>his country is not a member of the five eyes
absolute subhumans
His country is not a member of the five eyes
Luke Brown
Luke Reed
There is something wrong
John King
You've barely got one eye.
Kayden Collins
Self loathing, Zhang?
Joshua Torres
thank God I'm not a member of the five fatties
Aaron Thompson
>Poo Peeland is part of a major intelligence organisation
ahahahahahahahahhaa
Oliver Kelly
Petition to remove Canada and New Zealand from this union.
We only need three eyes, the sixth sense.
>United Kingdom
>Largest empire to ever exist
>United States
>First world superpower
>Australia
>Regional power, USA would have lost against Japan in WWII if not for the Ozzies' selfless sacrifices
Henry Gutierrez
Five Guys?
James Gray
If Australia, Canada, New Zealand, United Kingdom and United states are the eyes of Earth, who is the nose, mouth, torso and limbs?
Noah Rodriguez
>t. mutt diaspora
you can't outrun your fatness
Jaxon Diaz
errr New Zealand is the most powerful nation in the south pacific sweaty x
Joshua Cook
almost got me with this one
Luke Parker
>nose
I think we all know that one
Liam Bennett
Fuck off Island Chink!
Jordan Thomas
>when nippon has the hot bants
I love me some wacky bruce but I did not expect this
Michael Clark
American Samoa exists (the US is)
Christian Ward
ANZUS power. How do we ensure the longevity of our rule? I want the world to be our bitch in perpetuity.
Jacob Cook
all the Samoans move to south auckland though
Brayden Reyes
That only makes us stronger.
Cameron James
Canada is far more vital than Australia. We have SigInt on an entire continent as well as into Eastern Russia and Western China.
Australia spies on street shitting techniques and chinky muslims.
Connor Thomas
*hakas at you*
David Turner
Yeah but desu we really only need the US and UK.
Australia's historical significance has earned them a place.
All you did was burn our capital.
Jonathan Green
>t. Chinker than Japan
Adrian Green
don't worry you apparently are really good at outrunning your own women given how low your birthrates are
Robert Howard
>German humor
Justin Roberts
t. American who will never will be a part of glorious C.A.NZ.UK alliance
Bentley Richardson
an eye for each side of the head
Tyler Morgan
you know we had won WWI before you even entered it right? There's a reason why the Germans were scared shitless by Canadians in the trench
Elijah Watson
Need to remove leaf
Dylan Roberts
...
Charles Carter
wow
Camden Hall
feels good being inner circle