/ausnz/

Welcome back party for a certain someone.

nth for not whoring me out pls

also brought some crackers for dunedin

Do I go for number 4?

Me in the upper left hand corner

I wonder who it is!

Oh
Ok then

Okay then Bunny.
You won't be sold off...
Do it.
Bet you won't.

>also brought some crackers for dunedin
thanks!

cool spiral glasses

me in the bottom right
Don't test me, I will

i am only yours. you wouldnt want other people to defile me r..right?

Thanks, picked them out myself


>Don't test me, I will
have you even regained feeling yet?

>Don't test me, I will
Pfft if you were really gonna do it you would have done it by now.
You're all talk, you won't go for round 4.
Of course not.

Aw yeah how were ya new flatmates?
You talk to them much when ya got in?

Once I find some good fap material I'll be off for another one and you can't stop me

I was just going to hug him desu, but i can see that my normie germs defile everything they touch :C

>Aw yeah how were ya new flatmates?
They seemed alright.
The guy seems normal, and the girls seems pretty cool, she studies philosophy and political science so maybe she won't be boring as fuck.

Well if it was only a hug, you can do it for free and only if he wants one from you.
Hugs should always be free.
Huh didn't know there was a chickie as well.
She a looker?

DO IT
I DOUBLE DARE YA.

>She a looker?
About average, but I think she has a boyfriend back in the US.

westy whats the matter?
why do you write so loud

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FINE THEN!
I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW

Oh ok I'll ask him then

Do you want to have a hug with me?

boring arse day

I AM NOT A NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

do you get to march in parades?
t. normie

Just playing around with Chalmers.
Trying to get him to have another wank for shits and giggles.
Hey Singa, what did ya do?

I just spend 6 days with 14 normies.
Don't you fucking dare

You slept in the same room as girls.
You're practically king normie now.

Minimally due to my physical rank

We get to touch the gun but not use it

So far it's just been paperwork though

Filling out forms, repetitive and boring shit

*whispers in your ear*
normie

They all fucking snored
I couldn't get any sleep
I want to die

just dont make him too horny else he might ravage me

Wasnt too bad then?
Yeah the infection spreads fast, you are totally a normie now.

FUCKKKKK
CHHHALMERRRSSSS

you wish

Do ya get a neat uniform?

Yeah desu but it's still 11am

Apparently I only get it tomorrow

>Apparently I only get it tomorrow
I hope it's cute!!!

Sounds fucking awful in all honesty.
I'll protect you from the horny pervert Chalmers.
I'll jump in ya bed so I can guard you more easily.

oi think about your blood pressure
>fuck chalmers
lewd

when does your conscription start?

Can't be cuter than you

It started three hours ago desu

>I'll protect you from the horny pervert Chalmers.
I am neither of those things!
n-no you......

t. cutie

arrgggg

Tsun tsun cutie I see

This is why we need to invade NZ

ay

n-no.....
but you're a cutie

you cant invade NZ when they have wodners of technology like pic related

Sleep with me

>"tank"

Right back at ya

Im bored, what should i do?

wank

wank

can a girl(girl) even wank?

probably

Is Anzu going to be ok?

who knows

He'll be fine

Solid plan
*sigh* yes, females can masturbate
you pure creature you

but wanking means shaking orsomething a..and there is nothing to shake

oh how little you know about females

Nah its more broadly defined than that desu

Saw ol' Bill stepped down today.

who?

wait
males=dick=wank
females=nodick= ??

yeah i wonder who will replace him.

females have dicks you naive little bunny

It's called schlicking sometimes

It's implied he's going to commit suicide. Just like in my Dostoyevsky books!

no they dont wtf ?

Paula Bennet probably
Though it would be the worst decision the National party could make.

Fucking rude

*sleeps with you*

that looks a lil sad :c

hmmmm..... interesting
um yes they do

So her father is being abusive eh

Good riddance

none of the girls i know do
you say that but then America elected trump

>but then America elected trump
Our country isn't nearly as retarded

>yes they do
uhm. i need picture proof on that claim
also your pic is a girl

really, that's odd
>uhm. i need picture proof on that claim
well I don't have any images of naked ladies on my computer but trust me
>also your pic is a girl
I have no idea

pls stop posting my bf Anzu!

anzu looks spooky desu

anzu looks weird without makeup

cute tho

I'd like to pinch those chubby cheeks.

it still looks like she has eyeliner/ mascara on, im jealous of her eyelashes

>ywn cute like Anzu
why live?

ye weird.. but still alil cute
>horse cock
hmmm

I wish I had a skirt like that
oh yeah, I meant to say without a wig

Are you going to try and save her?

>I wish I had a skirt like that
THEN BUY ONE
YOUR PROMISED

I'm sure you're cute as a button yourself buddy.

>her

not cute enough it seems...

yea no. that would be too much a hassle
i wonder how sex with someone like that is
>not knowing how sex is at all
nvm