/brit/

OKAY YOU POPPED UP ON MY BY SUPRISE
YOU SEE I NEVER TOOK YOU FOR THE POPPIN TYPE

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first for

alri

Any other Rhodies gere? Just curious.

fingered a girl in the toilets at maccas when i was 14

*crashes into the thread*

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Thinking of killing myself

>posting has came to a halt because all the autists are revving up their get posts

i'm jewish

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fun thing

there are no 'lurkers' apart from on porn boards

CARA AL SOL CON LA CAMISA NUEVA

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pfm

Don't do it lad, my friend killed himself yesterday and it ruined my week.

Everytime I try to make changes to make my life better I just get more depressed

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I want to ruin everyone's week 2bh

sounds like your a dysfunctional human being

Tell me a comfy story

watching an old youtube vid of a guy playing fallout new vegas and every time someone subscribed there was a sound effect of a jack nicholson impression saying "OHH BABY A SUBSCRIBER!"

pretty comfy

I guess that's a good way to do it, but you should go to Church instead

why do you watch people play video games i dont get it

don't do this

That's a good idea
Killing myself in the middle of church will be a good fuck you

what is that contraption? is this guy distilling water?

Love yanks
Adore them in fact

weed

vurg hate sand grug beliefs

yanks surgically remove toes from cats and keep them locked up inside at all times.

Whenever a yank posts a picture of its cat remember that the poor thing is mutilated and miserable and that their house smells like cat piss/shit

we go hard in the mother f**king paint n***a

pc is too loud to play games at this time of night, but i can watch vids on phone
watching takes less effort than playing, can watch in bed
getting someone else's perspective on the game
the guy playing says funny shit sometimes

Luv u 2 bb :3

want a son and to name him nathan hale _____ where ____ is my last name

just use nlp and self hypnosis to make yourself permanently content

mad how I can order anything and have it delivered to my house the next day

any Mussolini man in?
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POO

poo

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IN

You have 1 match. 2 stocks, no items. If you lose, your city becomes 99% muslim.
Who you got?

alri

toilet+poo=poo poo

I LIKE SNIFFING PANTS

Literally brainwashing yourself

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poo get

here we are. the lads.

Italian is an /fa/ language

I'm sorry, but this needs to be said.

/brit/ is the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of you have felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. You exist as polyps upon the colon of British culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "deanos") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

You're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly ageing burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of being a normie than the professionals. Yet you lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very normie-world you're obsessed with. You choose instead to fuck around and make meme piss-takes well into middle twenties.

You are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like you, and the last thing we need is for you lot to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

You are on a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

never played this game

Honorable mentions.

if the only effect is to make life pleasant, why care about the method?

a shame its spoken by Africans and gypsies now

SI! SI! SI! SI!
SI! SI! SI! SI!
SI! SI! SI! SI!
SI! SI! SI! SI!
was a work of art

RAID CUM

>death of god
nah fuck off

What an actually having better physical material circumstances to your life

we aren't raiding anything you leftypol reddit fuckhead

t. reactionary

Fucking hate yanks lads

rather be a reactionary than a poo nigger

love italian futurism

How about you raid my arse if you know what I mean, m80 ;)

I don't do either of those things to my 2 cats

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same

>2500 Italians apply for one job

oh no no no

>my Anglo empiricist ass is on FIRE

thoughts lads?
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any racial extermination man in

Why havent you moved to Australia yet, /brit/?

you're still miserable if you constantly compare your situation to an ideal situation. millionaires compare themselves to billionaires and feel poor. if you measure your happiness by the amount of money you have, you'll never be content, because there will always be more money out there, that hole will never be filled.

any uppers man in

indiANO

no, nepalANO

Who the hell do you think you are? You’re any kind of artist? Anybody know who you are? Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important places in North America and who are you? Who are you? You miserable presumptious no talent. You’re no artist. An artist respects the silence, it serves the foundation of creativity. You obviously don’t have the talent. You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other people, or know what it means to respect yourself. In music or any form of creativity. And I’m an NYU fil-school graduate. Sucker. And the School of Visual Art in the Academy of Art University in San Fransisco. You suck. You’re a no talent. If you really have talent, go practice. And then get yourself a gig, instead of ruining the day for everybody down here. You disgrace. You are everything that’s gone wrong in this world. You’re a self consumed, no-talent, mediocre piece of shit. And I’ve earned my right to say it. Okay? In 1975, I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. Who the fuck are you? I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966. Who the fuck are you? You’re nothing. You are nothing. And you will never be anything. Never. How dare you? You miserable, mediocre nothing. Shame on you. You crack a stupid little smile, you little pimp. Go learn to play. You’re flat. You can’t even carry a fucking note. I don’t care about your little horn lip, it doesn’t mean you know how to play. You’re flat. I’ve trained classically, I’ve trained contemporaneously, and you suck.

Turtle hasn't asked me to move in yet

What about material things like people around you who love you, a sense of purpose in the world, a feeling that you'll something behind to be remembered by etc

Australia sucks ass, why would I do that? I'm moving to Britain.

@85555848
We dont let y*nks in, fuck off we're full

>the enlightenment
death kneel for the west tbqh

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what the frick

New

Watching the Olympics lads, G*rmans are doing well in skiing, is the eternal kraut striking again?

do you lads ever think about the creatures living at the bottom of the ocean?

You crying after I move in and steal your women

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hello my white friend

yeh

>6 IPs

grim

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thainigger

Hi
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For some, those things seem impossible to find, or just don't satisfy them. Reprogramming one's mind to be content isn't for everyone, but for some it's the only way to end their suffering that won't wreck the lives of people around them.

niglad (thailad)

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>captcha asks me to click the cars
>click the street signs
>get accepted
haha

now self driving cars will be crashing and it's all your fault