Be playing skooks: the game

>be playing skooks: the game
>team is all Fred's and Daphne's and they're all shaking it wrong

>not showing them how it's done
If you had been using a decent Pickle on Top build, you could have used them to set up a combo. What were you using instead, Secret Bitch?

>Playing on hardest difficulty
>Consistently get my shit wrecked by the Galtar bonus boss

IT'S NO USE

When my team's in there and I'm out here.

I think you better think of something.

okay, my group and I have spent the last 7 fucking hours trying to find the moon. We've looked everywhere.
What do you even get for this quest?f

See, if you swooced right in that one window in the tutorial, you could have skipped that level and had some milk and cookies.

Don't bother. The reward is shit and the quest giver says he wishes you hadn't done it.

How do you find the Secret Bitch?

Where the sheriff players at?

MFW Dog lover got nerfed and trap master got buffed

>Playing skooks in 2016

You niggas trying to swindle me?

>mfw people wont see the strongman

>tfw playing as Skooks and Daphne asks you to untie her

I hope they patch the Malt Shop bug soon. Swear to God, every Fred I go against in PvP gets down to less than 5% health and pussy out immediately.

>one more hit and they're dead
>LET'S ALL GO TO THE MALT SHOP
>everybody's transported to neutral territory

Fucking hell, it's almost unplayable.

Does anyone know how to get Shaggy out of the risky business taunt animation? It keeps glitching whenever I use it

Use Scientology on Tom Cruise

Works every time for me

>Carlton Players not hugging Will Players
OH COME ON, THEY OWE ME!

>we'll never see the Strongman patch

>Still havent gotten any Bat cookies or Bat milk to drop yet from mobs.
>Not going to pay 50 bucks for them in the store.

Why are bat cookies and milk the biggest scam in the game?

>there are people here playing the 2,000,000 year old watchdog class
You faggots need to stay out of the malt shop pvp areas you aren't needed there

Sorry, batman. But you've gone insane

Lucky for me I'm a fish lover

>finally get HANK as a companion
>they nerf his damage output in the next patch
>they try and make it seem like he's better now that he can never lose his dong.

WHY!

It's a shame too since he's always ready to go and is the only companion that can counter a Fred's "no thanks"

can someone help me with the attunement chain so I can go to the church where I ask god to fug me?

>Dad players don't want will players
Why?

>their party already has a sheriff

>Fred player is trying to get smooks down
>Shaggy player says he'll get him down
>misses
>mfw

>Nerfing Doglover.
>Buffing Secret Bitch.
>Swooce Range Decreased.
>Bat Cookies Drop Rate Still Unchanged.

Who /doglover/ here?

>a fred asks me if i'd like to see the strongman
>say yes jokingly
>he teleports me to some area outside of the map
>i'm now stuck in an endless black void
strongman?

>tfw you die for some bullshit reason
>healer has a chance to rez you
>chooses onion rings instead
bitch

Will a doglover spec ever be relevant in the current raiding meta?

It could be if players actually bothered to learn how to utilize Japanese Text

Not unless you love doing the Scientology raid every day. still sucks that dog lovers still cant get past lord Xenu without dying though. But you cant get past the tom cruise fight without one.

a better question is "will fish lover ever be buffed, or will it always be a useless gimmick?"
somebody sure is a weeaboo

>still can't figure out how to plot a course

>Daphne main loses their Golden Ass
>Instead of trying to get it back they use Yow-Wow
>Enemy that took their Golden Ass lived and ended up getting something to eat

How embarrassing

When's the next part of the ReBooB questline?

Have any of you guys unlocked your own nigger? I'd love to own one.

>enemy penguin keeps calling me dumb
>lose control and knock his head off with a one-hit KO
Penguin mains are so dumb it's not funny

>secret bitch gets nerfed

Just fucking great. First they make the spawnrate close to 0 and after spending all that time farming, they make it useless.

It's easy, you just inter-course

You are playing the Japanese version with subtitles, right Sup Forums?