Caucasian heritage.

not that guy, but you aren't funny

not that guy, but you seem mad

quit looking for ideas for your cringy facebook page, you colossal faggot

You're really not funny stop trying bud.

It's a play on gay hipster snacks like kale chips

I'm so confused

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how's he trying to be funny? Do you understand the joke then?

I'm pretty sure the joke just straight up is that Buzz Aldrin is a goofy old man. He's scared by Ruffled Chips in the same way Grandpa Simpson was traumatized by Buzz Cola as the bubbles burned his tongue.

He's trying to use a shitty meme. It's overused and was never funny

an old ad campaign from ruffles, and general simpsons absurdity

>not fearing that which has ridges

thanks for pointing it out big guy.
Sup Forums has always been against the use of forced memes

the joke is that he says "careful, they're ruffles" as if that matters, like the edges make them dangerous somehow

This literally doesn't matter, there is fecal matter on literally everything in the world, it's just microscopic and the chances of getting sick from it is extremely low. Most people have probably never gotten sick from toilet flushes, regardless of whether or not they close the lid.

You brush with hot water? Wut do people do this? Or are you from some shithole country that requires you to boil your well water?

chuck's fuck and suck

> chips
you mean potato chips
"chips" can mean literally anything

if you say "chips" in the US with any sort of food context, people will know you are referring to. they aren't thinking lead paint or french fries or gambling markers or the tv show. they know you mean the snack food that comes in a bag and you can dip into salsa or french onion dip or make nachos with. shut the fuck up

Sneed's Chips are famous for destroying spaceship equipment.

what if I work at a wood chip factory

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i would ask why you are eating wood chips

She cheated on Homer

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Sneed feed seed...chuck fuck suck

its called fish and chips not fish and fries stupid american

They're fucking tayto you mad eejit

We have fish and chips in America too, but the rest of the time we call them fries, and associate the word chips with potato chips. I'm sorry if our minute cultural differences upset you

>crisp

Irrelevant, Amerifats are always thinking of snack food anyway.

maybe im a beaver

>cheese&onion

>cheese
good
>onion
good
how are these two bad together

Good taste horrible breath I'm guessing

This is a good example of how the Simpsons started to suck and run out of ideas.

Why did they think it would be a good enough joke to invent a silly knock off brand just to have burns confused and call it a joke.

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