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"Illegal" immigration isn't actually a crime under yank laws

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need some poo to go with that nigger?

I’ve licked my girlfriends ass, albeit we both found it wasn’t anything we cared for.

She deepthroats me all the time. I’m 6.5-7” roughly and I know I’d vomit, lol.

I’ve eaten her out, although not nearly as much as I should. I just get too excited and move to sex, but I’ll work on that.

I’ve had several FWB in college. Just no strings attached, meaningless sex. It gets old after a while, imo, and I personally begin getting frustrated at not being cared for as an individual.

I’ve booty called this one girl multiple times. It was kinda weird how willing she was. I texted her for head once and she said “sure yeah but we gotta make it quick because I have class soon”. To this day it strikes me as a line from a shitty teen drama but, it happened (I’m being real candid with you here just so you know.).

>tfw living in one of the red counties

my maffs professor is turkish

Is the bottom flag for the Armenians?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
lol it looks like a nigger

is it true that southerners eat their tea whilst sat on the couch?

parents live in the red in GA

A broken promise is as good as a lie

FOY

name a worse piece of legislation than the Housing Act 1980

quick question

Is Geoffrey pronounced like Jeffrey?

red stuff in a jam jar? you'd expect it to be jam
but no
fucking beetroot
LIES
IT'S ALL LIES

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>Eating tea
Bizarre

no. it's "gee off ree" not "jeff ree"

discovered there's a big community of tankie trannies on twitter who unironically love stalin and north korea
what a time to be alive

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the fuck, my county is surrounded by red but is white

Sup Forums? i dig that
butt hole? i lick that

that's gross? i don't care
reddit? go back there

just rolled an earl grey spliff

t. Chicago, Minnesota or Atlanta.

I’ve licked my girlfriends ass, albeit we both found it wasn’t anything we cared for.

She deepthroats me all the time. I’m 6.5-7” roughly and I know I’d vomit, lol.

I’ve eaten her out, although not nearly as much as I should. I just get too excited and move to sex, but I’ll work on that.

I’ve had several FWB in college. Just no strings attached, meaningless sex. It gets old after a while, imo, and I personally begin getting frustrated at not being cared for as an individual.

I’ve booty called this one girl multiple times. It was kinda weird how willing she was. I texted her for head once and she said “sure yeah but we gotta make it quick because I have class soon”. To this day it strikes me as a line from a shitty teen drama but, it happened (I’m being real candid with you here just so you know.)..

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made a post

>Brothers girlfriends turn to pick what we watch on netflix
>She wants to rewatch stranger things
Don't get the appeal of rewatching tv shows

>Northern tip of Alaskan
going to need an explanation for this
I was under the impression Alaska outside of the Southern parts was mosquito wasteland

Never so much as kissed a girl let alone have sex with one
I'm 20

wonder how many golden showers were given out during the hippy era of the 1960s

oil. and it's a frozen wasteland

New Jersey, Mercer

starting a Falangist Party of Britain, who's in

>tfw unironically found a full-on abnormie, marxist-hating Sup Forums qt on twitter

Hit the motherload lads. Genuinely didn't think they existed.

And no, I shan't be sharing her with you lads.

>going to need an explanation for this
expect an answer in 2-5 minutes

playing a dangerous game lads
i'm openly anti-immigration at uni but i'm also friends with muslims so they can't label me a racist

Might buy some land there 2bh, but I like New England too much so I'll probably end up living there

>tfw racist
>get on with Muslims and Indians far better than whites

Quite a pickle.

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what about blump?

Reading about Austin Power’s lore.

Don't acknowledge the existence of Muslims let alone speak to them

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my wife is absolutely perf lads

lads

youtu.be/oIH8PSg4yi8

poast proofs faggot

>the "I have black friends" excuse

Prudhoe Bay Oil Field is a large oil field on Alaska's North Slope. It is the largest oil field in both the United States and in North America, covering 213,543 acres (86,418 ha) and originally containing approximately 25 billion barrels (4.0×109 m3) of oil.

me in the white windbreaker clapping at half tempo

Maryland is probably the best place to live but it's still not desirable

fucking weird
hope SK conquers them

Imagine having hanging around non whites
The Absoulte literal state

Nothing like a bit of autocrat propaganda

how many years do they get in the gulag for not participating

love asians

God bless Canada

>USA bought THIS for not even 10 Million from Russia

Yeah I'd hate to live in America

thats literally me
whitey isn't allowed to have guns so you gotta give your watch to tyrell whenever he asks but other than that sounds great

ridiculous how the us got two amazing land grabs just by buying it, not even conquering it

It fucking SUCKS
Nobody is white and nobody speaks English

i'm unironically not racist i just can't understand why countries like sweden let in so many uncivilized immigrants. crime rates have skyrocketed over the past few years

Muslims generally are alright lads though. Work-oriented, interesting to talk to, right-wing in their social beliefs. As opposed to whites who just talk about footie, drink and slags. Boring cunts.

What's wrong with their gun laws?

Sweden has some of the lowest crime rates in the developed world
America is a crime ridden hell hole

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Sweden

Ah yes, a crowd of identical looking women dancing like puppets and singing tunelessly with a permanent expression of wide-eyed terror is very impressive.

Seriously why was everyone getting so worked up about this shite? Its just bizarre.

Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Say what?)

forever...

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>America is a paradise if you ignore the parts where everyone lives!

>1995
>"records are dead man, CDs are here to stay"
>fast forward to 2018
>"Get with the times, CDs are dead, vinyl is surpassing CDs in sales"
The fuck happened?

howling at how New York is mentioned when it's a fucking gun nazi state
gungrabbers just can't comprehend reality

Hmmmmm........ .Thinking a Muslim typed this post

haven't used a cd in 15 years

okay, that just further proves my point

Yeah if Sweden continues at this rate it might almost be as bad as America!

somebody changed the record

I agree with you and the image posted I'm just posting it out

>CDs are dead
>2018

it was beginning to be awkward to give someone a CD in 2008

What the fuck is a gun Nazi state

yeah. all thanks to shithole immigrants

Where they coming from America then?

a state that allows gun ownership but has a national socialist government

state with strict gun laws x

mostly shitholes like africa, much like the population that contributes the most to crime in our country

america doesn't market itself at a socialist utopia like sweden does
america doesn't ignore and hide its issues like sweden does

Compared to America Sweden basically is a utopia

yep

eating easter eggs in february haha don't tell the easter bunny xx

easter?

depends where you live
i live in one of the most homogeneous and safest/richest areas in the US and i wouldn't move to sweden if you paid me

>tfw don't have spic and negro problems like America
>tfw don't have Muslim problems like Europe

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the thing between christmas and 4th of july

Saint Margaret of Scotland (c. 1045 – 16 November 1093), was an English princess and a Scottish queen. Mary, Queen of Scots at one time owned her head.

what are you on about?